Captain Mar-Vell
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... I'm sorry 'bout this. I can't get that "Do you wanna date my avatar," song out of my head! Having said that, I do play it on repeat... It just makes me laugh hysterically! My sick aunt who I visited told me I made her laugh, and that laughter was the best medicine. She wize woman! Laughter Qi Gong! Humour be the Firebird's gift, I pray these verses sad hearts lift. ...
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... Don't overdo it. ...
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... Thank you so much thamosh. The dharma needs all the help it can get in this age. ...
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What is Nei Gong(什麼是內功)?
Captain Mar-Vell replied to ChiDragon's topic in Daoist Discussion
... I loves me some mystical BS! Sometimes I think I'm the biggest Bull Shitter ever live. ... -
... My book recommendation list is crazy long... Don't think I gonna read any of 'em. Ha ha ha! Well, we'll see. At the moment all I do is dance or exercise or sit on this damn cushion all day long. My knees and ankles ache a bit. It was bright yellow, now its looking really grubby. Did someone say something about a blue cushion? I bin lookin' at buildin' an orgone accumulator fer years. When I think of Reich, I start to cry. It's that damn Cloudbusting song. ...
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... Very nice Andrei. Hit the nail on the head. ...
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Immortality & Crossing Over Question
Captain Mar-Vell replied to Horus's topic in General Discussion
... I made it a practice to believe six impossible things before breakfast. Fantasy can set you free. Belief is a most mysterious force. The will a most dangerous master. ... Hear now cuckoo of Ken Kesey! Merely improbable be easy! But out jump Fire? In jump Pan? Takes time to do Impossible, Man! ... on edit Damn in Poltergeist remember that scene where the dad sucks in his abdomen to look super fit, then exhales and looks super fat, then sucks in his abdomen again and so on, whilst saying, "Before, after. Before, after. Before, after..." Think about it. ... -
... Listen! At the end I just noticed they say the following; "This is like fucking we're watching..." "Magic." "Again, magic." "It's like Kris Angel walked in the room." "And fucking we believe!" "Yeah." Too funny. ...
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There is no self - article from Tricycle Magazine
Captain Mar-Vell replied to Apech's topic in Buddhist Discussion
... Tripitaka having conclusively explained the matter thusly, I was disappointed to find further posts where clarity had already been established. How gratified I was to find it had all degenerated into good natured banter! I'll be in trouble with the Mods one day... ... -
Implementation of new posting restrictions and guidelines
Captain Mar-Vell replied to BaguaKicksAss's topic in Forum and Tech Support
... I often feel like editing/deleting wholesale posts because of their personal nature. This is a public forum. I can appreciate the desire for anonymity. I compose tons of posts and then just close the window on 'em without hittin' submit. Quite a virtual waste paper bin. Of Lost Immortalist Wisdom! Ha ha ha! But er, yeah seriously. I give too much away. I'm an open book. What do you think, without going into specifics maybe? Oh, and don't say anything mean about me, cos I'm very sensitive. ... -
Enlightenment Is An Exclusive Destination
Captain Mar-Vell replied to plebeian's topic in General Discussion
... The sudden was not gentle with me you know. Not at all. I caught fire. I radiate heat. I'm the f**kin' human torch. I shouldn't say these things. It caught me by the shoulders. By the scruff of the neck. Like a rough, uncaring cat mother picks up a kitten in its jaws. And shook me like a rag doll. Puppet on a string. Ugh. ... -
Enlightenment Is An Exclusive Destination
Captain Mar-Vell replied to plebeian's topic in General Discussion
... Beware. She intimidate me! Ha ha ha! Yeah. What can I say. I can't add to what Deci says. I just go and think about it. ... -
... This song does kind of weird things to me. The video too. ...
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Immortality & Crossing Over Question
Captain Mar-Vell replied to Horus's topic in General Discussion
... Maybe this the book I actually read. Jeez that means I ain't even an Earth Immortal yet. I like to do that jumping up out of half lotus thing too. And crossing the feet and going wham down into sitting position. My daughter showed me that when she was 5. She Immortal too. I tell her when she very small. I say we the never dying ones. The earth energies are showing me what to do. It's bloody mysterious. My memory ain't dat great but I got some. ... -
"Minor Death" in Longmen Pai
Captain Mar-Vell replied to Marks of Glory's topic in Systems and Teachers of
... Heheh. Le petit mort (sp?) is french for a swooning orgasm. That is all. I don't think there is a connection to yoga or tantra per se. ... -
Good websites to help avoid fapping
Captain Mar-Vell replied to skydog's topic in General Discussion
... I humbly bow before your own judgement sir. Let thine own self be thy leader. At the end of the day, there is something to be said for Brute Force Attack of Master Magus. ... -
Immortality & Crossing Over Question
Captain Mar-Vell replied to Horus's topic in General Discussion
... How long is a piece of string? It's twice as long as from the middle to each end. Seriously though, I'm meditating on this a fair bit. ... -
Good websites to help avoid fapping
Captain Mar-Vell replied to skydog's topic in General Discussion
... Force is not the answer, mr skydog sir. Don't over do it, for God's sake man. Maybe you wanna lose a bit of weight. Always be gentle with yourself. You gonna hurt yerself one of these days. ... -
... Yeah. That series of books was brilliant! ...
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There is no self - article from Tricycle Magazine
Captain Mar-Vell replied to Apech's topic in Buddhist Discussion
... I guess I'm just a hopeless romantic. ... -
... Now this is funny. From the comments: cant masterbate on it sorri i wass trying realy hard but it wass not working ...
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... Right, where was I? Oh yeah. You are an inspiration to me, mr marblehead sir. Sometimes I think the videos are as important as the music. Keep those hands where I can see them, boys. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fnfzEu2Ndo ...
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... This is fun. One more Kneel Diamond. And then we'll continue where mr marblehead left off. ...
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There is no self - article from Tricycle Magazine
Captain Mar-Vell replied to Apech's topic in Buddhist Discussion
... The pleasure is all mine. ... -
There is no self - article from Tricycle Magazine
Captain Mar-Vell replied to Apech's topic in Buddhist Discussion
... There is nothing irrational about mysticism. To say so is to display prejudice. I am become the resolution of every paradox. A parrot box, a parrot box, a most ingenious parrot box! Baffling? Mysterious? Of course! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6tfMVtYs4w Ha ha ha! ...