Nungali

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  1. We will see about that, I suppose .
  2. The scandal of me sitting in full lotus padmasana

    However, when men try to pull that off ..... it doesnt really work I was once teasing a woman anthropologist who was talking about how women in primitive societies had to do most of the work . I said " Well, men needed a lot of time to do make up, hair and practice their dancing . " She came back with ; " Dancing ? Yet, after all this time ....... "
  3. What made YOU laugh today/tonight ?

    A martial artist who made headlines by pulling seven cars with his penis has become a new world record holder by towing an entire helicopter with his manhood. - next week, by the same method, he will attempt to prevent the helicopter from taking off . I imagine it will get about 20 meters off the ground, then a real ' tug-o-war ' will begin .
  4. The scandal of me sitting in full lotus padmasana

    Bloody hell ! Is no man safe ! Next they will start that singing thing again !
  5. The scandal of me sitting in full lotus padmasana

    ? She doesnt ? Then , how does she make all those ball gowns for poor girls ? Just wave the baton in the air and .... bing ! ? Cleavage ? What cleavage ? There is cleavage in the area ? I'm not falling for that one ! It's a woman's trick ; < looks at cleavage ..... doesnt see baton coming > . Mhe . Its a past life thing . - I have my own personal 'Fairy Godmother ' . She is very good at grating wishes . Met her when I was about 7 .
  6. The above lead me to question; Do Australian Aboriginals have a war God ? Not that I know of . There are Gods like Bungil ( Mars and an eagle) and Mamaragan ( Lightening Man ) but any actions they seem to rule over are more like 'punishments', for law breaking . As I noted before, they never had war , not like the above icons indicate. They use the name 'war' to describe conflicts but there was no invasion, mass slaughter, slaves or prisoners, destroying food sources and the other's land . .... and no 'modern' agriculture or urbanism .
  7. The scandal of me sitting in full lotus padmasana

    Priapism is a handy word to know . A friend of mine used it to great advantage . He was a nurse and took some days off and Matron was hunting him down for it. He told me he had been called to her office to explain his absence - on the carpet, as it where, and she was known to be a fearsome dragon of a Matron, upright, stalwart, unimpressed by everything, an ex- army and police officer that marched up and down the wards looking for young nurses to terrify . She had an older female nurse 'companion' and didnt seem to like men . I asked him how he was going to deal with her and he said it would be no problem, he just had to write out a sick certificate on the doctors pad that he had stolen . He came back grinning and said he got another day off. He said he walked in to her office awkwardly and with a sort of limp and handed her the certificate. "I wrote that I had suffered for 3 days and was still suffering from Priapism. She looked confused, went to the medical dictionary, looked it up, went bright red and waved me away with her hand 'Yes yes Mr Dean. Come back when everything is better." And he limped back out her office . ..... And went to the beach .
  8. How soon they grow up.

    Seems like just a few years ago a mates son was a primary school pudgeball - didnt do much , the usual modern kids stuff, usually gaming on a screen or something when I saw him. Back then, I was doing a bit of weapons training with his dad - who is HUGE . Mum is tallish too, and a stunner. He didnt want to join in weapons with us though . At that time I was partying on with them a lot and having great fun . Then I remember him being a little older, him and dad had trial bikes together . The he seemed to have 'stretched' somewhat, and last time I saw him a few months back , in our local country town, I thought he was vary tall, dressed 'Interestingly' (which I assumed was a 'fashion' thing - the kids in town often 'experiment' ). Today I see he is all of a sudden 'internationally hot' and has landed on the cat walk in Milan strutting in the latest 'revelations' They all goo goo about him . I still have vivid memories of him as that little kid (and younger) funny for me to now see this ; Oh dear ! - ' I have just been kicked in the balls pants ' . Ah well, thats the fashion biz - good luck to him, hope they are paying him well . The Milan photos are all over my friends face book stuff, but I dont do face book - they younger ones tell me though " he is 'smokin' " . His mum will be LOVING this ! She be over there hitting on the all the free 'champie' and lapping up the glam no doubt .
  9. The scandal of me sitting in full lotus padmasana

