Captain Mar-Vell

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... I'm super cool, sir. Chillax. Johnny's in da basement. Don't follow leaders. Watch yer parkin' meters! /me bows low. ...

... For every Thing larger than a globule of a man's blood is visionary and is created by the Hammer of Los. As you should all know by now. Ha ha friggin' ha! Rofl! ...

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... Just don't tell the Doctors Milgram that I suffer from paranoid ideation! I just wonder what made them section me. I was after all just sitting at home sipping a cup of tea on my own. Perhaps the neighbours complained. I have some funny neighbours. Mostly I am trying to rest from my 40 day Easter meditations, and put on some weight as quickly as I can. There are some strange folk here, but then I have to keep reminding myself that I am in a mental hospital. ...

... Don't Panic! I'm good. I'm All Ways good. And I'm always where I am. Right here at the Ladywell Unit in Lewis Ham. It's just Morse code, innit? Ha ha ha. ...

... Reality sucks. I'll take enlightenment. ...

... I always loved Pam Ayres. Very funny woman. A great English eccentric. ...

... I too, remain entirely unconvinced about the '70's porn star moustache! hahahahahahahahah You got me in a choke hold baby! lolol ...

... I couldn't conceivably agree more. With everyone. sings quietly if he'd come today... ...

... What's the lingerie department like at Matalan's? Ten minutes ago I was looking at an M&S (yes, that's M&S, not S&M) voucher I've got. It's £20. Might buy some scented candles. Or some nice er hosiery. Or a nice bra and knickers set. Not fer me to wear, Bozo! And I don't wear da hose neither! I am more Herne than Robin. Although I have a hood. ps It could buy me a new robe! Purest ... BLACK! Muahahahaha! pps blows kisses all round and hugs everyone! ...

... /me bows Call me Stainless Steel Rat. ...

... Ha ha ha ha ha! You got dat right! ...

... KEEP Ion truckin' hairy werewolves! lolol More Bob Crumbs of wisdom! ...

... Yeah. One needs to have more resilience and confidence than that. Yer all hairy truckers! Xcept fur da ones I know Ain't Tree. Dat's da Grandmaster right der! lolol I May be a Master. It's a Question of having the 0pinion of an Arse Hole. ie I may or may not be a Master. It doesn't matter one jot to me. Does it to you? You fookin' crazy den. Incher? lolol Hedwig lolol Funny tread dis. ps Rugger buggers. lolol The head boy and da big ladz were da rugger buggers. I used to sit with my effeminate pal and read books of witches spells. lolol I ain't no rugger bugger. I got knocked unconscious playin' rugger fer St Anselm's! I ain't no kind of bugger. Natural way best. I Mr Natural. A hairy beast. Not that filthy. Quite PURE. QED ...

... edited That is a lesson I learnt very late in life. A very important lesson. I'm walking out of the machinery. I'm not responsible for another's kamma. Nuthin' I can do about it. Sadly. ...

... The Taobums suddenly took a move towards Craigslist. lolol So funny, man. I don't know Michelle D. I do know a Michelle L. Yes. Moths to a flame indeed. ...

... So was my father, dat da kamma damma right der! Ha ha ha! Now we cut to the quick. I knock Choggy Trungpa! Into Cockerel Spaniel Hat! Ha ha ha! I got 110% KraZy WiZ DOM! So Choggy gave me one of my best gagz. Gotta thank him for that. But he know not way of DAO. Way of booze be way of forgetting. I'm sure you all remember. I assure you I am quite sober at all times. I am quite a serious minded man. No idle fantasist I. I caution all against seeking illumination via narcotics. That is not the way. ...

... It's never wise to scoff at the wisest of the wise. ...

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... Life is a vale of sadness and tears. But there is a pot of gold at the end of every Rainbow. Just ask Zippy. Or Bungle. Or George. Was there another? I forget. The name of the great nameless one. Mebbe he got kidz like me. ps Yeah. I'm da muppet master. Bozoz. ...