子泰

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  1. Last year I was agonizing over my hemorrhoid as it had gotten worse over the days. After having to poop with that damned thing, I got a little desperate. Since I had nothing to lose and I did not want surgery, I just sat at my desk and recited "namo guan yin bodhisattva". After a few recitations I suddenly sneezed, which caused my hemorrhoid to abruptly pop. No pain, no complications afterwards. Showered, then went about my day. Pretty funny huh?


  2. ive seen them, but after choking and dry heaving haha... surprised the crap out of me. maybe thats how cartoon artists came up with the idea of seeing stars after getting hit in the head. they were bright red for me though, like deeper colored embers


  3. :D How is the above to be understood? Was it your teacher meeting Noah, or you meeting your teacher? Who lit a cigarette, you, your teacher, or Noah? And who started cussing?? :P

    Oh it was just me and my teacher meeting for the first time after exchanging some emails haha. For the record though: he lit the cigarette and started cussing first