Nungali

Yes ! '' Good morning I am trying to find 'Apech' can you give me his address please ? '' '' Surname ?'' '' Oh .... I dont know . '' '' Well, who is he, someone famous ?'' '' Well, yes, he is a famous Daobum ' '' ''I am sorry , a famous what ? '' '' A fellow Daobum . '' '' Eh ? Well ... ummm ... what does he look like ? '' '' He is this white cat with a smug look on his face .'' '' Ohhhhhh ... I see, you have lost your cat .'' '' No no no ... he is a man that lives in Portugal but he is also a white cat Daobum ... and I need to find him '' '' Why ? '' ''Well , some time back I asked him a question and he didnt answer it the way I wanted him to , so I said I would come here and MAKE him answer the question, one way or another .... so not having any means or even a passport or visa , I rowed here in a little rowboat from Australia to find him .'' '' You rowed here all the way from Australia to Portugal in a rowboat to find a white cat daobum man that lives somewhere in Portugal to make him do what you want ?'' '' Yes ! Finally ! '' '' Very well Sir, if you care to wait here for a moment I can get the right people to help you and they will take you where you need to go .'' ''Thank you ! Finally! '' .......

Ummmm no . I am in Portugal now , and I have found a small town . Why would I need any type of boat . And look, there is a post office , They will know where Apech lives ..... I hope someone in there speaks English .

I dont know about that I am not going to say that to anyone here . I dont trust you . ( once a really really annoying guy at work asked me to teach him some Aboriginal lingo . Why ? He wanted to be able to walk up to them when he saw a group of them and say hello, what's happening guys. So I asked my teacher how to say '' You can all piss off we own this land now '' . teach that to him and watch from a distance what happens when he says 'hello ' . )

John Wick ? No . I think Buster Scruggs is a better one to combat ... if not evil, at least bad manners and ill considerations !

He turned up with his Mum ( who is a local indigenous elder ) for the festival that is going on here at the moment . So we slipped a session in . But being a 'hippy peace festival' I decided to slip off somewhere private , so we went into a clearing in the bamboo grove , Wow, flashbacks . I havent trained in that bamboo grove for years ! he is keen to do some sword so we did that . Sword in bamboo grove is very interesting, once you are out of any cleared space into the thicker parts , you can only do vertical cuts and thrusts between the bamboo. and to avoid a cut the other can move away from the 'gap' between bamboo culms, very 'tactical' game . It also gave me a chance to demonstrate one of teachers points about footwork ; he had a very distinctive style of a sort of deliberate lift up put down of the feet . No sliding feet around , making arcs , etc . Why ? because in the real world the ground is nothing like a dojo or gym floor ... or even a grass lawn . ..... I caught my foot on a bamboo stump and 'faltered ' .... slash ! .... me 'dead' .

I have decided the best course of action is to hoof it to the nearest town and do some research on .... 'you know who's' location. Oh ..... damn ! I just remembered I cant speak Portuguese !

It was a non fatal shu-snu .

I never thought of that ! I could have just got some Mexican sandals instead of this rowboat !

Thats you in old age ..... baldy .

Excessive nakidity is not permitted . personally , I only go half naked .... ( but really I am actually naked under all my clothes

yeah ... dude posts we are finished . Oh really ? .... 16,000 views so far .

'To hex' ; .

Agreed . How can anyone involved in the western magical tradition NOT appreciate Tool ... even if one does not like that type of music . I was presenting a little agricultural talk as a way of explaining my 3:4 observation * ( not 'theory' as it is an observation from nature ) . I draw a triangle on the whiteboard and label each corner N P K - nitrogen , phosphorous , potassium ; the three main elements needed for good soil and plant growth . BUT more is needed , the 'micro nutrients ' ( much smaller amounts ) . So I draw a line across the inside the bottom left corner to represent them . There are three main micro nutrients and a bunch of lesser ones , so now we can label the three points of this triangle in the corner of the bigger one . and also draw a line across its inner bottom left for the lesser ones and guess what ... within that there are three major ones and a bunch of lesser ones . I paused and looked at the drawing ... it only just dawned on me .... hey ! Thats a fractal ! Fractal ; in which similar patterns recur at progressively smaller scales, and in describing partly random or chaotic phenomena such as crystal growth and galaxy formation. * its in my PP .

There is no need to use bad language .

An evacuation would be somewhat the opposite dont you think ? He would have paarted the Straits of Gibraltar abd led everyone over to Morocco .... and, of course , when I try to follow .... - its them Jews that got the magic .

Ahhhh ... but they were hungry , grouchy and horny ! - Actually I dont think those 'commune bears' were real bears at all .... unless Portuguese bears are VERY different ? https://imgur.com/gallery/now-thats-bear-i-want-bCS6xh6

Okay ... done that .... next ?

Hera plays Neptune to thwart Zeuss

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We are on the way down here ...

I cant seem to find anyone to ask where I am . Dont people go to the beach in Portugal ? '' Cooooo - eeeee ! '' Is there a footy grand final on or something ?

So I wont really have to worry about a bear ambush when I get to Apech's garden then . Good . ( Doesnt mean there will not be some bear traps set in there though )

We got them back at home too

So what is this thread supposed to be about then ?