Nungali

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  1. Can anybody scan my chakras please?

    I been told ; 'rough diamond' .
  2. Can anybody scan my chakras please?

    Shhhhh ! https://www.siliconrepublic.com/machines/radical-device-electricity-coldness-of-the-universe
  3. Can anybody scan my chakras please?

    ( But dont give away too much )
  4. Can anybody scan my chakras please?

    I did that once in a martial arts tournament ! - I was facing off against this huge guy ! I felt I had to muster all the chi I could to defeat him . I summoned up my awesome powers ... and fainted . Of course, only those with special vision saw what was really happening . Some even attested to it later and said they saw and felt AMAZING 100 Brazilian volts of energy shooting out my arse as I lay fitting on the floor .
  5. Can anybody scan my chakras please?

    Thanks for the great scientific proof 'reference' . I have no problem with that . One of my many 'awarded degrees' ( I realised later - they 'slipped it in' ) was an important Latin sounding title that translated as ' Grand and Official Eater of Camel Dung ' . ( They slip things in like that to combat the main obstacle on the path of advancement ; ' spiritual pride' - whose worst enemy is self mockery . But not all have the benefits of such a path of development ) and take themselves ever so seriously
  6. Can anybody scan my chakras please?

    Did you read my short story offering of 'The Demon Lover' ?
  7. Can anybody scan my chakras please?

    How does THAT work ! ..... " Now , imagine your business is a big burly man with a huge cock .... and your consultant is ..... "
  8. Can anybody scan my chakras please?

    Hmmmm ... perhaps a better choice of words here ?
  9. Can anybody scan my chakras please?

    Nope . Just anther Gringo , that when the locals find out what he is up to .....
  10. Can anybody scan my chakras please?

    I am wasting all morning on this thread because its abso pissing down outside (still) and I am flooded in . Proof ; https://www.ses.nsw.gov.au/news/all-news/2020/northern-rivers-and-mid-north-coast-flood-watch/ Now Starjumper , post proof that it IS raining where you are .
  11. Can anybody scan my chakras please?

    I have not given permission for you to do that .
  12. Can anybody scan my chakras please?

    He went outside briefly for a bit ;
  13. Can anybody scan my chakras please?

    Got three hands have you ? One on the pruning saw . One on the 'smart'phone. and one on ....... well, you know .
  14. Can anybody scan my chakras please?

    Damn you ! Here I was using my magical abilities to hold him here and NOT go do the weedwacking . Mrs Starjumper ; " I told you TWICE ! Now get of the flippin internet and DO some of that work you promised ! "
  15. Can anybody scan my chakras please?

    Let's stick them together in an ' energy loop ' Then they can remotely fuck themselves stupid Oh wait ..... too late .
  16. Can anybody scan my chakras please?

    No because he is not like a 'selfish piggie' that drives other animals to extinction
  17. Can anybody scan my chakras please?

    Our research, recently published in Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, shows that these predators – cats, rats and foxes, but also house mice, possums and many others – have contributed to around 60% of bird, mammal and reptile extinctions. The worst offenders are feral cats, contributing to over 60 extinctions.
  18. Can anybody scan my chakras please?

    I am reminded of the great novel 'Friday's island ' ( the Robinson Crusoe story told from Friday's perspective - well worth reading .... if you like crying and laughing at the same time ) R.C.' ( explaining how 'English gentlemen' greet each other ) " And now Friday, we take each others hand and shake it like this .... " Friday : " Why ? " R. C. ; " To show we are not concealing a weapon in our hand ." Friday ; " But what if they are hiding the weapon in their other hand ? " R.C. ' " Friday ! An Englishman would never resort to such treachery ! "
  19. Can anybody scan my chakras please?

    Oh , well then ! He MUST be ok !
  20. Can anybody scan my chakras please?

    I guess it was a message for Sean . Just in case Sean missed this; " I find the left wing childish misinformed sissy shit to be absolutely disgusting. " ( coupled with a slightly hidden dose of homophobia )
  21. Can anybody scan my chakras please?

    And when you loose control, you'll reap the harvest you have sown And as the fear grows, the bad blood slows and turns to stone And it's too late to lose the weight you used to need to throw around So have a good drown, as you go down, all alone Dragged down by the stone (stone, stone, stone, stone, stone) - Pink Floyd
  22. Can anybody scan my chakras please?

    Is it ? I know a guy that runs 'hug workshops' , I never went to one , he prefers men not to attend , 3 women have told me he 'bars up' when doing it . But you seem to autoconnect Jeff with 'AMMA' . I wonder why . Does Amma say " Ohhhh , my cock is soooo big inside you " ..... " squeeze my cock with your vagina . " ?
  23. Can anybody scan my chakras please?

    Oh ! I thought 'Bi Felicia ' was the name of his fantasy identity