SheepishLord

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  1. First of all, put down that Chia book before you hurt yourself! :shock: I haven't lifted any technique from that book. Chia has a version of the perineal massage that uses a silk cloth. How stupid. The only other reference to perineal massage I found was by the great Sam Biser. He figured it out before me, but I was already marketing it when I found Sam's booklet on prostate health. Incidentally, he has a wonderful book coming out in April I suggest everyone pre-order. Chia teaching screwed up practices IS disrespectful and he will figure it out when he spends a full day in "disembowelment hell" or wherever Yama sends him. Probably back to work at Gestetner Copier where he should have stayed! No arrogance on my part here, as I think Yama is preparing a room for me as well for teaching false practices too... Ron Jeremy is a little sensitive these days and think I am dissing him. He also thought Shieky was dissing him the other day. No worries. I really like RJ and have no quarrel. I get where he is coming from, but I don't agree with his position. I am not dissing Chia, but what Chia taught. If I say "Chia sucks wino penis" it is to wake people up. This is probably also the reason RJ writes in ALL CAPS. Winn keeps talking about "integration" as opposed to "transendence." Whatever happened to TRANSFORMATION??? The caterpillar becomes a butterfly, the human attains immortality, the monk receives the reward body? I guess that all went out the window? Problem is that there are few examples around these days of a SUCCESS STORY so who can you apprentice yourself too? You say One Cloud visited you? Didn't you also attain samadhi by reciting that yin cow's name over and over. :roll: Why'd you come out of samadhi BTW? In the old days you could find an Immortal or an Arhat and say "teach me." These days where will you find them? There are one or two around, but you'll need more merit then ever to make the connection.
  2. Dangerous in two ways: (1) possibly hurt retina -> blindness (2) the iris or pupil will pop out if you do it wrong (some guy in Taiwan tried it and that happened and he went to the protect god of a temple who taught him the method and the protect god said he didn't know what to do so told him he should go to Nan Huai Chin. LOL!!!) (3) safer to asborb the essence of the moon but saw a guy in Chiangxia who tried to do that for sun and moon and screwed himself up BIGTIME. You can't willynilly practice this without someone watching you otherwise you really set wrong chi flows into motion...the methods are really for people who know what they're doing and can feel it because their chi mai are opened. They can do it, but have to be careful. It's common info. The best one is to suck in the natural light LIGHTLY into the back of the brain which tends to open that area up, but TAOISTS tend to suck too hard and hurt themselves. It's gentle and it leads into the Taoist practice of inner viewing of seeing into the body (inner seeing) and opening up the hind brain, which is the purpose entirely. It's a way of cultivating quasi-shen. Similar to the skeleton method thru a diffeent access route. Think about it and you'll see how. There's some blue and white book by Livia Kon(?) that deals with such methods; also mentioned by Needleham or whaver his name was. I forget the names exactly but have the books in Hong Kong. remember, all the eye superpowers they're referring to come from opening up the back/hind area of the brain but the tendency is to play with that, rather than delve into samadhi (thru inner viewing) once you open it. We had guys over the years visit Master Nan because they could see things in the far disance from related eye superpowers they cultivatd and he yelled at both of them not to keep playing wit it else you'll drop and never improve the real practice to samadhi.
  3. The most serious issue facing the United States...

    HA HA HA--I know who you are now! Whazzup? You still in ShenZhen?
  4. pistols and grip strength

    SAY WHAT??? It is true, those older guys kicked our asses. Then again, I had never seen anyone drenched in sweat like Barry was! They were right behind us--the British guy and myself had to rest a few minutes because we were racing up that mountain for hours and suddenly we were overtaken. I was impressed. We were all impressive, actually, and continued up to the top to catch the sunrise. I am not sure if it was altitude sickness or the energy of the mountain, but after I started drinking a lot of my piss--cycling it constantly, that things worked out all right. I think I may climb it again this year! :twisted: The "British guy" was living on WuDang this year so I guess he got over it. :wink:
  5. pistols and grip strength

    I have hands like a girl and I can close a #1 no problem and I can work a trainer like a cheap plastic toy. #2 stops me though. Best thing to do is go back to one-arm pull up training. Grip training is very complicated, but a lot has to do with tendon looseness and chi flow. Iron mind has these new things where you can incrementally increase a gripper. Not that weight bullshit, but with a type of spring. Awesome. You should get that too.
  6. The most serious issue facing the United States...

