Nungali

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  1. Chaos Magic Soviet school

    Lous needs to realise that the chronosynclastic vajrafication of scintillating cromoatacism is defunct by consensual brouhaha.
  2. Chaos Magic Soviet school

    Perfect deadpan google translator (Imagine what Russian words it translates 'deadpan ' into ..... Unliving saucepan humour ?
  3. Taiji Master fighting MMA guy

    Hmmmmm ... vids dont load ... AGAIN !
  4. Taiji Master fighting MMA guy

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Rn8KpY6-sI
  5. Taiji Master fighting MMA guy

    Saw one do the same with a ' street fighter ' . Big muscle dickhead is harassing guy and his GF in street. they try to walk away but he stops them. Then onlooker asks what his problem is ..... abuse swearing .... onlooker goes 'Are you just out for a fight then ? " "Yes ! " " All right ... fight me . " .... that made him pause Onlooker gets in an early thigh kick , ouch ! but he irgnores it ... then another one ... damn ! ... then the third made him flinch ... soon as he flinched , onlooker closed drove him back into a parked car , front bear hug followed by hip throw ... on to the concrete . Finished .
  6. Chaos Magic Soviet school

    There are no persimmons .... tree got ' flower fall ' .
  7. Chaos Magic Soviet school

    < turns and looks at Lois > OH MAN ! Peeee heeewwww ! < fans air with hands and walks off >
  8. Gardening Advice????

    For a start, it should not have that big branch / clump up on the right , the tree looks like it has not been pruned properly during growth ( unless you wanna get up there with a ladder to pick the fruit ) We have a persimmon tree that fruits well every year. I didnt know you needed a male and female one. ( yet a male one or a female one has both male and female flowers ???? Ours is the only one around..... and it has seeds in the fruit. I am assuming it just fertilises itself ? Dropping flowers without fruiting can come from a variety of reasons too . ... even when the soil is fertile. You might have to fertilise the flowers yourself .
  9. Chaos Magic Soviet school

    Thats a good philosophy .... it is also my personal policy for when I fart in public . .... drop one next to a malingerer and loudly go 'Oh Peeehew ! " and walk off from them fanning the air with your hand .
  10. do you lock your doors?

  11. Chaos Magic Soviet school

    Okay ...... its just that I have had a pain in the arse lately , you haven't been doing anything ..... 'weird ' .... to it have you ?
  12. Chaos Magic Soviet school

    Errrmmmmm Lois ....... have you got a voodoo doll ?
  13. do you lock your doors?

    Well ... back in the old days ..... no arrangements ( and no mobiles ) ... before the hippy chicks - nurses . I had to work early shift one new years day ... so did nursey chum that stayed over. But then she failed at 5 am ... decided on a sicky , which I could not take ! What a rotten trick ... stayed in my bed while I had to roar off in the pre dawn dark with a NYE hangover Turns out, I found out later , another turned up just after I left .... from a near by NYE party and decided to crash at my place . Sees 'me' still asleep in bed and gets in next to and goes to sleep. Apparently they woke up later and ......... not sure , they would never tell me but they did not seem to see 'eye to eye ' after that at work though .
  14. do you lock your doors?

    I had another house where the kids used to get in, so I locked that door ... and I am a key looser ! So just left the key in an old wooden box by the front door ...... with one of these guys in it
  15. do you lock your doors?

    yeah but .... how one of them horny hippy chicks gonna sneak in the middle of the night and hop in my bed ? I dont wanna have t get out of bed .... get up ... trudge across the cabin ... unlock the door .... in the middle of the night .... too much bother !
  16. New Layout

    ! ? ! ? ! ? https://hermetic.com/crowley/libers/lib148
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  18. New Layout

    Embedding Videos : Embedding videos into your posts can be a little trickier, but with these tips it should be a cinch! First, find the video that you want to imbed from a place such as Youtube.Second, click on the Flash button at the top of the forum post editor. A code will appear that looks like this: [flash=][/flash] Third, paste the URL from the video in between the flash tags:[flash=]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cj6ho1-G6tw&feature=player_embedded[/flash]Fourth, we're going to need to trim down the URL a little bit. Start by taking off the feature embedded part, if it's there:[flash=]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cj6ho1-G6tw[/flash]Then, take off the watch and the = and add in a forward slash between the v and the code:[flash=]http://www.youtube.com/v/Cj6ho1-G6tw[/flash]Finally, insert width and height values for the video itself. Example: 425 by 350:flash=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/v/Cj6ho1-G6tw[/flash]
  19. Taiji Master fighting MMA guy

