2ndchance

My current top fav comedian of all time gotta be Rowan Atkinson. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rowan_Atkinson

How to avoid Diarrhea while juice fasting on liquidarian fast? I will be going on a juice fast again consisting of drinking only fruit juices. I will most definitely not drink any soups. I will most definitely not eat any ice creams. May I ask how do I avoid Diarrhea while juice fasting on liquidarian fast? Every time I fast on juice, I will keep running to the toilet now and then because of Diarrhea forcing me to liquid poop all the time. Please advise me. Thanks.

Anyway, did I mention that I suffered from severe insomnia, unawareness energy disruptions to my frontal heart and back chest areas as well as unawareness energy disruptions to my head area since 2010? I really thought the Taiwanese spiritual masters can help me with my health problems but no one in the world can do anything about my health problems, let alone the Taiwanese spiritual masters.. So really what can I do to help myself.. Ok this is a sub-question.. Anyway Dao Bums, All of You know that We have all posted in here before using multiple nicks before we were banned or get kicked off or get taken over and all that.. Well let me, 2ndChance, be the first to apologize to all Dao Bums for my idiotic stubbornness to cling on to my aversions to Samsaric Sufferings like being a "Breatharian like Jericho Sunfire so I have to Sun-Gaze every sun-rise and every sun-set to activate my Spiritual Samadhi Siddhi powers to cut off my addictions to food so that I can preserve my Chi to cut off my lust towards Beautiful Busty Women both Asian and White.." I once thought that being a mountain ascetic could solve all my problems.. Well I live in my own world you know.. the top of the Tibetan Himalayan Mountains are just as "lustful" as a run-down studio apartment in Taipei so what's the difference? running off into the boondocks in New Zealand or running back to Taipei again? So I apologize for posting so many things in Dao Bums over the last decade or so.. 🙇🏻

I am 2ndChance. I am a middle-aged Asian Man who was born and bred in a bi-lingual country which placed an emphasis on learning both English and Chinese for its Asian students. Now as all of you Dao Bums are all "English" so desperate in search of "Enlightenment" to escape from all forms of Samsaric Sufferings, and when I say "English", I mean all of you Dao Bums read in English, think in English, write in English, swear vulgarities in English, groan sexually in English and of course, speak in English, etc.. all things all activities in English, if ya know what I mean? Sooo... as "English" Dao Bums so desperately searching for "Enlightenment" from all manner of Asian Masters specializing in Enlightenment, may I humbly ask this simple question .. "Which English-Speaking Asian Master would you English-Speaking Dao Bums choose as your Root Guru Master and Why would you make your choice based on What Reasons?" .. I grew up in a Buddhist-Daoist-Hindu-Christian-Catholic environments so I am pretty familiar with the major religions in the world. From any simple research on the internet wikis, it is very easy to deduce that the major sources of "Spiritual Enlightenment" stem from the Buddhist patheons, Daoist Pantheons, Hindu Pantheons. Afterall, these are the only three major Right-Hand-Path Pantheons which keep knocking "Meditation" into everyone's heads in all of our search for "Enlightenment". But as an East Asian man, naturally I am drawn towards the Buddhist Daoist pantheons. I am open towards the Hindu Pantheons of course but I am really not in favor of Hindu Indian foods all curries and indian spices but not really that diverse in terms of flavor. So in my most chaotic years of 2010-2012 prior to the Mayan Calendar Doomsday 21/12/2012, I was searching so desperately for any Chinese spiritual masters who can open up my third eye to see the inner and outer spiritual worlds to deal with all manner of goddesses pretending to be my root-guru-mother-wives-goddess and all that ........ right ...... well, I am channelling all manner of information right now which are mucking around with my heart and my brain as all manner of jealous peeps are trying to fight with each other for my inner voice.. Anyway, in my most chaotic years of of 2010-2012 prior to the Mayan Calendar Doomsday 21/12/2012, I was searching so desperately for any Chinese spiritual masters who can open up my third eye to see the inner and outer spiritual worlds to deal with all manner of spirits, both negative and positive and all manner of the like, so that I can temper the negative qlippotic sides of myself to temper the positive sephiroth sides of myself to bring into balance both the light and the dark to reach enlightenment. You see, when I was living as a permanent resident in Australia during 2007-2009, I was extremely bored so I keep watching Taiwanese spiritual talkshows on youtube all the time. As I said before, I grew up in a Buddhist-Daoist-Hindu-Christian-Catholic environment so I am very aware of the workings of all manner of spiritual masters from the various RHP traditions around the world. However, from my research into spiritual enlightenment during 2007-2009, I found out that Taiwan has the biggest number of temples of the Buddhist-Daoist pantheons in the world. Some people said I should have ventured into Japan which can outpowered Taiwan in terms of spiritual enlightenment which is totally true because somewhere in the back of my mind, I was looking for Japanese spiritual masters in Taiwan during 2011 but they are nowhere to be found so I can't travel to Japan as I don't speak no Nihongo. So since I speak both English and Chinese, I naturally ventured into Taiwan looking for Buddhist or Daoist masters who can open up my third eye so that I can see and deal with the spiritual entities living in the spiritual world non-physical world. But I didn't find any Taiwanese spiritual master who can deal with me. All the Chinese masters including the Taiwanese masters and Hong Kong masters speak in riddles and beat about the bush all the time. I spent late 2009-2011 travelling the Taiwan-China-HongKong regions looking for Chinese spiritual masters to open up my third eye but none could help me. Well, if a spiritual master can't open up your spiritual senses but instead ask you to chant mantras all the time, ask you to sit and meditate all the time, ask you to do qigong all the time without giving you a true roadmap of spiritual enlightenment progress, what kind of spiritual masters would they be? Well, with that said, May I Ask Again.. "Which English-Speaking Asian Master would you English-Speaking Dao Bums choose as your Root Guru Master and Why would you make your choice based on What Reasons?" ..

