TheSongsofDistantEarth

Hey, can anyone tell me how to embed a youtube video into a post like this? Thanks!

Aaaah. Of course. .

I think you mean cognitive dissonance?

Um, don't you mean 'Fuggeddaboutit!!'?

It should read "...it's your creation because you're missing..". You're is a contraction of 'you' and 'are'. Sorry, this mistake is consistent in many of your posts. I thought you'd appreciate the point-out. It'll make you look even smarter!!!! Woah!!!

Vajra, I've got a facial recognition program running now and cross referencing to the internet porn data base to recall your movies... so far we've come up with playing the lead in the Tao Te Chinga... more to follow!! So delish...a former porn star right here on taobums dusting it up with non-duality!!!

Dude!! Street cred!! Plus darshan from the the high lady (did I mention I love love love her?)! But maybe you should leave out the part about 'making love' to keep your cred? I mean a porn philosopher magus internet entrepeneur? You're the only one here like that! Respect! You're finally letting loose here a little, VH, especially for a Neo-con! Hey, I LOVE THIS THREAD!!!!!

Jeez, you're more fun to kick sand at than Sarah Palin! It's good to know you have an important job that allows you many hours a day to post on internet forums! I had imagined you as a trustifarian who had lots of leisure time to surf the internet, teach a couple of yoga classes a week, deftly hiding your deeply conservative political views from your students all the while bedding the cutest ones in sacred Kuala ritual while your real girlfriend washes your BMW...but you're not that at all!!! All kidding aside, with all these spontaneous spiritual experiences, you probably don't need to do any spiritual practices or meditate...I'm so jealous!!!...jeah! What kind of internet business do you run, anyway...I mean nothing specific, just in general... I mean, I know it's not like a porn site or anything!!! But what is it? Kombucha? Nigerian Banking? Coral Calcium? We're dying to know! But seriously, I would like a job in your industry, and I wouldn't mind at all if you were a self-satisfied smug know-it-all tyrant sometimes!! Really, I would be so grateful to hang out with you, arrange for the shoots with the actors/actresses,and absorb your spiritual vibes and wisdom, and I would be really grateful!! Dude!

I was just testing you...tee hee!I want that job. Are you hiring? I actually love Gurumayi! And Baba rocks!!

Um, also with all due respect, maybe you need to get a job and away from the computer? 451 often very long posts since May 23rd 2009 on taobums alone? Why do you disparage the internet so while it's obviously your main occupation? Maybe try meditating? You are obviously a True Believer...(great classic book by the way, The True Believer by Eric Hoffer). Muktanada slept with many women and often teenage girls. I know this. Not several carefully selected evolved and developed consorts. For you to so vociferously argue your point when its obviously the SYDA party line, speaks volumes. Your responses and words speak more than you know. But I do enjoy a little Forum cagefighting. Stop taking yourself so damn seriously!

Not gossip. Nityanada=real deal Muktanada= lots of Shakti don't make a Sage. Slept with lots of female devotees. Dark energy master. Gurumayi= no Shakti, recent cosmetic facial surgery. Likes to shop. She got no game. YMMV

Are you really a new member, or an existing member with an alias? Just kidding...welcome anyway.

Waste to free freedom The Path of The Righteous Man Sweet hypocrisy!

Okay! Okay! Words, words too much words! You arguers must listen! 'Who first came, Chicken or Egg'? is koan meant for Western mind by laughing Chinese sage...meant to turn brain into steaming podge of dim-sum! You no can answer, so you make fruitless argument, or you inhale dim-sum fume, mind to slip easily into pinpoint of enlightenment! EVERYBODY figure 'one hand clapping' koan--this one fool you! Ha ha! For information on ordering my 9 DVD set, "Hey You! Chicken, or Egg?--Lazy Sage's Guide to Satori" please this link click: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLKn0ktuzgo&fmt=18

Sir! How dare you!! I am King of the Haiku Chain!! You hear? King!! Nay, the Last Emperor of the H.C.!! I have slain others with only the strength of my biting wit, my weaponly words.. they don't call me Mighty Cock for nothing! Besides, you don't want me to mess up my robes, else you be having the Wu Tang Clan after yo.

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Ying vs Yang KFC vs. Egg McMuffin v-jay-hri-day, you sooooo serious! must learn laugh more! Truth got no tooth! and tianxianshin-o, must remember to get you special gag hand-buzzer for chinese new year present! Then we ALL have a beer together at the white house! much funs! plus, I will reveal the Secret of the Golden Egg: Chicken and Egg arrive together, same time, carry-on luggage only, no checked bags!

CHICKEN!!!!!!>>>>>> <<<<<EGG!!!!!!!! Brinnggg! Bringgggg! Hello.....?

tianshixian!!! look out--the doorknob!!!

The Chicken...no, I mean the Egg...yes, yes, the Egg, most definitely... unless.. it was the Chicken, of course.. but then, the Egg has such appeal... so smooth and white, like in eggshell white, neutral tone,...yup, the Egg, I'm going with the Egg... but who laid the Egg? hadda be the Chicken, y'know? OK, the Chicken, the Chicken...what? Final Answer?? ..............uh, can I use a lifeline?

Hugo, your epidermis is showing...

I see your point .

Goddamn! That's a pretty fuckin' good milk shake. I don't know if it's worth five dollars, but it's pretty fuckin' good. -Vincent Vega

way out and way in Far in, far out...She loves In and Out Burgers!