TheSongsofDistantEarth

Oh, Hugo...we would, but you got no game! You have said nothing of importance in this thread or have even made any sense. OK, I'm bored now.

The H U G O Darien Olivares Mila???? I was wondering what happened to that dude! I did kind of miss his strange persona! Hugo, come on out of hiding...

Much worse than the cold is the high fructose corn syrup. Avoid this poison like the plague!!!!

Why isn't it? I booked my flight, anyway....

Dark, somebody needs to sprinkle some Prozac on your cornflakes. You're kind of flat and noting and (yawn) one-dimensional. Nobody likes a downer. What's your point, Darkness?

Dark Child, you are kind of, um different. You seem to speak in dark platitudes and you come across as kind of fake and retarded. Best get some manners, or you be soon 'whistling in the dark', eh?

Welcome, Dark! Please come in and have some tea and cookies... we were just sitting around here thinking how darn LIGHT it is in here and were wishing for a shadow or something to cross our paths and lo! here you arrive and darn it! we're just gonna shine our light and brighten things up for ya a little! Some TaoBums hospitality! Hey, man do you guys have that Tamarind candy in your country? I love how it's sour and tart and salty and sweet all rolled into one... Yeah, I love that...

My Dear Dark Star, I looked in my crystal ball to scry your intent here, and this is what I saw... Things have been a little rough lately for you Dark Star, apparently you owe 8 months of child support to your ex, and your car broke down and you don't have enough money to get it fixed so you're having to ride the public transportation, which is a drag because you really are a powerful Dark Entity but unfortunately nobody recognizes this and now that they cut your hours at work and they laid off one other guy, it's now up to you and Wayne to do the entire night stocking work down at the Piggly Wiggly, and there used to be four of you 5 years ago and now there's only two to do the same amount of work, plus the IRS is after you for back taxes and your credit score has been taking a beating because of the payroll loans you've had to take out to get your 13 year old son out of juvenile, and now Mrs Dark Star is getting kind of fed up and you think she may be seeing someone else and that goddamn hemorrhoid on your ass is back again and you can't sit down and you can't even afford the co-pay to be seen at the clinic to get it taken care of... So you got out all your old books and candles and dark robes and Grimoires and and Egyptian Ankhs and decided, hey, I must still have some of the Ol' Black Magic so then you signed up to the TaoBums to see if you could still throw some dark scarey into the wimps here because, it used to work so well before the recent spate of hard times you've had and dammit! you know you still got the touch...yeah, you still got it... plus there ain't anything good on the tv tonight... But, Your Dark Dudeness, it seems you're getting your ass kinda wiped here because the boys and girls here don't take kindly to scary bluffy strangers, but heck we feel sorry for ya too, so we're willing to take up a collection and maybe even do a car wash for you to get you back on your feet... we kinda feel sorry for you and we are the Dudes and Dudesses of the Light, but maybe before you slink outa here we can pass off some of our kindness....... All this I have seen...So Be It....

Well, I saw on TMZ that Mrs. Dark Star is upset because there's lots of black cum on the bathroom ceiling and she's mad because she ain't gettin' any... F.Y.I.

Um, Your Darkness... it is rumored, Sir, that your ejaculate is black, like the Spume of Hell... true, or fancy?

Hey, dude you forgot to get your dark on. What's up with that? Hey, check this out: I am the Prince of the Light, here to fight the Dark Star with my Kundalini Light Saber.... Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!

Well, we should just shut down the website now that the dark prince has arrived. We'll just take our chi and our tao and go on home now that our shady mopai friend has come to conquer us... help, mr. wizard!!!!

Darky, (mopai)... we just love when you scare us all with your Wizard of Oz shiz! It's soooooooo scary and Dark (even you your letters are dark). You gave all us bums such a scare!!!!@!! Stop, please!!!! We're shaking!! Those faces were just too much!

Wait, is that guy in the bottom of the picture our own S. Dobles?

Mopai??! Is that you? You dark rascal, you're always trying to scare us, but you're just so bad at it! Now you're back as 'Dark Power"? Woooo, we're scared! Just kiddin'. Good to see ya, where ya been hiding?

I don't understand then why he didn't just stick around in bodily form, then. Oh, well. Maybe one of you could ask him?

I dunno, I have a problem with this 'Glenn took over' stuff. Maybe you can post the letter and redact (now there's a current word for ya) the personal stuff and let us see if it sounds like Glenn "wrote" it. Otherwise, my skeptic glasses remain on. I can't really believe (yet) that this guy is dawdling here on the earth plane to appear to any and all students of KAP. Maybe I'm wrong, but I need more evidence than these various reports...he's rapidly approaching 'urban legend' status. Maybe he is, and maybe he isn't. I fully acknowledge though, the possibility that all concerned are projecting, Kundalini activated or not. Or maybe that's their reality.

Wow, I love Seals and Crofts and have always found their music and lyrics very deep and spiritual. Very cool that you met them. And nice to see you posting on tb Pat, I haven't seen any of your posts for a long time. I always enjoyed your take on things.

very beautiful, soaring crane. I can see why it resonates with you, it looks very powerful and i can feel the chi from the video. I would like to explore it. Can you link us to more information? Thank you for posting this!

Leon, Your website doesn't work and is very puzzling. The forum is "yours"? Meaning you started it and run it? The Youtube video was interesting, but just because Madonna did a riff of Fritz Lang's Metropolis means...what...? Some conspiracy including Michael Jackson, Beyonce the 'stairs Madonna comes down from on stage are Masonic' ones??? WTF? This is all very bizarre to me, I think to get people interested, you're going to have to write something for us all here, otherwise it seems like kinda crazy stuff to me.

~jk~, I did the 5 Tibetans for about 2 months many years ago, and didn't notice much. You seem to be saying that the 5 Tibetans opens up/raises Kundalini flow? Can you tell us more about this?

No, I'm not. Just against normal societal behavior. You're really classy, dude. Really classy. And it's nice that you're so proud of your abdominal musculature. You must put in very many hours to get them to look that way.

Nice answers Biff, you seem like a real class act.

Huh? What are you suspecting here, lino? I can't see how corporate America benefits from this very much, except for the news organizations and tabloids. The pro golf tour will suffer and therefore t.v. coverage, also the companies he endorses and Tiger himself. I don't see any 'conspiracy' from mainstream media here. It's incredible press to watch the world's best golfer and sportsman basically deconstruct as his double life slowly gets exposed.

Do a search, there's been a number of similar threads in the past on this. Although it's still nice to have new input from new people.