Nungali

Oh no, what a waste . Imagine all the reverse insults one coud throw his way to see how HE handles it . "Pleased to meet you .............. Mr Burns. " " Didn't you star in 'Nosferartu ' ? " I didnt know you where a 'prizefighter' ! "

I forgot a LOT of stuff while on these drugs .... but today is the last day .... after a short recovery period I shall be back - relatively speed free ... with my normal dickwit comments and mansplaining.

Okay ... I will nip out and check my southern hemisphere toilet ..... ........ ........ Nope ..... I'll duck over and check the neighbours, theirs is much more civilised .... ...............

Some of my favourite Phil's ; On a visit to a new youth centre ( kids exercising, ping pong, etc in back ground ) " Which are the one's on drugs ? That kid there , is he on drugs ? " On officially meeting head of State of another country ( Nigeria ) " What ? You are ready for bed this early ? " Woman to Philip : " No ... I am actually the Head Engineer of the project . " Philip ; " What YOU ? " Woman ; " yes. " Philip " Well now ! .... Good for YOU ! " "You're too fat to be an astronaut." To 13-year-old Andrew Adams who told Prince Philip he wanted to go into space.

Also, regarding these 'subtle energies' - that some consider too subtle to really be effecting us , consider ..... The 'external driver' The 'internal driver ' (I could not find the pic I wanted to use , its a lot better graphic than this one - there are these spiral forces in the inner mantle that cause the molten, electric, radio - active 'super magma, down there to twist into rotating interlaced super magma tornadoes , driven by some dynamics in the super condensed and pressurised core . These are transferred through the media of the outer core , more of a transference zone than a 'production one ' . And those tow forces meet around the surface zone .... and flow though our own personal energy system .

Oh yes, I forgot to include you Taoist Immortals in this - those that live long enough to experience a magnetic pole shift . I imagine its a slow circular rotation of the LDT with a slight up and down oscillation Magnetic pole reversal would be more interesting, Some have postulated that it could happen rather swiftly when it does so us mere mortals might be able to experience it in our brief life times - if it happens ...... but it is actually a 'patchy process ' * so even Taoist Immortals will be effected differently depending on their location WITHIN the same hemisphere *

But that is not the only dynamic going n with that - . of course we are in a geocentric framework with this but .... . I dealt with a lot of this stuff 'down here' in the pagan tradition ( my 'blood' Euro traditions ) that where transported 'below the equator and also in Hermetics , also originating in the north . A lot of it, being natural science , is related to environment . Things like ; movement of celestial bodies ( similar in both but see below ), local prevailing weather conditions ( the 'traditional elemental directions' seem based on this and come from a Jewish tradition, via kabbalah into hermetics , that is , the prevailing weather on the east coast of the Mediterranean, next down scale is local geography ; mountains, seas, etc . But although the 2 'longitude directions ' never change, they are tricky and a matter of 'time' or 'rotation' , the path of the sun, being the most obvious, but also the Moon and planets , ie the 'path of the ecliptic ' . If you want to look at any of this, or 'align' with this , in the north you face south with east on your left but in the south you face north with the east on your right . This becomes apparent in a normal circular horoscope map ( natal, showing a birth location as well ). As said, about the only thing that doesnt change is the magnetic energy flow . Some cultures bury their dead aligned , but usually in relation to the path of the Sun. The effect is mostly felt by some in how one aligns the body for sleep ; do you sleep head north or south , is the magnetic energy flowing past you feet or head first ? When standing, facing north or south (aside from ecliptic considerations ) can you detect any subtle difference in 'flow' . We have a small atrophied ( for some ) gland in the brain that works like the inner ear , instead of a gravity detector its a magnetic detector . Its still very active in other animals , like birds , but some indigenous people still have use of it . I did write a paper on this and the use of this ability and enhancement by painting patterns on the body in blood and ochre (both high in iron and conductive ) - but then I got told it was NFPI ! - naughty ! (not for public information )

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On an equally depressingly humorous note Aboriginal 'joke' ( that is , a joke told BY Aboriginals ) Father (gesturing out to distant horizon ) ; " One day son , all of this ...... will not be yours . " .....

