Nungali

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  1. You would think so ..... but not really . I looked at one of them 'Hustlers' . Okay ... thats what people do . So I had a go . Got to centre fold , folded it out . Yeah okay, I got a bit horny . I also 'have heard' that some men masturbate to those pictures . Okay , I will gave that a go . So, I am holding the magazine in one hand , and flogging myself with the other hand and then ...... the guy from that store goes " Excuse me Sir, are you going to buy that ? " He didnt seem very relaxed about it to me .
  2. How do you get 'accepted' as a type of race ?????
  3. But ... I thought you wanted to develop the siddhi powers
  4. Wait up . I have heard Osho himself correct this ... he actually got very annoyed and said it wasnt true at all that he had 97 Rolls Royces ! ... he had 98 " Hoot hoot ..... woop woop ....har ha HARRRR " ( from the crowd of 'sanyasin' monkeys listening and convulsing to his antics .)
  5. Our Justice system just had a big court case about not extraditing and seeing as 'alien' Australian Aboriginal people that dont have citizenship . Not allowed to do that anymore . The immigration minister is in a panic and said he was now in the phase of 'damage control' . https://time.com/5781902/australia-deport-aboriginal-people/
  6. Can anybody scan my chakras please?

    .... thank you for waiting Mr _Stimpy , your chakras have now been scanned .
  7. Balance test in Zhan Zhuang (站樁)

    Come on Earl ... give it a go .
  8. Balance test in Zhan Zhuang (站樁)

    Y axis / neck , make big circles with the top of your head . Dont worry about the sandwich , that will just make your weight more in the lower parts .
  9. Balance test in Zhan Zhuang (站樁)

    His best one , I believe :
  10. Balance test in Zhan Zhuang (站樁)

    Even more so with the grade school grammar Did you try my balance exercise I offered ? Stand up straight with your arms out to the side straight and horizontal. Lift one foot of the ground and rotate your head around in a circle . let me know how you got on afterwards . Anyone else up for it ?
  11. Can anybody scan my chakras please?

    Ummmm you are my employee now ? I didnt know that . I do need a secretary though . Better get some things straight first ; Especially @ 7:42 !
  12. Weather Magick

    Or, Lord Josh, do you already have a list comparing them ?
  13. Weather Magick

    Does anyone want to contribute to a list of main emotions and main types of weather ? Then when we have a list, we can start corresponding one lot to the other . I am thinking for a start Love Hate Happiness Dissapointment Excitement Lethargy Joy Anger Hope Fear . Hot Cold cyclone clear weather (types of ) wind snow hail frost probably heaps more . Maybe we need to settle on a number first ? 8 .... 10 .... 12 .... ?
  14. Weather Magick

