Captain Mar-Vell

... Amen, Sister! ...

... I gonna kick trainee's ass to heaven an' back. Besides, my teaching is free! Yay! Free! The best in the f**kin' Cosmos! Just PM me! Start your lessons today by reading my poems and studying my blog see sig link below! You know it makes sense! Absolutely invaluable preparation for the shift. And remember. Shift happens! And the Shift just hit The Fan! ha ha ha So far my teachings are free.... They won't be forever.. 110% Crazy Wisdom Teachings! Knock Chogyam Trungpa into Cocked Hat! Ha ha ha! I Great Sage Equal of Heaven! ...

... East Mountain Walks on Water. ...

... I see now those photos were stolen from my web archive! That's my lightning bolt! Those photographs constitute important historical documentation of my Ascension on 11/11/11! ...

... How bizarre! That link above! I was sayin' the other day I could whip up a Storm... ...

... Some of my poems are about destiny. In fact, you might say all of them are. ...

... Why would that be changing their destiny? Perhaps it would simply mean it was their destiny to have their eyes poked out. Destiny is more of a general flow of things towards a given end. Anything I do I prefix with "An' it be thy Will," directed to the Higher Will, and I only do things for the benefit of all sentient beings. Sometimes I add the "Not my Will but thy Will be done" with various gestures etc. Never harm anything, complete Ahimsa. Boddhisatva way. I da Pure One! Was it Steiner who referred to Lucifer as "the material intellect"? I certainly do suffer from Pride from time to time. I get these pains in my shoulders. Oh oh really cheggy you dont mind if i call you that do you, i do think you are super and stuff. So I got you a great little clip! Sidekick! Ha ha ha! ...

... Squirrels (the ordinary non flying variety) make me a little nervous. I read once about some squirrels attacking people. I'm not saying anything more about squirrels, now I think about it. Bloody squirrels. ...

... I too love the sunrise. Alas my current location and accomodation are not ideally placed. I see the sun rise over the tower blocks. I want to move to the country. ...

... I am psychologically a great deal healthier than I used to be. No, really. I love small talk now, with people in public. Yes real people in the real world. I used to find social contact difficult, get all jittery and high energy just like the op, or silent and withdrawn. Maybe I haven't changed so much. There are so many similarities between the experiences of the people on this forum. But you are making me feel sad! I am missing my magpie familiars! They won't come here! There are no trees! I must get to the park! They will meet me there. I have two magpie familiars, Chitter and Chatter (boddhi citta). Chitter is female. A chitter. A counter. Chatter is very talkative. He is the male. He got big flapping beak. Like me. ...

... I hope no-one's lookin' at me! Ah'm an ego-less enlightened superbeing! Honest m'lord! : enter men in white coats stage left ...

... Thanks for the anecdote about use of pranayama. Always return the mind to the breath. : still listening to the dark crystal/loreena mckennit Using rhythm in breath meditation is good too. I too get that, I shall only die when my time is right, idea. I do death meditations too, but really I mean total empty mind meditations of a certain sort. Very refreshing! Better than deep sleep! It used to occur to me that eschatology was simply a form of extended death meditation. ...

... For anyone interested, I'm updating my blog (see link below in sig) with seven or so poems I have had in my notebooks for months. Probably should upload 'em to the blog now. There you go, first one's up! Go on, click through the archive links too.. plenty of fun stuff there! I don't get paid for it, you know. It's solely for the benefit of Mankind! ...

... Birds and cats come to me. Follow me. ...

... Apologies to everyone for disrupting the thread. Further personal apologies sent by pm. I won't contribute again on this thread. I will ask your forgiveness. ...

... It seems indisputable that this is the prevailing orthodoxy in the western world at least. ...

... What strange materials you bring RangzomFan. I read seven or eight paragraphs and found it very intriguing. I will return to it later if I have time. To be blunt it is rather reminiscent of some sort of necrophilia. Does it not seem perverse? ...

... I wear children's temporary tattoo's! Yes! A Phoenix! And the Blue Bird of Happiness! ...

... Just as long as you don't kick sand in no immortal hobbit's face. http://halcyonhierophant.blogspot.co.uk/2013/12/so-why-hell-would-you-wanna-be-hobbit.html ...

... Well, it had to be done. Nuthin' I hate worse than those goddamn hippies. ...

... Peace, and welcome to the New Age. ...

... Thank heavens there are no new age, peaced-out, spiritual, hippies round here then! Phew! ...

... Aw, thas so cute! I think the cat's tail is helping polish the floor. ...

... Exactly. Recalling Gyptian goddess Bast, Make Croc sandwich! And make it Fast! Aslan ain't no tame f**kin' lion! Ha ha ha. ...

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