Nungali

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  1. Chaos Magic Soviet school

    I dont exactly know where you live .... but you got terrible radio reception !
  2. A Different Kind Of Rabbit Hole

    Nah ..... they are mellow .... cob-era ( who knows how to spell it .... its like a giant mangrove worm that lives in rotten wood on the river bottom at the fresh salt water interface . They hack the wood open with a hatchet and hold these giant worms ( well, not really a worm, its a mollusc, it has a remnant bit of shell on the head ) up , arm stretched up full, head back and drop them down their neck ( shudder ) .
  3. A Different Kind Of Rabbit Hole

    They were not eggs ... that was the snakes collection of peyote buttons .
  4. Chaos Magic Soviet school

    Lous needs to realise that the chronosynclastic vajrafication of scintillating cromoatacism is defunct by consensual brouhaha.
  5. Chaos Magic Soviet school

    Perfect deadpan google translator (Imagine what Russian words it translates 'deadpan ' into ..... Unliving saucepan humour ?
  6. Taiji Master fighting MMA guy

    Hmmmmm ... vids dont load ... AGAIN !
  7. Taiji Master fighting MMA guy

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Rn8KpY6-sI
  8. Taiji Master fighting MMA guy

    Saw one do the same with a ' street fighter ' . Big muscle dickhead is harassing guy and his GF in street. they try to walk away but he stops them. Then onlooker asks what his problem is ..... abuse swearing .... onlooker goes 'Are you just out for a fight then ? " "Yes ! " " All right ... fight me . " .... that made him pause Onlooker gets in an early thigh kick , ouch ! but he irgnores it ... then another one ... damn ! ... then the third made him flinch ... soon as he flinched , onlooker closed drove him back into a parked car , front bear hug followed by hip throw ... on to the concrete . Finished .
  9. Chaos Magic Soviet school

    There are no persimmons .... tree got ' flower fall ' .
  10. Chaos Magic Soviet school

    < turns and looks at Lois > OH MAN ! Peeee heeewwww ! < fans air with hands and walks off >
  11. Gardening Advice????

    For a start, it should not have that big branch / clump up on the right , the tree looks like it has not been pruned properly during growth ( unless you wanna get up there with a ladder to pick the fruit ) We have a persimmon tree that fruits well every year. I didnt know you needed a male and female one. ( yet a male one or a female one has both male and female flowers ???? Ours is the only one around..... and it has seeds in the fruit. I am assuming it just fertilises itself ? Dropping flowers without fruiting can come from a variety of reasons too . ... even when the soil is fertile. You might have to fertilise the flowers yourself .
  12. Chaos Magic Soviet school

    Thats a good philosophy .... it is also my personal policy for when I fart in public . .... drop one next to a malingerer and loudly go 'Oh Peeehew ! " and walk off from them fanning the air with your hand .
  13. do you lock your doors?

  14. Chaos Magic Soviet school

    Okay ...... its just that I have had a pain in the arse lately , you haven't been doing anything ..... 'weird ' .... to it have you ?
  15. Chaos Magic Soviet school

    Errrmmmmm Lois ....... have you got a voodoo doll ?
  16. do you lock your doors?

    Well ... back in the old days ..... no arrangements ( and no mobiles ) ... before the hippy chicks - nurses . I had to work early shift one new years day ... so did nursey chum that stayed over. But then she failed at 5 am ... decided on a sicky , which I could not take ! What a rotten trick ... stayed in my bed while I had to roar off in the pre dawn dark with a NYE hangover Turns out, I found out later , another turned up just after I left .... from a near by NYE party and decided to crash at my place . Sees 'me' still asleep in bed and gets in next to and goes to sleep. Apparently they woke up later and ......... not sure , they would never tell me but they did not seem to see 'eye to eye ' after that at work though .
  17. do you lock your doors?

    I had another house where the kids used to get in, so I locked that door ... and I am a key looser ! So just left the key in an old wooden box by the front door ...... with one of these guys in it
  18. do you lock your doors?

    yeah but .... how one of them horny hippy chicks gonna sneak in the middle of the night and hop in my bed ? I dont wanna have t get out of bed .... get up ... trudge across the cabin ... unlock the door .... in the middle of the night .... too much bother !
  19. New Layout

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  21. New Layout

    Embedding Videos : Embedding videos into your posts can be a little trickier, but with these tips it should be a cinch! First, find the video that you want to imbed from a place such as Youtube.Second, click on the Flash button at the top of the forum post editor. A code will appear that looks like this: [flash=][/flash] Third, paste the URL from the video in between the flash tags:[flash=]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cj6ho1-G6tw&feature=player_embedded[/flash]Fourth, we're going to need to trim down the URL a little bit. Start by taking off the feature embedded part, if it's there:[flash=]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cj6ho1-G6tw[/flash]Then, take off the watch and the = and add in a forward slash between the v and the code:[flash=]http://www.youtube.com/v/Cj6ho1-G6tw[/flash]Finally, insert width and height values for the video itself. Example: 425 by 350:flash=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/v/Cj6ho1-G6tw[/flash]
  22. Taiji Master fighting MMA guy

    Off topic .... but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saJISzXUSFk (Ohhh .... doesnt new format throw up the Vid automatically by posting the address ? )
  23. Taiji Master fighting MMA guy

    Ahhhh ... dance ! Thats why I used to like female aikido students, the majority would get that part of it , while the majority of guys would try to turn what I showed them into force. I smile when I see the Okinawans dance ... the hop around like a little smiling puppet, especially the elderly . Their most common dance move is suspiciously like something else ; the opening bunkai set of mabudhinogata , a staff disarming move where one ends up with one end of the staff making an arm bar and the other shoved up into your gunties and your head forced down low for that 'dainty little ' kick they do at the end. Must be a coincidence ... surely they are not referring to that when they see a tourist and do this little dance and smile at them ?