    Off topic .... but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saJISzXUSFk (Ohhh .... doesnt new format throw up the Vid automatically by posting the address ? )
  20. Taiji Master fighting MMA guy

    Ahhhh ... dance ! Thats why I used to like female aikido students, the majority would get that part of it , while the majority of guys would try to turn what I showed them into force. I smile when I see the Okinawans dance ... the hop around like a little smiling puppet, especially the elderly . Their most common dance move is suspiciously like something else ; the opening bunkai set of mabudhinogata , a staff disarming move where one ends up with one end of the staff making an arm bar and the other shoved up into your gunties and your head forced down low for that 'dainty little ' kick they do at the end. Must be a coincidence ... surely they are not referring to that when they see a tourist and do this little dance and smile at them ?
  21. Taiji Master fighting MMA guy

    and I also just noticed .... no , I dont grow an extra arm
  22. Taiji Master fighting MMA guy

    If I do a move that is too hard to explain here .... its a bunkai from Hukatsuru crane form - HOhan Soken central kata , it has an unusual kick with the eye strike ( from close wings open wings move off line and kick , but all at once ) , from the side around the others leg to the groin , when I snap my leg back after the kick, I end up i near this posture ;
  23. Taiji Master fighting MMA guy

    It should be realised that much of 'karate' is balderdash . Due to the following main dynamics. Its real form ( eg. Matsamura Soken the personal bodyguard of the last 3 Okinawan Kings - during this period they were denied weapons, so had to be able to defend King bare handed - except the 'tessan' a small ornamental iron 'fan', part of the 'nobles attire ' - and after Comm, Perry , also against guns . ) That system was disbanded . Matsamura Soken ( Bushi Matsamura ) was out of a job and the Samurai rank disbanded . His main student introduced 'karate' to schools as P.E. system ( so it was really changed and toned down ). Funakoshi learnt this form from those guys and took it Japan and changed it more. BUT he preserved the real form (and no doubt, some others did too ) for himself and family protection and instruction , first to nephew Nabe Soken and he passed it onto Hohan Soken . Hohan Soken took this form and moved to Sth America and started teaching some this original form there . meanwhile, back in Okinawa Its origins, reality and most of the masters of its original form were obliterated by the US forces including during occupation ( which still continues ) . Then the invaders wanted the defeated to teach them their 'secret' fighting techniques . What they actually were taught ... well, putting the story together, one can imagine .... what secret fighting techniques would YOU show to the people that just wiped out your village and family ? Tough call ! They didnt want to starve either and may have had some family left that needed feeding. What they got they took back to America got turned into a sport with more rules, competition and changes ... even their basic understanding was wrong ( see youtube below) . Then Hohan Soken come back to Okinawa, sees all these people doing 'karate' and he ... WTF is that ?! So he took on a few he could trust ( see the rest of the story and who these people were on Wiki article on Hohan Soken - my tradition comes through the Theodore Lange mentioned, also there are articles on the others named above for further ref . ) So, what I do, I hesitate to call karate .... nearly all my kata is different .... NO ONE does Passai ( Bassai ) Dai like my group , even clubs called ' Shorin-ryu Matsamura ' .... However one vid of 'Shorin-Ryu Matsamura Seito Passai Dai shows it , vid of Hohan Soken doing Passai Dai shows it - no one else . Seito, means 'in the family ' or the tradition of a family ; it went from Hohan Soken as 'head' to Kosei Nishihira . Sensia passed away a few years back leaving no real heir in the family (although others outside family are trying to claim it ) ... so, no more Seito continuity . Anywayzzz , I stumbled upon this on the net the other day , very interesting listening VERY .... and seems to affirm all I have heard , know and some things in practice ... it comes form Dillman .... of all people .... but I gave him a chance and decided to listen ....... yup , I'll give him that one . This affirmed what I had found out previously and heard the same words echoed by Sensia Nishihira ..... especially Bunkai .