I am seriously wondering if Psychic Powers do help or hinder one with facing their own moral demons, the flaws in their own character developments.

May I ask about the styles of Western Parenting vs Eastern Parenting of children and even pets? From what I have researched so far, Eastern Parenting are too strict too regimented in the teaching and evolution of their children. On the other hand, while Western Parenting are more lenient in their approach towards disciplining their children, from what I have researched, there is far less discipline in children growing up in the western world compared to children growing up in the eastern world. As everyone on this board speak and write English, I am sure that the majority of Dao Bums are more familiar with Western Parenting, Western Education and children growing up in Western Worlds rather than the East. I am also looking for movies or books or even TV dramas which portray stories of children's experiences growing up in the West. How is this relevant to my Enlightenment? Well, I understand that all children growing up in our samsaric world have undergone through a lot of abuse. It takes eons of good karma to be reborn as His Holiness 41st Sakya Trizin's sons or grandsons. Which forummer on this board has never secretly wished, in his or her subconscious, to be the blood son or blood daughter of the 41st Sakya Trizin's son or daughter? or even the blood son or blood daughter of the 14th Dalai Lama Tenzin Gyatso himself? Of course, many Dao Bums would disagree with me on the choice of parent for himself or herself. Hey man, why would I want a major Buddhist Master as my blood parent? Seriously, 2ndchance, are you crazy? Why would you say that? Well, to my understanding of things, it is a greatest boon to have spiritually enlightened human beings as your parents. Imagine how much more evolved spiritually, mentally, emotionally and even physically if you have a spiritually enlightened human parent who have guided you, instructed you, taught you, loved you, hated you, got so pissed off at you, cried with you, cried for you, become so frustrated with you, that he or she, as spiritually enlightened human parents, have really began to doubt their own spiritual enlightenment. I do not know what kind of childhood environment which the sons and grandchildren of 41st Sakya Trizin have growing up. I am just speculating But hey, isn't it obvious that their family has one of the best moral, spiritual, mental, emotional teachings in the world right from birth? Not to mention the newly reborn H.H. Penor Rinpoche of the Nyingma tradition. I am just saying, if you are a child growing up in a spiritual school, that would work so much more wonders towards your own spiritual evolution, emotional evolution, mental evolution that a child growing up in a family of unenlightened human beings, right? I speak from personal experience. Me, myself, I and most of my friends and associates grow up in a family of unenlightened parents and sibling, so I understand how tough it is to face all your childhood trauma and wrongful brainwashed education in all educational systems throughout the world. Seriously, what the crap can you truly learn in Universities, High Schools, Elementary Schools and such which can truly evolve you into a spiritually enlightened human being at the highest possible speed? Unfortunately more than 99.999999999999999999999999999999% of all parents throughout the whole world are brainwashed into sending all their children into Universities to get a useless paper degree, get a job, get married, get a house or 10 houses depending on how hard you work, get one or two cars depending on how many car park spaces you have, create children, create children, create children, grow old, grow sick and die off in the end.. Why do the whole world want samsara? Are You Happy With Samsara?

If You Desire Anything, Then I Will Not Give You That Anything. If You Don't Desire Anything, Then I Will Give You Something. That is unfortunately the mindset of the minders which are minding me right now.

I am really looking for any chinese practitioner or chinese spiritual master who can combine hinduism teachings with their buddhist/daoist practices.

Very few masters can read my true mind.

So are there any chinese practitioners in here who frequent chinese spiritual forums? I would love to study from them. I still use mdbg frequently though.

Hey all, I am trying to communicate my energetic spiritual problems to a few old chinese masters but the depth of my chinese vocabulary in regards to spiritual terminology is limited and I am having much difficulties in communicating to the old chinese masters. Terms like "Shakipat" "Prana" "Kundalini" "Chakras" are difficult to find and understand in the Chinese language as they all stem from Indian Culture. It is just very difficult to communicate to the Chinese people in Chinese and they don't understand English.

