Nungali

Have you been out drinking with Aussie women again ? Bec Rawlings won the Bare Knuckle FC diamond title Saturday, defeating Britain Hart via split decision in the main event of Bare Knuckle Fighting Championships 2 at the Mississippi Coast Coliseum in Biloxi, Miss.

DOUBLE toilet you got going there ? Wow Man ! Must have a LOT of .... to get rid of ?

Well, I watched it ... the first thing you did was LOOSE your balance and not even get up on the board ! 2nd attempt was better If you , or anyone else wants to test their balance , try this (and yes , the system I practice does do a lot of 'one legged stuff ' (Chinto form has an interesting application of it * ) ; Stand straight , both arms extended out to the side horizontally and straight . Now, roll your head around in a big circle . Okay ? Now do that standing on one foot . Get back to me and tell me how you went . * turn kick and punch on one leg @ 0.50 . ( except it isnt 'Seito' style ) and why fight on one leg anyway ? (now there is a rave ! )

But you know me better than that ....... don't you ? Ummmm that is the 'joke' Limi . Have you been reading this this thread ? Its about people using others and their own 'abilities' and lowering themselves to satisfy their 'proclivities' . Some were outraged and some where not . It depends how much good chi you got . This thread may end in laughter fizzles or fry the bastard with red hot sizzles . I like to do both at the same time (and thanks for your suggestions of rhyme )

Translucence ;

I can 'scan their chakras' through the key hole . Your place ... just need a telephoto lens ; at least I know what to send you for birthday present ;

What a spread ! I suppose when you want to visit him , you can just dive off the top verandah into the pool . ... and when you dont want a visit ....... as they say ' they higher ground has the advantage of being able to repel invaders easier . ' I also assume you have a 'dumb waiter ' so you can order snacks and treats from his kitchen downstairs Wait ! Where are the roses ! ? Its a carry over joke from before about being on line for too long . and .... my goodness ! Haven't YOU got assertive all of a sudden .... my first 'order' from Limi ! Gosh !

Like Maurice Conchis.of Phraxos in 'The Magus '

QUOTE Ralis; I lived with a woman for a few months after my x and I split up. She claimed to be a shaman and a Lakota pipe carrier, but failed the initiation because she couldn’t hack it. The Lakota elders said that is fine and you can buy the pipe in the tribal gift shop. The shamanic workshops here were based on American Indian shamanism as taught by white boys! Drums and rattles. I always recommend Mercia Eliade’s great work on shamanism which describes the real trials of tribal shamans. Very quickly sorts out the scammers from the authentic ones. Lets see how long they can lie down on a stinging green ants nest WITHOUT the numbing herbs or endure the echo of 'astral screams ' of mothers and children being slaughtered in massacre .

'Christian Mysticism ' I knew I hated it when I first read the admission of the source of this BS ! Thanks for the info Jetsun ... what a champ !

Not that I want to keep pushing my short story down peoples throats ..... but it actually tracks and comments on ' certain experiences' NOT just those of Bindi ; " I reached out my hands of Light and then I heard a strange, electro-static, tearing and ripping sound .... " (in the stories plot however the 'victim' turns the tables ..... not so in the majority of real life cases , unfortunately .)

and after they are used and spat out ?

Its all black and white with you guys ! Look what you are missing out on ;

Yes . Your heart tells me that you would rather be working on stage than 'set' . Go live bro , go live ! Its much more fun having to work one's mistakes into the plot instead of 'cut ... try again .'

Its all pussy size and dick size with you, isnt it ?

