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Oh where is it coming from? This is excellent Quite close to the break through

And i appreciate the cuteness! one would think this to be a strained joke but back in the 00's that was a popular hoax in china. There was even an article in a taiwanese newspaper about a guy prosecuted for the scam, and i think that russian neidan sect was also boasting of that. And of course the reason why it is always a cow and not some other animal because a cow is the largest farm animal making it easier to rig it with a stunning device. I was surprised the scam made its way into the swiss alps but when the marks can be fleeced a mercedes pricetag i guess it is still cost-effective.

oh when i wittness a remote cow-tipping i will sure do some serious soul-searching Those texts are generally useless without my explanations. When published they can bring in barely a couple of grands. Not an amount for which i can be bothered.

i did;)

hehe, no not related

yeah well it was all in good clean fun and terrifically amusing but recently i feel kinda bad about it. There was this otherwise fairly nice fella who openly admitted to having a psychiatric disorder. Now he is a neidan teacher with a substantial following. Seriously, he is. Or there is this neidan student who openly admits that a famous nei-something teacher telepathically messes with his head. Or there is another neidan student who boasts that his teachers make miracles. Of course it is ethically wrong to joke and poke fun at such people so I immediately stop when i learn their condition. But it still nags at me what if all neidaneers are like that and i am guilty of poking fun at people with issues? I hope not. (sigh)

haha;), no thats wrong. No reasonable person would claim that since the money changes hands then both a con man and a bread baker are both equally 'in commerce'. I teach the real deal - all the seminar-sellers teach second hand gibberish. To answer the question of this topic and to explain the diff between me and them: all of what is called neidan/internal alchemy has come to the West and to the modern china from a historical linage known as the Wu-Lu. https://qianfengdaoismuk.weebly.com/wu-liu-daoism-in-modern-china.html Now, the seminar sellers disguise it under some other real or made up names for marketing purposes but all of them sell empty verbiage and misunderstood 'methods' borrowed from the WL. It is quite obvious. None of them ever studied a genuine WL legacy text which total to more than 1000 pages. Again, quite obvious. I am the single person in the entire green world who translated the entire WL legacy from cover to cover. Thats what i sell - the first hand knowledge. Thats the diff. Thats what i have and they dont. We are not the same.

If you imply that i sell a pig in a poke (since we are talking in farming metaphors) then you are very very wrong. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pig_in_a_poke When a serious applicant contacts me in a PM i explain to him very very clearly what he gets for his money. 19 out of 20 decide not to proceed after that. On this forum i had 2 people with one month deal, and 2 people who stuck with me for several years. I never advertise. If you want to see for yourself how it works you are welcome to PM. really? he does?;) what are they exactly? Bless you. this makes me laugh because i am that laughing buddha. you see name calling betrays frustration. For example somebody might be frustrated when his teacher tells him that he needs several years of excruciating hard work for something that my book says takes 100 relaxed days tops.

I really have but just 3 or 4 of them.

Cool. All good 😁

no no, not at all On the other hand i do poke fun at the neidaneers but i do it without any ulterior motives Dear @MetaDao there is something I have to qualify first. On this forum we have two different realities. In one reality masters tip a cow remotely, change weather with magic, mess with someone's brain with their siddhi, demonstrate their embryo spectacularly. And there is another reality: mine. In mine all of these things are delusions. In my reality the neidan, the embryo, the elixir etc is something the masters in other reality have no clue about. I am not saying my reality is better than the other one. I am just saying them two are different. We do use the same words but we understand them differently. I do believe your heart is in a good place i also do believe you are stuck in a delusion like all other teachered neidaneers on this forum or worldwide. But thats just my worthless opinion, pls dont mind me and i wish ya'll the best of luck. Now to your great questions: 1 then you must have the associated signs then? Name them. Sorry if i do that would be unfair to my paying students. Big secret available for small change. i am sure you understand. 2. Are you able to deploy the embryo at will? Lets think about this question for a bit. Can a pregnant woman 'deploy' her embryo at will? Its pretty much like that. Sometimes it kicks sometimes not. But i am sure eating for two!

i just say the yang body certainly. i do.

Dear @Cobie you have no intention to practice neidan so lets not belabor the issue. Nice chatting with ya;)

Definitely not this: How can an embryo be a body? Thats just gibberish because an embryo cannot survive on its own while the body can. There is a reason why they are called different names: because they are different things. (where is the roll eyes smiley? ah here it is ) gosh do people even listen to themselves?

Not quite but they are close

No, absolutely not;)

"It ain't much, but it's honest work." As to this discussion it is very entertaining. Its like a back and forth between Dr Dunning and Dr Kruger

Well said fren, well said.

why are you doing this to yourself? that money is your sweat and blood, dont swap it for a bill of goods https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/There's_a_sucker_born_every_minute

Excellent thanks. And what stage has your master achieved?

the heart is that part of human psyche which experiences regular human thoughts and emotions. The rest of your questions is reserved for paying students;)

indeed, i can take it like a man

I will be glad to explain. You see the very first thing about any info which makes it right or wrong - is where it comes from. Can you tell me where did you get all your extensive knowledge on neidan?

i see your mexican standoff and raise you a turkish parable Once, Khoja boasted that he could teach his donkey to talk. Hearing about this, the Emir ordered to pay Khoja 1000 tangas so Khoja teaches the donkey to talk in 10 years.At home, Khoja's wife began to cry and weep: why did you deceive Emir, why did you take the money! When he realizes that you have deceived him, he will cut your head!“Calm down, wife,” Khoja replied. in 10 years, either the donkey dies, or the Emir croaks

like i said earlier, i know that. may be you guys are doing it wrong