In 2005, a woman named "Alice Zaper" broke my heart so bad that I nearly died of heart pain in a field in Sydney, Australia. Because of "Alice Zaper", I became a Pick-Up Artist who would seduced women into bed without putting my emotions at all into relationships. I merely want to go into business to earn money to buy sexual favors from women without putting my emotions into loving them. I simply destroyed all my emotions and as a result, the dark nights of my soul began in 2010 till now. I suffered from countless negative energetic negative emotional attacks to my heart and to the back of my heart causing me insomnia every night and severe fatigue every day. For 10 years now, I have been suffering from spiritual health attacks and no matter how much I mediate no matter how many mantras I chant, my problems never went away. I can't work at any job. I just suffer like a mental health patient. All these because I cut off all my emotions, especially in the pursuit of women. So to "Alice Zaper", I dedicate the following song to you to make amends for all of my sins. Are you alright now? We had a hard time Our ending was Just a farewell It was too hard I heard you are doing well You are already seeing a good person I didn't ask it but someone told me Good job You couldn't have endured it to overcome that emptiness Are you happy now that you are in love? When you start in a relationship You don't know how beautiful you are I still can't forget how you looked I can't get over it It even gets worse in a day I hear about you Do you like him? To be honest, I can't bear it I wish you would have a tough time, too Just one-tenth of the pain I'm feeling Just one-tenth of the pain I'm feeling please be in pain and then be happy It is unfair It feels like I'm the only one in pain Am I the only one who has broke down? I was in love just once. Am I overreacting to it? It's too complicated. Certainly I wanted you to be happy. I didn't know I'd miss you this soon Are you happy now that you are in love? When you start in a relationship You don't know how beautiful you are I still can't forget it I can't get over it It gets even worse in a day I hear about you Do you like him? To be honest, I can't bear it. I wish you too would have a tough time too Just one-tenth of the pain I'm feeling please be in pain and then be happy If you're ever reminded of me If you're ever reminded of me ask how I'm doing "Doing well." I'm sure everyone say like that. Cause they all think I am fine. Because of the petty ego I live with pretending that I'm doing good I'm doing good Are you really happy? Am I just a forgettable memory to you? I am just your ex-boyfriend who didn't get to love you right Just love that passed by

I Apologize Most Sincerely To The Universe And To All Beings Of All Existences For My "First-Place Winner" Ego. Ever since I was born, my parents and my elders have drummed the "First-Place Winner" egoistical thinking into me so much so that I felt unloved if I do not get the best grades at school, if I do not get the best money-making professional career and especially if I do not get the best woman in the world who can give me the best children in the world. All of my life, I wanted the best in everything. I wanted to be the best in everything. A winner who is at the top of his game like one of my idols Michael Jordan. My "First-Place Winner" Ego applies especially in the pursuit of women, sex and romance. This was why I became a Pick-Up Artists and this was also why I was so obsessed with earning money by being a businessman who is dealing with the most profitable, top-notch, most designer goods. I just can't stand being second place or third place or God Forbid, the last place in the eyes of women, especially the women of my own race whom I truly desire. I despise myself for being a beta male. I despise myself for not being an alpha male. I despise myself for not being a winner like Michael Jordan although i am not exactly into basketball, just into Michael Jordan's winner mentality. Michael Jordan's quote of being a Winner whose famous quote of “Obstacles don’t have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don’t turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.” still stick with me to this day, to this second. But I am a Loser. I am a Loser who doesn't know what to do with my life. I am unemployed for many years. I am physically weak. I suffer from energetic problems which gave me so much insomnia, so much fatigue, so much energy disorientation so much energy disruption in my life. I can't hold a conversation with beautiful women of my own race whom I truly desire without feeling insecure. Even if I just want to be a sincere friend nowadays with beautiful women of my own race without expecting anything in return, for christs' sakes, every beautiful woman of my own race whom I truly desire would give me the cold shoulder. I am a Loser. But you know, I just want to be Happy. Even if it means being a Happy Loser. I am so tried so weak so sleepy. I just want to sleep well eat well every day. If I can mediate well, that would be an added bonus. I don't ask for anything else, my Father my Universal Creator. I doubt if I can even reach Enlightenment in this lifetime which truly terrify me inside. I am so afraid of being reborn again to face all of my lessons again. I am so afraid of being so weak. I am so afraid of being so tired. I am so afraid of being a slave to society, a corporate slave, a slave to my desires, a slave to unenlightened beings. Please forgive me, anyone who can read this.

Hey All, I have been doing a lot of contemplations and reflections on positive loving emotions. I am wondering if musicians especially singers cultivate the most positive loving emotions as part of their job criteria? There seem to be no other occupation in the world which really cultivate emotions, especially positive loving emotions, as part of their job scope. To the best of my knowledge, all singers have to use their heart emotions to sing their songs otherwise they can't perform a good job. What do you all think?

Ok.. I know I am repeating my question here But I like to pose my question in another way.. Because I like to know if a samurai or a ninja can achieve samadhi by practicing Zanshin? So if a martial artists keep relaxed concentration focus on martial arts moves, he can achieve Samadhi? Cos to the best of my knowledge, Samadhi can only be achieved by concentrating on stationary objects or stationary movements? I like your advise on this matter.