His GF lives upstairs ... the Message was ; " Get the hell off the internet and go and do that weedwacking ! I am not spending ANOTHER day putting up with this ! "

I catered for a 'Shamen Workshop ' once What an effen scam it was . It was at a friends riverside retreat in the valley, just across from rainforest . They did Bullshit in teepees for a few days .... teepees ... in Gumbaynggirr rainforest he taught them 'staff fighting ' ..... looked hilarious . After lunch one day he tried to 'convert me' to shamanism .... me ! I asked him if he wanted to have a go with the staffs . he smirked at me and asked if I have ever done any before . I said yes , long and short staff , I have been practising 5 Matsamura Sieto Shorin-ryu staff forms for over 6 years (back then ) . He then declined. At the end they walked 30 metres across the river and into the edge of the rainforest to find their 'magic power rock' (sweet , he didnt even have to supply the rocks ) . A woman on the way over got a leech and freaked out ; " Barry , Barry I got a leech ! " She sort of collapsed and the others flocked around her to assist , trying to remove the leech the wrong way while being repulsed by it and not wanting to go near it at the same time Fuckin circus ! Also he tried to scam US .... he wanted less and less food each day until they where fasting ... NOT part of the agreement - it was three full meals a day .... and I had already bought all this food for that . I said he was gonna pay regardless of if they ate the food or not , thats up to them . I watched him scam the owner against my advise and nearly (if it wasnt for me ) charge him less and pay for the wasted food . Great concept ..... get people to pay for food and accommodation then tell them they are going on a fast It cost them a fortune too ... but they all went back to the city with their rock and a stick and as fully fledged shamans . Sometimes I tell people that I know and have a real traditional indigenous shamanic teacher , full blood Bundjalung, tribal Elder and Guardian who likes to share his traditions with ALL people . ONE PERSON has taken me up on that offer .... one . yet I see them all the time doing fake stuff that white people make up . Some are not even Aussies ; the Aboriginal Tarot cards <snicker> where made by some Japanese tourists here on vacation .

Now he is worried about a WOMAN saying she has a bigger dick then him ! Priceless !

Oh look ... he came back again .

Is this a measure of your clarity ? Dont respond to this either ... as I won't be checking back for an answer . ( actually I only said that to try the ' maybe he won't respond to the shit I wrote if I say I am not coming back .... which I will of course, to read if there WAS a response ... and if there is I will wrote more shit , even though I just lied .... most of the idiots here will not realise ) You aint in kindergarten no more 'boy' .

Well well, look who has returned after he was run off . Jeff to Jones Boy ; " Calling all cars ... calling all cars . I need a support unit at daobums . The situation there is now safe , Sean is absent , we can crawl out again ." The above in NO WAY negates or cancels anything said here . You have lost credibility and Ilumairin has gained it . Not everyone here is stupid and lacks skills in detection, observation and 'intent reading ' . So, bad luck for your gang . Now .... who will show up next ?

Nooooo .... she cant have meant that ! I mean . she is a nice dear sweet Fairy Godmother ! Hmmmm .... she did imagine I was trying to look down her cleavage once . Perhaps she needs a reminder ... from fairy to Fairy Godmother ; " Ummmmmm ...... my 'wand' is up here ! "

You won a prize ! In the Nungers ; ' Hey Dude , you said something that I could not look up on google award ! ' 'Guidable hips' hits : Tour guide for Japan says Japanese women have small hips . Take a guided tour to Shimokitizawa ( Tokyo's most 'hip' neighbourhood. ) " Doing hip circles will improve circulation and make you more guidable " WTF ? https://books.google.com.au/books?id=hVGkfQrfEsgC&pg=PA85&lpg=PA85&dq=guidable+hips&source=bl&ots=bJWciQTy41&sig=ACfU3U3O7lkQ7IODy7-nmzCftZFvT1BWaw&hl=en&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiM-MPL6MfnAhUq6nMBHaPLDgsQ6AEwAnoECAgQAQ#v=onepage&q=guidable hips&f=false - Ooooo ... nearly lost the mug with that one ! Guidable instruments for hip replacement Inner shell for a hip joint socket Magna Carta - " And that the Lord'hips, Towns, Parishes, Commotes, Hundreds and Cantreds of ... and every Part thereof, shaki sland and be guidable for ever, from and after Not even pics .... just some images of Shimokitizawa and German Shepards ( the dog kind ) - Now I am going to have to ask ..... 'she who knows all ' ( things 'hip' ) . You have really flummoxed me with this one ..... last time I got flummoxed like that I was told that I had ' pornographic lips '