Lord Josh Allen

I see. Illness does not discriminate. I take it you are also a teacher? I'm a big fan of Professor Johnson's books, I have most of the collection aside from a couple that doesn't really interest me. I am aware of the danger and the risk. Taoist Occultism has always fascinated me, would I be right in saying you would recommend that I find a teacher?

No need to apologize, everything is cool with me! I've been meaning to join this forum for quite a long time, just haven't got around to it. How long have you been into Taoism?

I totally get what you mean. Well, I have heard a lot about you, mostly good things. Do you teach? I'm open to listening and learning. That's why I'm here.

Hi there buddy! Thanks! Wow, what a story you have. Great to meet you. One thing you should know about me, I don't take myself seriously at all, I make fun of myself more than anyone can. I'm really not at all bothered by what people say, I get flack online, offline, you name it but I'm unapologetically me. I've walked down the street and been physically attacked for the way I dress, I've experienced everything. Not everyone will resonate with it but that's not my goal, I'm here to meet people who may have similar interests and I'm here to learn from people who are polar opposites to me. Awesome Tesla by the way! I've heard great things about them. I've never had an electric car, Jags going to release an electric XJ soon. I'll be ordering it!

Well, you won't see the power if it's all within will you? Showing off is NOT poor taste! Nothing poor about it. I don't scam, I don't have anything to sell, no books, no overpriced talismans, no online lessons, I don't care what the little people do, let them make their money. I don't know if Mak would get along with me or not.

You can't disappoint me, I'm always disappointed in you conformists. Mak Tin Si hasn't got a Jaguar, a fur coat or a throne, sorry honey I've won again. P.S. My Jaguar has massaging seats. We haven't even touched on the Lexus yet!

Well, good for him! Although I have a very high success rate with my magick. 95 percent of the time, my weather rituals work to bring the desired result (snow, rain, wind, storm suppression) into manifestation. I have countless videos of me working my magick and the results speak for themselves, even skeptics are rendered speechless. I'm sure this master has his place, I'm not doubting that but I certainly have mine as well. The occult community is big enough for all of us last time I checked. This is my documentary on the practice.

You haven't seen the half of it, honey. You've never met a Taoist like this before.

Thank you for the politeness. You know how people are, just roll with it.

In that case, I'll post more!

No, my father has a Range Rover, he wouldn't let me drive that. I'm driven around most of the time anyway. What makes you think this is my business? What makes you think I should go and perform this spell? As I said, money is not the issue. You can perform long-range weather spells that are designed to travel far distances, although this is risky. I always try to help wherever I can but it seems null and void to help now. It is too far gone! There are disasters all across the world, I cannot possibly keep up with them. I have helped before, as recently as Hurricane Dorian, I did a ritual with my friend and fellow Occultist. We successfully made a positive impact via a long-distance spell which worked to dissipate the storm, all done from different locations.

Hey! I never claimed to be a Saint, I'm not an immortal or a perfected being. I'm not a guru looking to get students, I don't even offer any formal lessons. I'm just someone who walks the path of Weathermancy and I want to spread the importance of it to others. Does England need it? Well sometimes it does but I can't fix all of the world's problems. I help when I can and most importantly when I am ASKED. I'm a grey arts magician, I'm not Left-Hand Path or Right-Hand Path, I walk the Middle Path. It will take a lot more than one person to make a massive difference. There is nothing worse than someone who believes he can save the world. Besides, what's wrong with ostentation?

Interesting. I'm not sure about being paid upfront. I've never been paid, I don't offer services to anyone.

I'll drive through in my big black Jag! I can't resist a humble brag about my car. Any car guys on here?

That's it.

Oh yes? And you sound like every critic I've ever had, banal and fatuous. I know you won't make a video, I know your kind. I've dealt with people like you for years. You never change but you love your sophistry. You want to have your cake and eat it. You enjoy the worship you receive on this forum, posting five thousand times won't bring you closer to the Tao.

Having a head of grey hair does not equal wisdom, boy have I learned that today.

Hurry up with the weather magick video. Don't keep me waiting.

Calm it.

You don't like me, do you? It's your wonderful charming personality, so welcoming. I almost want to become your student, well I would if I weren't lightyears ahead of you that is. Temper my dear old mage. I'm holing my breath, I think you should take one in.

England.

You finally answered it congratz. We got there, in the end, didn't we? I can't wait to see the videos of you controlling the weather. Guess I'll be holding my breath right? Oh yes, of course.....

Do you know how many guys I come across like you? Full of words but never straight answers. Sophistry my dear. I hope you teach better than you preach.

You can't answer that?

You do realize I get this 24 7, you are so banal, honey. Yes or no answers would be so refreshing.