h.uriahr

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  1. Neikung Master Around John's Level (Demo)

    I used to shoot myself in the shins with my old pellet gun for pain conditioning. That part of Johns video was the most unimpressive:
  2. Neikung Master Around John's Level (Demo)

    I can stop a rifle pellet from an old crappy pump air rifle like the one in the video and I don't know if I have any yin qi period. Gotta check my yin meter...
  3. The Path of the Christian Gnostics

    The Holy Spirit decended upon me. Kundalini as I know of it is bottom up so they aren't the same. Unless there's a top down kundalini explanation
  4. So that's it then. Hail to the Great and Mighty Comet of the Unliving!
  5. So is Doomagaden still on??
  6. Neikung Master Around John's Level (Demo)

    Jiang has some very interesting demos. The question though is of the 3 who has the most amount of successful students? John as we know (which we don't) doesn't have a single yin yang kung student. The Italian group doesn't have one. Jiang has many! Does David Verdesi train with Jiang still?
  7. Neikung Master Around John's Level (Demo)

    I always knew Tom Cruise was a fully enlightened deity!
  8. Breath mechanics using reverse or normal belly breathing?
  9. Yin chi number 3

    Ok so More Pie Guy wins! He has it down ladies and gentlemen! Ok MPG everyone on the bums has agreed to play a role playing game where we all pretend that yin chi isn't EXACTLY as the Holy Book 'Magus of Java' describes it as so you can stop correcting every single yin theory, yang theory, or any other theory BTW you're awesome for defending John and the Mo Pai. What would John do without you?
  10. Black Friday Sale!

    Ok fine. You put up a tough fight. Solid arguments from your side soooooooo Ill take one!
  11. I am in awe and truly appreciate your comment.
  12. Black Friday Sale!

    See what I did right there? I took an irrelevant derail and brought us back on track! Bahahahahahahahaha
  13. Black Friday Sale!

    Ok so my buddy has a sister who knows the girl with a fiancé who works at an awesome PPF store and I was told that they could totally score me some PPFs for like 40% of you BGKA are offering! Beat that offer and you'll have my business!
  14. Yin chi number 3

    Lets talk reality. If my dick is bigger than yours does that make me THE authority on how to pleasure women? No. Unless you automatically assume bigger dicks give instant pleasure. Also if you're only 3 inches and I'm 4 inches then that doesn't mean shit either so then you see how this is all pointless? I just wasted my time and yours by typing in some bogus bull dookie and because its on here you're gonna read it. Oh and don't fret because penile enlargement surgery has come a long way so you're in luck. Dr Scrotty can work wonders on your wing wong. On a serious note why not make the first pair of yin collecting super pants? Make a hole in the perineum area so you can take the super collector rod and insert it, then using the taint tape attach the rod securely to your taint, shave first of course, and adjust the rod so that it drags on the ground! Boom! The telescoping super yin collecting taint pants! The idea is there brother now you work the magic!
  15. Yin chi number 3

    To MPG, Ditto buddy. What is with YOUR OBSESSION of bombing every yin thread/post? Oh I know "To Enforce Justice and Promote Peace and to Slay the Injustice of the World!" To use your own logic, if John Chang made a video asking for all people to stop quoting a BOOK that he himself didn't write and to stop quoting OUTDOOR WESTERNERS youd probably yet still rally against the whole yin thing. You also seem completely oblivious to Kostas remarks about the other systems that collect yin in completely different manners and that collecting yin isn't all that difficult. Why dodge that? Maybe because it doesn't go with your whole "I'm right you're wrong" theory?? Kosta-the god who wrote your bible-seems to attribute yIn with gravity and if thats the case then you can collect yin in orbit i don't know man but your comments on yin are getting really painful. I've never ignored anyone and I don't want to start but you are on the very cusp. I enjoy the other things you contribute. Well other than when you call every single system in the world except maybe 8-10 I know systems WORTHLESS.
  16. Needless to say but the Bull didn't get a Happy Ending....
  17. UFOs attack US military base?

    Here's a better video http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7HwI5UjvFJI
  18. UFOs attack US military base?

    Hot off the press lol. Hoax video for sure. You can't attack any military base period without some shizznit goin down. What Army National Guard Base??! Lol. Which state? All I imagine right now is the recruiting office down the road stashing away WAY too many lanyards and E.T. phoning the hell out of their asses!
  19. Black Friday Sale!

    Do we need to print our online voucher for this to remain valid?
  20. Are bull nuts exotic? I've had those two/too lol! I eat my steak RARE but my nuts well done AHAHAHAHAHA
  21. I can SEE that Z3N is good at making assumptions lol
  22. I kinda forgot how conversations like this end up burning in flames. I withdraw my hand from the table. I'm folding. Blessings and Love
  23. Do you know how many people have been killed by cars? Both on accident and on purpose? Shall we then ban cars because they are directly responsible for them? They certainly are using your own logic.
  24. Christianity is as responsible for all that crap as a gun is for firing a bullet at a kid. MAN MAN MAN MAN MAN did all of that. Jesus Christ had nothing to do with it nor did the Belief System called Christianity. MAN IS RESPONSIBLE