I got a ' 12v power source ' for lap top - a type of adaptor - 12v in and a regulated computer friendly 12v out .... with a selection of changeable plugs to connect the lead into the computer power source input plug. . The selection had about 15 different plugs on it . Then I got a new lap top and thought to use the same lead . Nope - it doesnt have that particular plug size on it . ..... I know ! I got two of those multi-type plug selection kits in my electric bits box ( left over from other leads I have bought over time ) ... nope , not one in there either . I guess I will have to buy a new plug ..... nope ! Cant buy a single plug . Can I buy the whole selection in a packet just to get that one plug ? Nope ..... gotta buy another whole new 12v power source kit , just to get a selection of plugs, to find one 25C plug in it . I could have gone to 'computer guy's shed' where he had tons of leads, plugs, adaptors and electrical junk , but he died (no, a shelf didnt fall on him, he drowned ) .

A man has been arrested after a "serious" fire at the Findhorn eco-community in Moray. Emergency services, including six fire appliances, were called to the Findhorn Foundation in the early hours of Monday. The foundation said the community centre and main sanctuary were destroyed, but that "thankfully" no-one was hurt. Police said a man, aged 49, had been arrested. Inquiries are ongoing. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Findhorn_Foundation

Just a bit of nurse humour . You better not read up on doctors humour .....

Myles Barlow reviews ....... starting a cult

Dont start that ! Not after today ! I just spent two days trying to navigate through some government bureaucratic web sites, forms and interviews . here are some delightful snippets ; First job , present an ORIGINAL birth certificate (as required and outlined - copies or certified copies will NOT be accepted ). That requires me to get one . That requires an application and some paperwork from me first . Right, lets sit down and work through this . let's see .... Guess .... go on , all of you , guess what the first document required is to get your Australian birth certificate ? ... Go on guess ....

I do mind .... I pressed about 50 buttons to do that !

Great lyrics !

I have some inside info on that ....

Thats a guinea........ foul

time to devote a musical interlude to you then ...

Nah .... too tricky that , more probably , consecutively , in reverse order . .

Today is 'Easter Monday' .... I wonder what the significance of that 'holy day ' is ? according to Wiki, it is the 2nd day of ' Eastertide ' ...... ? [ In Egypt, the ancient festival of Sham Ennessim (Arabic: شم النسيم‎, literally meaning "smelling of the breeze") is celebrated on the Coptic (i.e. Eastern) Easter Monday, though the festival dates back to Pharonic times (about 2700 BC). It is an Egyptian national holiday.]

Rise again on the third day ? Day 1 - Friday arvo - dead . Day 2 - Saturday . Day 3 - Sunday ; already gone " After the Sabbath, at dawn on the first day of the week, Mary Magdalene and the other Mary went to look at the tomb. 2 There was a violent earthquake, for an angel of the Lord came down from heaven and, going to the tomb, rolled back the stone and sat on it. 3 His appearance was like lightning, and his clothes were white as snow. 4 The guards were so afraid of him that they shook and became like dead men. 5 The angel said to the women, “Do not be afraid, for I know that you are looking for Jesus, who was crucified. 6 He is not here; he has risen, just as he said.' Errrmmm , no - not 'just as he said at all ' Resurrection on the Sabbath ? Naughty ! He should have taken the day off !

I should have added ' chocolate in the form of a rabbits egg ' just to make clear the' religious logic' here . Yeah . Wanna fight ? Hmmm ... you are probably right here , I dont think its called lava until it surfaces ..... maybe 'an underground molten igneous rock pit ' then ?

Right - Lets see now ; ' God' , the supreme creator and intellect of the Universe favours a little family band on earth , to test their patriarch's loyalty to the Lord he tells him to sacrifice ( in plain speak - kill and murder ) his own son , but God stops him just in time . Later God has his own son, born on earth - Jesus . Jesus has come to end sacrifice and make a new 'covenant' with the people and forgive all their sins ( that they didnt even know they had ) by ...... wait for it ...... sacrificing his own son , now . But UNLIKE with the other man son , this 'God father' doesnt stop the sacrifice with his God son , so we have some delightful little torture scenes , which become the central icon of the religion foistered upon him posthumously .... and to celebrate that, we get time off work and chocolate .... but to make fun of this serious and deep religious 'theology' might result in my after life being an eternity of burning in an underground lava pit . R i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i g t ! Here is me in a past life ; Surrealist Benjamin Peret insulting a priest