    I agree with Max and Ron. A vasectomy will prevent you from progressing spiritually. Without non-leakage you get nowhere. Right now in this stage you can come and there is no problem. Sometimes you need to clean the pipes because you AREN'T empty enough so semen will be produced and tainted by desires. BUT, the time will come when you will be ready to do the 100 days. BEFORE you are ready, maniacal semen retention is no good. I shot a massive load into my gf's pussy the other day. I was taking a suana with her and I hadn't come in sooooooooooooo long. Needed to clean them out. It hurt when I was coming because of all the gunk stuck in there. Still, I practice hard enough that the rising chi has pushed a wisdom tooth through to the point there is a hole in the back of my mouth and I can see my jaw bone. This is the real chi pushing latent infections out and stuff. You can circulate the microcosmic orbit your whole life and this would never occur. In truth, your orbit is only open when you attain the level of the first dhyana. My practice right now is like this: 1.Don't ejaculate or have sex at all (lately I have to keep my girl happy so I started having sex again). 2.Do "Freedom By Degree" every day to release what I "hold onto." There is a wonderful article(s) on this in the latest issue of CST mag on-line. 3.MOST IMPORTANT: be ever mindful of my thoughts and correct them. What am I holding onto? Then let go, let go, let go. There are five skandhas: form, sensation, conception, volition, and consciousness. They are prisons. Let go, let go, let go. Shakyamuni said "the mind should not dwell." This is so important.
  7. Women: You can't live with them,.....

    RE: SUNGAZING You sure you don't lose your sexual desire because you can't see pretty girls anymore?
  8. Women: You can't live with them,.....

    ...Max, Max, Max! Clementine is HOT!!! Problem is she wants babies--lots of them! You will also have the typical Polish lifestyle which is a "baby" unto itself! In addition, you will have to hurry up because in 5 years her looks will be spoiled and her body too. White girls are like dairy products--they DO expire. I have never seen a white girl over 30 worth a damn. I ran into this chick on the subway for the 3rd time today on the way to work. She is looking at me more and more. So pretty other women get furious just looking at her. I think I should pick her up and fuck her, but I keep thinking about my GOALS and it is hard to fit extra women into them. The way I see it, if I get fired in March I can jet down to Brazil and crash at you-know-who's house on the beach and romp on the beach with endless young girls in the nude so why should I tie up my time with a NYC ho? You always know deep down what you gotta' do. The thing is doing it! Remember, for 99.9999999% of those who cultivate THERE IS NO DUAL CULTIVATION!!!
  9. The most serious issue facing the United States...

    Agreed. So maybe when the oil runs out then the food supply will be naturally limited. Cell phones: I try to use a headset as much as possible and alternate ears. If I talk on a cell phone for more then a few minutes I grow nauseous. I have a wireless keyboard in this room I am in right now, and I know when the cell phone is going to ring because of the squealing interference that occurs just before it rings. If you ever open up a cell phone, you will see heavy shielding around all the components, yet your skull case is not a shield for your brain in this respect! :oops:
  10. question about bone density

    To an elightened observer, I am growing while you are surfing fugly.com for pictures that reflect your stasis.
  11. question about bone density

    Dude, you ask for a concrete example of shit when you are standing in a pile of it! What can I possibly say to you?
  12. question about bone density

    What about Chia making off with the money of all those who invested in his Taoist version of "Jonestown?" What about the fact he stole his "cosmic healing" book from another author? This author proved it, but since Chia is in Thailand copyright law won't effect him. Concrete examples? Look, you think you can suck other men's semen out from hookers who apparently never heard of condoms and use that as fuel to be an immortal so why would I even bother? As far as Winn goes, all he cares about is his own immortality. I get a kick out of him writing that he was so well respected on that year 2000 China trip, but the truth is that the monks thought he was a rude, pushy guy with zero virtue. One of them literally said "the man has no virtue." Some immortal he will make. :roll: Your biggest logical flaw is that you think anything that turns up these days labelled "Taoist Alchemy" is part of an authentic 10,000,000 year old tradition.
  13. question about bone density

