Captain Mar-Vell

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    ... Rappers? I like... Immortal Technique. Naturally enough. ...
  2. Elves & humans relationships in Iceland

    ... On edit: there sure are some funny people in the world. Funny ha ha! Thanks for the doc link dorian. I've seen the link before but I think I might actually watch it this time. ...
  3. BKA's guide on how to pickup women.... and lizard people

    ... And you're only 24? Jeez. You wise boy, Creation! Please God you'll meet a rewarding soul mate soon, eh? I'm laughin' now at somethin' I thought, but I ain't typin' it.. ...
  4. Is it possible...

    ... I hear ya. I wouldn't like someone to try an exorcism on me though. Oh yeah. What does it say? Out, out with it! Oh, good advice. Don't panic. It's just the journey of the sorcerer. I hope you like Vogon poetry. ...
  5. spontaneous movement and stillness movement

    ... I am sure there is some truth to that. When the energy first took control of me I was like a rag doll with my limbs being thrown about at odd angles, my joints popping and crackling, strange hand gestures and contortions of balance, a dance too, spinning and turning. When it started to happen I thought "I dance the dance of Shiva!" Although it wasn't exactly me doing the dancing. Yes, in the early stage it was clearly connected to healing of psychological trauma, blockages and so on. Don't forget I had a vision of a golden angelic thing descending towards my head, whilst energy shot up my spine, after which my head caught fire. This event totally changed me. Yet most of the time I feel just the same as before. I'd like to say its no big deal. Kinda screwed up my life to be honest. ...
  6. Is it possible...

    ... You are definitely welcome to pm me if you wish. To be honest, I'm intrigued. Curiousity. Yeah. Anyway. The Darkness. Great band! Harm none. Seek wisdom. Seek only to bring benefit to all. As to being deceived. Someone once said this to me. Everything you see and hear and experience is pure manipulation. I'm still meditating on it. ...
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    ... Ah but I know what the op was before it was removed. I am privy to the secret knowledge. I know why we are here. I could tell you. But it'll cost ya! What's that? Shift happens? The Shift just hit The Fan? Ha ha ha. ...
  8. Sleeping With a Sand Bag = Qi/Tan Tien

    ... Sorry, I'm still laughin' at mr marblehead. Could you tell me the concrete advantages of this practice? Perhaps you might strain something. Having said that. Hehehe. I know nothing about ancient daoist immortality practices*. No. Not me. Nuthin'. What? Using weights? Dunno what yer talkin' about. What yer lookin' at me like that for? Ha ha ha. Will edit later! ... * except that they work. Ha ha ha!
  9. ... Turning and turning in the widening gyre. Yo! Falcon! For years I would stare into my washing up bowl. Watch the bubbles rise. Fairy Liquid. Sinks. Down the plughole. ...
  10. ... I walk counter clockwise typically. Widdershins. Round Faerie Ring. That's the way. If you want to meet the Tuatha de Danaan. Ain't it funny how my intuitions always chime with stuff I read later in books an' stuff.. Sure is weird. ...
  11. What are you listening to?

    ... For all the lovely ladies of taobums... ...
  12. I swear...

    ... I hope you are right, TS. Or I'm in the wrong place! ps May the Force be with you, always! ...
  13. spontaneous movement and stillness movement

    ... I often experience spontaneous movements very like those described above. They typically form part of my meditations. I don't have a lineage or teacher, I just make it up as I go along. But it works somehow. Don't ask me how. An absolute host of strange things started occurring to me after my event. I danced the dance of Shiva. It was the strangest thing. ...
  14. Is it possible to combine selves into one?

    ... Oooh you big tease. I gotta go meditate deep man. When we arose, we arose together. I seek those with whom I arose. Are they my spirit guides? My past lives? Or are they others now incarnate in this sphere? Who awakened me? Where are the others? I felt them. The mighty ones awoken. Called. For a purpose. Bound to edit this later! Ha ha ha! ...
  15. BKA's guide on how to pickup women.... and lizard people

    ... That's the ticket BKA! Let's call down that Thunder! Now, where's me hammer... Poem No 28 Crumbs! ... ps that's one sexy lizard.
  16. BKA's guide on how to pickup women.... and lizard people

    ... Ha ha ha CT. Post in haste, repent at leisure! Speaking of which. I made a mistake above. I meant to say, the Sublime, Supreme, Ultimate Illumination of All the Buddha's and Boddhisatva's. ...
  17. Mudra master, yo

    ... It's finger wigglin' good. ...
  18. What are you listening to?

    ... That Buck 65 - Phil one had me in tears. Thanks for that Clement. ...
  19. BKA's guide on how to pickup women.... and lizard people

    ... I adore and worship women and in no way hold them responsible for the enormous hardships and heartache they have wrought upon my kind and gentle soul. They have also made my life worth living. That's right. Not a trace of misogyny in me. I androgyne! Hence I oracle! You probably don't understand. I do not speak ill of my wife. She is a stronger and better person than I. ...
  20. BKA's guide on how to pickup women.... and lizard people

    ... TS my good man, I got a lot to give to some lucky lady! Ha ha ha! I Great Sage Equal of Heaven! You should watch me go! One day.. one day... ...
  21. BKA's guide on how to pickup women.... and lizard people

    ... My wife was more, "wtf you believe in that insane rubbish and don't want to wear a suit and have a career in an office?!?.." The next thing she did was get me committed, take out an injuction to prevent me returning home, and file for divorce. Taking the home and kids I had looked after for ten years with no help from her, while she worked all hours at her super important well paid job as an economist with the government. Fie on the er, system of mammon. Yeah. Sucks, huh? I try not to be bitter. Poem 4. Familiars. Ironies abound. I'm trying to learn to speak less and listen more. I once claimed to have had the Ultimate Illumination of All the Buddha's and Boddhisatva's. I told them I had an enlightenment experience like that of the historical buddha. The psychiatrist scribbled down delusions of grandeur... ...
  22. Anyone else make/sell jewelry?

    ... You might see some bracelets on the latest pic on my blog, link in sig. It's very grainy I know, I'll take these photo's down soon. ...
  23. Anyone else make/sell jewelry?

    ... I don't currently have access to a camera, its something I need to get sorted out. I also need to get working on my wood work projects. My staff, rod and wand. Sadly they are still at my old home, I need to pick them up. I'll do some pics when I can, it might be a while. Why don't you let me send you a pm? You seem to be blocking them! ...
  24. BKA's guide on how to pickup women.... and lizard people

    ... I read Reich, yeah. Such a sad story. ...
  25. Anyone else make/sell jewelry?

    ... Great stuff! I thread wooden and plastic beads and so on, to make rattley, jangley bracelets. Its not artisan! But they are pretty. The problem is people keep asking for them, so I give them away all the time. ...