Captain Mar-Vell

... To clarify. I just asked my wife if she had been lying to me. She put the phone down. She never did give a straight answer to a straight question. But I still got my answer. I'm Sherlock freakin' Holmes. ;( ...

... I would like to add here that mind games played on a person can lead to mental illness. Anxiety is the biggest killer in the Western World. And you know it. I shall probably seek to sue my soon to be ex missus and the first doctor who saw me. I won't mention any names. If anyone knows of anyone else who has lied to me, played head games with me, deceived me, sought to plumb me for private information, or who has threatened to ensorcel me or even physically harm and yes, kill me, then I would ask that you let me know. I would like to know who is responsible for harming me. Best to respond on this thread, mebbe. But I am everywhere. You can pm me here or on rigorousintution.ca You can tweet me. You can facebook me. You can contact me through tumblr. Or flickr. Or deviantart. Or the Narfell forums. Or you can use any of my half dozen or more email addresses. I am X the Unknown from The Game of Swords and Sorcery. I am Unamit Alhazredit. But I'm retired. ... I have had two death threats online directed to me personally. I want to sue those people responsible for my mental illness. Which I didn't have. I had kundalini syndrome. I was badly misdiagnosed and put through hell. I shall sue. I shall get the best no win no fee solicitor I can find. I gonna take da money an' run. I'm henceforward not self employed, no. I'm retired. I may wave a begging bowl of salty nuts around from time to time though. Since I am Squirrel Boy, after all. ps Yes, I guess I am threatening to sue. I don't threaten anything else. I practise Ahimsa. Look it up. Bozo. ...

... I am always honest. Well, sometimes I knock a couple of years off my age. Yes. Yes. and Yes. It's awful to have mind games played with one. I don't play mind games, I just remain honest and tell the truth. I want to keep kids safe on the web and off. Exactly this sort of thing used to happen regularly on the Narfell forums. I work on the assumption everyone on the internet is a hairy middle aged male trucker. Until it is proven otherwise to my satisfaction. ps If anyone can inform me what it has to do with psychic "vampirism," I would be grateful. Thanking you in advance. Bozoz. ...

... After me a course, da GrandmasterP is fer sure da funniest mudder fucker round dese parts. ...

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... I always do. Tink fondly. Of Socrates. Exactly so. XXX ...

... GrandmazterP and Ra Ra ARE DA BEZT BOYZ IN DA WORLD! IM RETIRED

... You are most welcome. /me bowz. /me bowz to Mr Marblehead and GrandmazterP. XXX ps i tink datz tank you number tree, butt Dr Who iz counting!!!!!!!!!!! ...

... In my mid to late twenties I had no money, no home, no career, no vehicle etc. I had a very modest job working admin in a Hyundai car dealership, even though I had no driver's licence! I did have a PC with internet connection dough. And a nice fiancee whom I lived with. And lotz of books on religion, spirituality, mysticism and philosophy. Turnz out I had all I ever needed. Shame the way the fiancee turned out. You can't have everything. Sometimes you can't have what you want. But you get what you need. ...

... Rara! For Ra Ra. He said it all. ...

... Not at all true. Not everyone suffers from a "chronic mood difficulty." I don't. Having fun without "self" is certainly possible. I prove it all the time. No. Sorry, itz personal. ...

... I'm not a medium. I'm a large white hat with a big red capital letter D in the middle. I made my peace with all my demonz. I'm an Xpert Ghostbuster. XXX ps now xcuze me i need to go pee in da face of evil.. ie have a wee in the toilet... and be real quiet. ...

... I am a Unitarian. And I've always been exceptionally fond of The Quakers. ...

... Touche! ...

... I already told you who I really am. Frodo. But I ain't chuckin' dat Ring! NO WAY JOSE! Let's youze da f**kin' ting! hahaha! ...

... Y! Bill and Ben, of course! The Flower Pot Men. ...

... Good question. Dunno really. Coz men are aggressive and grab power physically? Coz they use a physical advantage, ultimately? Coz dey only stronger dan women in gross physical sense, not in mental or spiritual or soul sense. Not at all. I strongly suspect the reverse is true. That's just my opinion. The world would be improved by having more female leaders and role models active either publicly or privately, depending on their own choice. Yes. ...

... Welcome one and all! To the Bazaar of the Bizarre. ...

... Dat'z right gud boy. I'm not Captain Scarlet. ...

... At my back I alwayz hear... ...

... I'm sure none 'ave herd of cypher. ...

... You know I luv gardens man. ...

... Do I look like a fuckin' troll to youze guyz? You da fuckin' trollz! You trollin' each udder! Fer yearz! Bozoz! Brevity be Soul of Wit. And Timing is alwayz the secret of a good joke! ps hit me wiv yer bezt shot... I got URU chin! ...

... FUCK POETRY. ...

... LOVE LOVE LOVE!!! ...