    Especially when you go on a shared Christmas holiday with relatives and your older girl cousin has bought along her Polish girl friend ..... and you have just arrived at puberty . and then all the other holiday delights seem insignificant as you have become fascinated with playing monopoly , in a dingy little holiday flat with the curtains drawn, with said girls and your cousin George . But your father keeps sneaking around and knocking on the window and saying " What's going on in there ? Come and go fishing ! " So you all sneak off and catch the bus to Nowra and the older girls want to go to the pub and you are outraged because you are all underage , but you want to appear cool , so you drink your , probably, 5th beer ever . And your 6th . But cousin George has had 11 and now sitting in the park he is off chops and all of a sudden he is trying to kiss Nellie and she is going all ; " Arrrgggh geroffme ! " . And his sister, your cousin Francis punches him in the head And strangely, all of a sudden I want to punch him in the head too , but ....
  10. How soon they grow up.

    I dot think they would suit you . A walker might need something less encumbering around the leg zone ; or this I hope they are paying him 'silly pants bonus ' Who knows what the future holds for him ..... (Wait ! Is he wearing 'lower thigh pads' ! ? ) Urrrgh ! No comment ! Accordion pants ??? I wonder if they make sound as you walk along ? Yes, apparently now, knee (and elbow) pads are a ' thing ' ? So - what do the women here think of these sexy men's fashions ?
  11. INFERNO !

    I was thinking about this yesterday https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-11-15/are-bigger-water-bombers-the-answer-to-bushfire-woes/11705502 We have about 260 military aircraft , one would think that instead of sitting around doing nothing or playing war games, some type of conversions to fire fighting would make sense .
  12. change name request

    Do you remember what happened last time someone changed Nungali's name ?
  13. The scandal of me sitting in full lotus padmasana

    An eye movement that destroyed 3 empires - love it . Poor old men ..... they can defeat anything but 'sorcery' Of course, it has nothing to do with OUR chemical or hormonal make up ... thats fine . Its just these 'unfair' tactics. Classic example of unfair tactics ; A peaceful gathering I was attending got invaded by red necks , tearing around the field in their hotted up ute and screaming stupid insults at the 'hippies'. Not on ! Kids where about and skidding out of control cars do not go well with children playing. The car got bogged in some mud, so some of the 'hippies' surrounded it. This guy jumps out of the car with a tyre iron and faces them. A tense stand off. What is going to happen now. Then this older (than him ) woman I know strides forward and stares at him ( who was apparently some type of 'auntie' to him when he was younger ) ; 'Little Bobby Johnson ! What the hell do you think you are doing, just wait till your mother finds out ! " and grabs his ear and twists it and marches off pulling him along .
  14. The scandal of me sitting in full lotus padmasana

    You might come off funnier if you were not looming over us with that mk IV detectives 'star baton' . ( I much prefer the old style smooth police batons - the ones without the spikes . )
  15. The scandal of me sitting in full lotus padmasana

    I am disappointed in you for not sharing your bad jokes . By the way , I would say, from personal experience that more than half the woman in the world have that strange magical power and they dont even need to be in lotus or at McDonalds As a matter of fact, right now ...... BZZZZZT !
  16. What made YOU laugh today/tonight ?

