Nungali

..... now Lois looks like a vintage mortuary photo locket ..... ... and my ' higher self ' winges be all clipped

Yep .... Now I a nice round disc < But I used to be a real square;

" You %X#@X*! idiots what the hell is going on ! "

Sympathetic resonance

Like the time I demonstrated how to blow a large conch in friends lounge room ... his flat mate was on night duty and asleep ... I mean ... his flat mate came bolting out the bedroom door ; " You %X#@X*! idiots what the hell is going on ! "

Surely you just have at least one tree that you do a little topiary on ... even if just for benefit of neighbors ?

Indeed ..... I used to worry abut pruning and never did it. My native trees all grew into a weird 'unnatural' shapes . Turns out the wallabies 'prune' them when they are young for the tasty new small shoots .... if that doesnt happen, they grow tall thin and gangly . Peeps are funny . neighbor used to be amazed at my place ... thought it was magic or something as 'everything looks healthy and glowing ' .... amazing ..... just in this little patch .... couldnt figure it out ... must be some type of special relationship I have with the plants ? Magic formula ? Whats my secret ? This time, I told the truth ; I throw handfuls of native slow release fertiliser around every couple of years

Well, thats usually my trick ... leaving it too late . Its better , of course, to do it before they get to be big arms . But it can always be a 'wild tree' . Might not produce fruit ... but its recycling air and doing and providing other stuff . - Jesus got it wrong IMO ... going around cursing trees that didnt feed him . I suppose it depends on how much land you got. I never realised persimmons were so tricky fussy. Ours just sits there and does its stuff each year .... prob some special variety, it was here before I was, so over 30 years old .

Last fall here was a year ago ... and we dont call it fall as things dont fall ... well the leaves dont . Autumn here is the wet season , unless it doesnt rain , if it doesnt , its sorta like reverse spring. http://natashaskitchen.com/2015/11/03/persimmon-bread-recipe/

I dont exactly know where you live .... but you got terrible radio reception !

Nah ..... they are mellow .... cob-era ( who knows how to spell it .... its like a giant mangrove worm that lives in rotten wood on the river bottom at the fresh salt water interface . They hack the wood open with a hatchet and hold these giant worms ( well, not really a worm, its a mollusc, it has a remnant bit of shell on the head ) up , arm stretched up full, head back and drop them down their neck ( shudder ) .

They were not eggs ... that was the snakes collection of peyote buttons .

Lous needs to realise that the chronosynclastic vajrafication of scintillating cromoatacism is defunct by consensual brouhaha.

Perfect deadpan google translator (Imagine what Russian words it translates 'deadpan ' into ..... Unliving saucepan humour ?

Hmmmmm ... vids dont load ... AGAIN !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Rn8KpY6-sI

Saw one do the same with a ' street fighter ' . Big muscle dickhead is harassing guy and his GF in street. they try to walk away but he stops them. Then onlooker asks what his problem is ..... abuse swearing .... onlooker goes 'Are you just out for a fight then ? " "Yes ! " " All right ... fight me . " .... that made him pause Onlooker gets in an early thigh kick , ouch ! but he irgnores it ... then another one ... damn ! ... then the third made him flinch ... soon as he flinched , onlooker closed drove him back into a parked car , front bear hug followed by hip throw ... on to the concrete . Finished .

There are no persimmons .... tree got ' flower fall ' .

< turns and looks at Lois > OH MAN ! Peeee heeewwww ! < fans air with hands and walks off >

For a start, it should not have that big branch / clump up on the right , the tree looks like it has not been pruned properly during growth ( unless you wanna get up there with a ladder to pick the fruit ) We have a persimmon tree that fruits well every year. I didnt know you needed a male and female one. ( yet a male one or a female one has both male and female flowers ???? Ours is the only one around..... and it has seeds in the fruit. I am assuming it just fertilises itself ? Dropping flowers without fruiting can come from a variety of reasons too . ... even when the soil is fertile. You might have to fertilise the flowers yourself .

Thats a good philosophy .... it is also my personal policy for when I fart in public . .... drop one next to a malingerer and loudly go 'Oh Peeehew ! " and walk off from them fanning the air with your hand .

Okay ...... its just that I have had a pain in the arse lately , you haven't been doing anything ..... 'weird ' .... to it have you ?

Errrmmmmm Lois ....... have you got a voodoo doll ?