    Why should I respect Mantak Chia? He stole his student's money. He pirated other people's works as his own. Sorry Ron, but the man has taught utter crap and led everyone astray. The Healing Dao is a scam. It is NOT a several thousand year old tradition. It is a bunch of stuff slapped together to make money at worst, and at best a reversal of cause and effect which is quite common these days.
  14. question about bone density

    Bone density is not necessarily a good thing. It is said that one cannot become an immortal if one doesn't have the bones to be one. Basically, the bones are crystalline, as are snowflakes--and you can imagine the variation in snowflakes! Very dense bones are great if you want to be the world's strongest man or a martial artist, but may not be so great if you want to cultivate. My bones are very light, yet I have never broken any save for my nose (twice). At 33, my teeth also have no cavities and I am lucky if I brush them once a day (when I wake up) and I eat tons of sugar. Bone marrow training will give you heavier powerful bones, but you are driving poison energy into your marrow and it will make you very sick when you are old. The only thing I really regret in my Taoist life is my "Chi Weight Lifting" and all that stupid shit. Fuck Mantak Chia.
  15. TaoBums T-Shirts...

    Let's have a contest for t-shirt designs!
  16. The forum is not consistent throughout in terms of the new look, and the discussion takes ages to load.
  17. You've been served, niggaz! :twisted:
  18. Just did my first one-arm hindu-pushups!

    Thanks Mitch! I think I am going to need a bunch of bodywork in order to crack the pistol. I have an adhesion around my bladder that needs to be released that has been tormenting me for years. :cry: "Freedom By Degree" is the reason that I can do the one-arm push-up stuff (be it Pavel or Furey style) but my lower body is wack. If I can get that adhesion out I can accomplish many things in my cultivation and in my mundane life as well.
  19. Just did my first one-arm hindu-pushups!

    Bill advised me not to do the WSM. Don't remember why, but some practices are better for some people then for others.
  20. Pistols

    On Dragondoor.com in the articles section there is an article on the "one-arm come-down" which you can use. I would use that method if I were to train it today. In the past I used to do one-arm assisted with the assitant grip in such a way that the back of my hand faced my face. Then, as I got stronger I would lower my hand. I could do a bunch or reps and then I stopped doing it. Will probably return to it one day... Also, you must use a rotating bar so you don't torque your shoulders to death.
  21. Can anyone do a one arm one leg pushup?

    That comes naturally--I sometimes do it by accident. I also used to work on the one arm pull-ups but had to shelve them because the energy is better spent on other things. My current goal is the pistol. I do airborne lunges about 15 per leg and eventually I will crack the pistol. One-arm hindu pushups are really hard, so maybe that could be a decent goal for you?
  22. Hungry Ghost Feeding

    :roll: If this type of thought-stream is typical of what flows through your mind... ...In other words, you don't feed anyone who is hungry--be they living or dead (at least not personally :? ) because you are too busy mentally masturbating yourself? You know, if I masturbated physically as much you do, I would be too tired to think as much as you do. Perhaps your enhanced mental powers are a result of the water method of cultivation?
  23. Hungry Ghost Feeding

    Nobody really does it because of the types of reasonings that you and Ron Jeremy have. Nothing wrong with what you say, as a matter of fact, your comments are 100% correct but your comments won't generate results. :shock: The result is more merit. You need it, I need it--we all need it. The fact is that it doesn't matter if you do merit for personal gain. Just like it doesn't matter if you kill for a noble cause. You are still a killer and owe someone a life. If you must be greedy, be greedy for merit. While I agree with you that giving from your "true nature" is superior, how will you get to this place if you don't have enough merit? You need merit to get the right teacher, to open up the right channels, etc. Do you and Ron feed 20 homeless people every night? Nope. I say if you feed them with hate in your heart you are still doing better then if you do nothing at all. Why? You've stopped their hunger for a while!
  24. Plato - your avatar

    HA HA I loved abusing the avatar (she was getting her butt tunneled out for a while there...) but I decided to pick the Taoist God of Wealth now instead. I still live in New York, but Nevada as well since I am there so often!
  25. Hungry Ghost Feeding

    You can focus your efforts wherever you like. But, it is very hard to feed millions of homeless in your lifetime unless that is your full time job. Humans are very difficult to help. It is so easy to feed hungry ghosts--it takes a few minutes a day and by the time you die from natural causes or your next recluse bite, you will have fed millions of them. The merit ads up like interest in an IRA. With so much merit, you will be able to hook up with great teachers in the next life.