    or any magick I find this interesting as 'correspondence' is a big part of 'magical technology' . Many realise the correspondence between weather / seasons and elements winds and directions . I would like to see emotions fitted in with this . I suppose first we have to have a list of 'main' emotions first and then see where they fit . Yes ! Standing on sea cliffs in the wind , visualising the wind blowing through you and cleansing . Doing similar and other stuff using sunlight . Water was my fav . Having a good river nearby it was always handy for such things, and used in ritual a bit here ..... wash it all away ... and out to the ocean and let it be dissolved in The Great Sea . I used to like, in times of turmoil , or just a lot of shit going on around me I wanted to ignore , going down from the rapids, where currents and swills throw you this way and that . I would find a river sand bank in the middle of a whirlpool where it held me natural still, with the water level just below my navel ..... ahhhhh ... turmoil all around , but the centre of the this swirl - the 'centre of the cyclone ' , all is still . Well , thats one thing I am entirely unfamiliar with . In fact, so unfamiliar and stupid about , I went into a deep snow and ice territory once without knowing much about it , I was lucky , it could have gone very bad . But the bard 'Typhon' seem to agree with you here about snow and frost and 'grim December ' ; Sweet, sweet are May and June, dear, The loves of lambent spring, Our lamp the drooping moon, dear, Our roof, the stars that sing; The bed, of moss and roses; The night, as long as death! Still, breath! Life wakens and reposes, Love ever quickeneth! Sweet, sweet, when Lion and Maiden, The motley months of gold, Swoop down with sunlight laden, And eyes are bright and bold. Life-swelling breasts uncover Their warm involving deep– Love, sleep!– And lover lies with lover On air's substantial steep. Ah! sweeter was September– The amber rain of leaves, The harvest to remember The load of sunny sheaves. In gardens deeply scented, In orchards heavily hung, Love flung Away the days demented With lips that curled and clung. Ah! sweeter still October, When russet leaves go grey, And sombre loves and sober Make twilight of the day. Dark dreams and shadows tenser Throb through the vital scroll, Man's soul. Life, shake a subtle censer That hides the cruel coal! Still sweeter when the Bowman His silky shaft of frost Lets loose on earth, that no man May linger nor be lost. The barren woods, deserted. Lose echo of our sighs– Love–dies?– Love lives–in granite skirted, And under oaken skies. But best is grim December, The Goatish God his power; The Satyr blows the ember, And pain is passion's flower; When blood drips over kisses, And madness sobs through wine:– Ah, mine!– The snake starts up and hisses And strikes and–I am thine! So, having no snow I just 'send it up' for the 'Gods ' so they can partake of the feast of pain and passion that physical incarnation offers . ( I think that's why we are here .) Personally through, I dont want my painful memories being dissolved into nothingness . Offerings (for me ) do not remove memories . Painful memories are what made me , along with good ones . I might share the experience, but the memories remain . Cool ! I mentioned before about collecting the hail as it falls from the sky and smashes the bloodwood flowers . Even at other times , I will rush out in hail and put a bowl out to catch some for some ' stormy ice water ' . Similar is done in western magic , mostly with ' body mudra' ie a 'pose ' (based on a 'God force ' ) but often include a hand and finger shape , especially 'triangular' ( note plain black robe ..... no 'fancy pants ' here )
  15. Weather Magick

    You had a visit from .... The Lightening Brothers . They walk across country , their heads in the clouds, their war hammers crash , their whips crack, their legs striking down But when they make peace , they show us their sign and seal - big boomerang
  16. Weather Magick

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  17. Can anybody scan my chakras please?

    Good Morning and welcome to the Nungali chakra scam ..... < ahem > scan ...... Nungali Chakra scan Sorry , Sir . We apologise for the delay. One of our 'operators' will be with you shortly . Thank you for your patience .....
  18. Can anybody scan my chakras please?

    On another forum .... ( and I am in no way relating this to Limi , but what you said above ^ ) this guy was posting what I thought was garbled shit . I tried to get sense from him but no . I became intolerant and gave him a serve . A nice lady there made a post in the thread telling him I wasnt really a bad guy inside , I just probably dont understand his disability . And then linked me to the thread on the forum where people posted pictures of themselves . There he was , in a motorised chair , with half his face squashed in and a gadget in his mouth that allows him to type on a special keyboard ..... She was right . I treated him better after that .
  19. Can anybody scan my chakras please?

    HI Limi . .... no thanks . Maybe a carrot juice though Goodnight
  20. Can anybody scan my chakras please?

    Another joke ? A constructive magician - heaven forbid ! ( I have built a few structures in my time - mostly out of bamboo .) If you want to learn about real magick - and yourself . you can go to new age shop and buy trash 'magic wands ' athames, etc etc ... all nice with coloured plastic and crystals stuck on . Or " by his understanding and ingenium " https://www.sacred-texts.com/oto/lib412.htm 'esoteric and occult ' forum would be a better place for it . Just start a thread .
  21. Can anybody scan my chakras please?

    Indeed . This thread was reminding me of my adventures with ' The Order of the Golden Phoenix ' . Once listed in a book about the occult in Australia as 'the oldest and best established magical order in Australia . ' What a story ! What a nest of lower astral , try and fulfil your base desires , lord it over others through intimidation, hilarious tragic and stupid human endeavour ..... all the way through from my first night sitting in their classroom (my GF at the time was a member , and wanted me to come along and 'see what i think ' ) ..... through to super fat drag queen Robert Ledwidge being 'kidnapped' from the temple and taken to a local public park, tied to a tree and 'tortured' (he probably loved it ! ) ..... right across the road from the police station ! .... all the way through to its demise and the crazy guy with the two human big toes in his pocket ! Our magical group never had 'fun' like that We mjst have been doing something wrong ?
  22. Weather Magick

    You probably should not make suggestions like that to me Polar bears on ecstasy ...