    So do I ..... so I vary the approach and try again not the same thing over and over again so , still WHY ......... WHY ? Why won't anyone tell me why ?
  17. The scandal of me sitting in full lotus padmasana

    What if it was all in his mind ???? Oh gosh ! here I was thinking that it all actually happened . Of course not ! Thats silly . If banned , he would be banned for typing it out and posting it here . Not because he thought it . Goodness ! if I typed out and posted here some of things i think about ! Noooooooooo Redemption ! ? Stuff redemption, I want to know about his punishment I suggest 'electric sex pants ' . He is the Jepp to our Tycho Brahe https://boingboing.net/2011/02/17/tycho-brahes-dwarf-a.html Mostly that ... and also occasionally 'playing' with those that refuse to renew and be liberated from the old . I mean, I assume its their will to have these interactions in the first place , otherwise, why on earth would they act so stupendously in public ? Well, like I said above ..... any banning , is for typing it out and posting it here . Not because one thinks certain things . How ya gonna detect what members are thinking ? Then again, I could be wrong ... and Sean could be at home right now and have the site and his computer connected to ....
  18. change name request

    Can I request a name change please ? For ' Everything ' - please change his name to ; ' Same Old Thing Over and Over Again ' Thank you .
  19. Astrology and astral impermanence

    and what does that ^ have to do with the conversation here ? You keep posting the same thing over and over and over again in varied words and posts of varying lengths, regardless of the thread or subject at hand . Its not really 'Everything' its actually 'just one thing all the time ' maybe change your name to that ? and also, why not just keep the above post on hand and copy it so you can paste it in every time , that way you won't have to type it out over and over and over again . Same old New Age self assertive monologue that we see all over the internet - get a bit original dude .
  20. INFERNO !

    .... that little rain front fizzed out .... a few drops . I was up the back hill at a friends place, a few of us having dinner there on the verandah. We where counting between the lightening and thunder , first one far off, then later another a fair bit closer and then we thought it might be just starting to rain. So our host goes out into the yard , holds her hand up above her head, palm up and says " I think I can feel a bit of rain ..... " KA - BLAM ! a gigantic lightening and thunder strike together . Wow ! She was all brightly shinning silver like an angel ... then ducked and ran back in . That was VERY close . Then it git windy ... couldnt see or smell anything . This morning on the fire map there is a fire symbol, 2 hills behind her house, I guess from that lightening strike . But clicking on it it says 'not applicable ' ? Apparently they got the air tanker in on the other fire a bit west, that was from a lightening strike too , its still listed as 'out of control' , in a fairly inaccessible area ... at 'The Crescent Complex' , the geological remains of an old volcano core . More people left the valley yesterday in their packed up cars and trailers . I noticed a neighbour has a new camping trailer all packed up in his driveway. The next few days should be cooler, with occasional light showers increasing ... then back to the usual .
  21. INFERNO !

    Fires died right down. A wind came up today, from a bad direction and fire flared up resulting in a spot 'out of control' further into the valley and two more near the main inland to coast road , nearer to Dorrigo township. More rain appears to be coming - if it doesnt evaporate out (as temps have risen again and now wind is stronger , hopefully it is wind preceding a rain front ) . Here is my (hopeful ? ) prediction, from experience in and observation in nature . Holes in the ground starting to appear everywhere . Cicads are emerging . I saw one of the buggers yesterday - yes, an amazing and beautiful creation, but not so much in a plague year , which this might be . The observation is, years back, a drought was so bad that even the huge trees in the grove surrounding the cabin started to die back, they usually do okay as the root far into the sub soil. This was serious as even rain NOW won't get down there and save them ( our soil has a characteristic of being waterlogged and hard to dry out, but once it does it is hard to wet and absorb water ). It did start to rain, in a pattern I have seen many times in the dry; it tries to rain but it cant , then each time its a bit more successful, then cycles of good rain, eventually. Now, going back to this other dry, I then began to notice heaps of cicada holes, they climbed up into the trees and started their racket . The rain came and ran over the dried out ground and into all these cicada holes and down to where the holes ended where the cicadas had been living, on he tree roots. The water went directly down straight to the roots and the networks of tunnels and within 4 - 4 days the trees where spouting new green leaves . And the drought hungry birds where having a protein feast. So I think, over the next few days and more, more holes , more cicadas, increasing rain periods a little each day . And dampen the fires . But I havent seen or heard a single black cockatoo today . ? Today's 'rain through' looks about 2 hrs away on radar .