Captain Mar-Vell

... Speak softly but carry a big stick. Ain't dat what dey say? A couple of hours ago, out of the blue, my son asked me about the staff with snakes on it. So I explained it to him. He was rather lucky he had such an Xpert on the matter at hand. Wasn't he? And rather a... Coinkydink. Wouldn't you say? Hmmm? I don't make it up, you know. Oh, hang on. I do really, don't I? Most Ancient of Days. Is there a single one amongst you who understands? PM me! Hehehe. ...

... You could teach me kung fu. /strains to keep a straight face. ...

... /sings "I'm a raggedy hobo..." God bless you mr flowing hands sir. Stick around. Every magic trick under the Sun. ...

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... Come on in. The water's just fine. ...

... Is it jus' me? Or can I hear someone laffin'? ...

... Go! Go! Godzilla! Thunderbirds are go. ...

... Admit it. Am I? Or Am I Not? Da Funniest Guru Who Ever Live? Submit! Submit! Submit! Ha ha ha! I just can't stop. It doth flow forth from me like water from a tap. Canst feel the Dragon's Breath around thee now, eh? ...

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... The the the the ther that's all Folks! Or is it? To be continued... ...

... I see Kate Bush is doing some live gigs in London. I love Kate. Anyone want to join me if we could get tickets? Dey prolly be sold out. Send me a pm. How Marvellous! It All Is. 17. Never Forever. ...

... Rock n Roll ain't Noize Pollution. ...

... For years I meditated upon Thich Nhat Hanh's essay on giving up the need to save the world. Now you know the conclusion I came to. ...

... I know every magic trick under the Sun. For I am Son Aware of Vacuity. It ain't rocket science but arm beddin' you still don' unner stan. ...

... Can't you hear da damma expounded by non sentient beings? You can't even hear da damma expounded by sentient beings. Bozos. ...

... A thousand songs speak of me and for me. All the Muses do attend me. Metal Guru. You don't know the potency of the Cloud of Unknowing. I'm not the man they think I am at home. Oh no. My old karoake fave. You think I can sing this without me voice crackin' and me sobbin' like a child you gotta be crazy. Don't you think it's sad? See? I ain't fucking laughing. ...

... Hiya Emma. Cozy in dis tread. I'll stay here a while. sips his tea It's been a funny week. I almost died laughing. Well f**k me, I'm a superhero. How did that happen? Shazam! How else? On 11.11 expect me to post Heep's Magician's Birthday. If I remember. If I Re Member. If I Re Re Member. Can you? Rediscover the lost Greek Art of Re Re Remembering. My brother thought he knew what this was. The Art Of Memory. Bozo. He think's I'm crazy. We two brothers. But only I Empyrean Istari. Only I Supra Genius. He just a dumb muggle, like my x missus. ...

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... I always have my left heel directly under my perineum. What does that mean? Anythin'? I dunno. I just empty headed monkey. ...

... Sure does kid. I used to love being Dungeon Master. I must have a God compleX. I can't stop with the gags I'm sorry. Scousers 'ave a sharp wit. Piercing blade. Skilful means. You know it. I would be TN with CG inclination, I think or something close to that. I gave it some thought. I still want to know what Nungali is. I might have to teach him Buddhism. After all, I am a Buddhist. Praise the Tathagata. Praise da Nazarene too. Praise Chuang Tze best. Nah. Universalist Unitarian Follower of The Great Cozmic Way! Olias of Sunhillow my Guru! Besides, Nungali is perfect just as he is. Perfectly himself, I mean. ps Do you think this wonder counsellor gig suits me? Int 21+, baby! pps Don't worry. I'm crazy. It's official. ...

... You don't know. The potency. Of The Cloud of Unknowing. For I am simply. Son Aware of Vacuity. Bozos. ...

... Hiya doll. Ha ha ha. If you had my perspective, you would find this all so, so very funny. I don't think anyone is remotely as crazy as me. No sirree. Ha ha ha! Ascend & Create. Ah dear. I need a cuppa tea. ...

... I of the lineage of ... Jon Anderson. Olias gave me a spiritual transmission. I most certainly am not kidding you. Praise His Most Holy Name. Sure, think I'm crazy. Like I care. ...

... You da best Taomeow. You da best. Ha ha ha! So funny! heheheheh Holy Mother of God! I'm choking! No. I'm laughing! Aw sod yer then. Bloody rubbish audience. Much worse than last week's. ...

... Ninja Scrolls. ...