Captain Mar-Vell

... Blast from the past. I'd rather be a Hammer than a Nail. Oh yes I would. It's Hammer Time! I'm banging my staff loud! ...

... I burn incense. I sit/kneel on a yellow cushion. I had no teacher or lineage. I channel taoist gods/sages. I was chosen. I am vegetarian. I utilise trance. I understand that I resolved my karma therefore I am allowed certain gifts. I am a naturally gifted intuitive shaman. ...

... All that is now real was once merely imagined. Our dreams become real. ...

... Well done! You have achieved level 1 chegg! But the Riddle of the Fool has more than 1 level. Keep trying. ...

... We all have our secrets. ...

... Only a bit? I'm here to push you all the way over, man. Go consider Tarot Card 0 The Fool. And ponder the riddle of Agnososia. You'll never get it. It is a question of belief. And Will. ...

edited dont want to spam but probably should be allowed to should i start my own thread? i prefer to use others when granted permission you see..

... Hmmmm Lets see shall we. Why don't you go read my blog. Thank you. I still got Loreena McKennitt's Mummer's Dance playin'.. This planet birthed me. Yet I have parents. None of you would have the strength to take my revelations. None of you would have the strength to do what I did. No. I think not. ...

... Do you even know what being an Immortal is? ...

... Ninja Scrolls! Ha ha ha! Great Sage Equal of Heaven has spoken! One day you hear my voice for real! Hooom homm I ain't on no-one's side.. 'cos no-one's on mine! Except the Good Lord in Heaven. ...

... The Beautiful Hamster is Here. ...

... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrs8CgpH980 ...

... Oh Mr Hamster! Riddle me this. Who is the Puppet Master here? 29. Nine Lives! ... 45. Highly Strung. ...

... Holy mother that lightning is coming down right outside now. ...

... I am become the Lightning Rod. The Strange Attractor. And besides, I already have a staff. Several, actually. ...

... I can do enormous amounts of physical work if I choose. When the time is right, I shall. ...

... Youse guys are so smart. Keep it up! It's a great convo! I love you all! I have a love/hate relationship with the siddhis though. Omniscience isn't entirely pleasant. Besides, all I ever wanted was to be a nobody and look after my two kids. And be loved by my wife. Not to be apparently. I gotta settle for second best. Becoming The Greatest Guru Who Ever Lived. I swear to God you people don't know nuthin'. Sorry. ...

... I'm gonna start a thread, maybe in the Off Topic forum (The Pit?) entitled "Spiritual Role Playing." And therein I shall Illuminate the Method. ...

... I do all manner of ritual prostrations all day long when I am hidden, hermit-like in my Indomitable Redoubt. Helps enormously. I spend half the day on my knees. I ain't kiddin'. I would be better off spending my time doing press ups or sit ups. I want muscles like these body builder dudes! ...

... I've always loved cats. ...

... No, this has nothing to do with me, either, I didn't upload it or anything. Fair Use Provision. Sugar and Spice and All Things Nice! Ha ha ha. The youtube account xav12323 uploaded this one. Yes. Xav. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmc7t4t1BCg ...

... The Ancient One doesn't 'alf get around these days. But man! That Guru gig sounds sweet! ps Yo, disciples, check my blog! ...

... No, I didn't, hallowed Soaring Crane. Shall I tell you what I did? I just typed CAT MAN DO into the youtube search box. ...

... Ego f**kin' control. I'm diggin' it man. You asked for it dear hamster dear dear hamster. I love hamsters! And guinea pigs! Do you remember Tales from the Riverbank? : sweet airs of Loreena McKennitt fill the air (http://halcyonhierophant.blogspot.co.uk/2013/12/heal-dark-crystal.html) : visions of a swirling dervish like figure, clad in a blue robe, fill your mind. He hums and chants and shakes the multi-coloured bangles that he wears on his wrists in time to the music. ...

... Am I funny or what? ...