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I just used my ninth eye powers to try and see what faffforever looks like. All that was revealed to me was...

Sir, I'm afraid you can't buy 10 boxes of adult diapers today. Can you please return those to the shelf? What do you mean I can't buy 10 boxes? I'm a FREE MAN! Um, well, sorry, we're just trying to prevent hoarding so everybody who comes to Aldi today can get what they need... NEED!? WELL WHO ARE YOU TO TELL ME I DON'T NEEEE-EEEED 10 BOXES OF ADULT DIAPERS!? THIS IS ALL TOTAL BULLSHIT!!! Oh God, sir, what on earth is that sticky goop oozing out from the bottom of your trousers? Eww, what the fuck, it's covering your all white Reebok walking shoes, now it's going everywhere, is that-- YES, IT IS, IT'S 100% FAFF, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT, HUH!? Oh, Jesus, look, just take the fucking diapers and get the fuck out of here, you need them more than we do. I ALWAYS get what I want, that's how I became a self-made man. Hope you enjoyed it!!! Clean-up in aisle five, please, bring the hazmat team...

Fascinating. I just called him and, since he's also a highland farmer now, mentioned Starjumper's duck-poop-on-lap problem. He had the brilliant idea of repurposing used surgical face masks as duck diapers, which, honestly, BLEW MY FUCKING MIND.

Uhhh, right, and "it is said" that Tupac is making an overland, on foot journey from LA to South America as we speak, all in order to seek out a master who can induct him into the Tienshan lineage. Maybe you should fire up the stove, it is said Tupac only eats strawberry crepes. I remember a few years ago you said your view on politics was "head for the hills," which seemed quite reasonable. It is said that this ethos turned into "head to the hills and then stay up there watching paranoiac YouTube conspirawacko videos while thoughtfully petting the duck on your lap as said duck thoughtlessly poops on your lap," which just all around is kind of a huge step backwards, G. The farm animals are cool, though.

Fuck fright. Invigilating is all it is.

Jesus. From that article we see the following: An analysis by ProPublica shows that the Chinese government’s covert attempts to wield influence on Twitter have persisted. Our examination of an interlocking group of accounts within our data linked the effort to OneSight (Beijing) Technology Ltd., a Beijing-based internet marketing company. OneSight, records show, held a contract to boost the Twitter following of China News Service, the country’s second-largest state-owned news agency. The news service operates under the United Front Work Department, an arm of the Chinese Communist Party long responsible for influence operations in foreign countries. OneSight declined to comment and China News Service did not respond to our inquiries. The United Front Work Department is where the Sichuanese nun Zhang Mingxin who is minting all those new-fangled Quanzhen "priests" overseas like @Nathan and other The Four Dragons guy in Texas works. They're a busy bunch.

Barack Obama's administration was deeply involved in helping the world to successfully deal with a major ebola outbreak, while Trump's administration eliminated much of the apparatus that was put in place to help prevent things like... you guessed it right, champ... fucking COVID. Trump? Common sense? Are you in a YouTube conspira-religion rabbit hole all day long these days? Don't plunge too deep or too fast down that rabbit hole, or you're gonna find the tip of your nose sliding into Joe Blast's anoushka sooner than you can say "lickety split."

I have zero difficulty believing this. I have personally stood in a hospital, clad in a medical gown doing rounds, standing in obedient silence while the doctor "teaching" me used every trick in her book to try and get a very sick and frail old man's family to remove him from the hospital. I was personally told by doctors in that same hospital that things like this happen all day, every day because the doctors are under pressure to have very low numbers of in-hospital death statistics each year. I got tired of having to keep silent when things like this happened (it was far from the only time) and realized that opening my mouth would change nothing, except for perhaps my ability to avoid living in a Chinese prison, so I did not continue my medical education in China. I made my final decision on the day when the political dissident-cum-prisoner of conscience Liu Xiaobo was discharged into the "care" of a hospital with late-stage liver cancer in 2017. I knew that the doctors in charge of his case would have been ordered not to save his life, even though at that time it was impossible to do so, anyway. I could not remain a part of such a "medical" system in any way, shape, or form. I believe it would constitute profound naivete to imagine that the people who were in charge of the medical system three years ago have suddenly become honest souls. They are almost certainly doing everything they can in their considerable power to try and create opportunity out of the humanitarian + public relations disaster the CCP has created this year. They better hope they are right about the "there is no afterlife" thing they believe in...

I believe that statistic means the total number of reported missing children that year. It includes children who ran away or disappeared (including multiple times) and kids who disappeared three years ago and still haven't turned up. If a kid runs away for 48 hours and then comes back, s/he is still a part of that number. See: https://www.missingkids.org/footer/media/keyfacts Think about it, if 460,000 kids totally disappeared, never to return, each year, then in the last 12 years 5,000,000+ kids would have disappeared. Edit: If there are ~130,000 K-12 schools in the US, then we can easily extrapolate that according to the 460,000 number each school would lose an average of more than three students per year, vanishing into thin air! Bigger schools would lose way more! If growing up in the US meant that each year three of your classmates got bodysnatched, we'd all be fucking traumatized and we'd be talking about this all the time, for our entire lives. My favorite thing about both conspiracy theories and pyramid schemes is that all you need to protect yourself from them is to sit down with a pencil and paper and do a little simple arithmetic for three minutes before committing to belief. Skip this simple step, and you are, as the Chinese say, "finished egg." This would mean that we would all know multiple families with missing children. I, for one, cannot think of a single American family I know which has had a kid permanently disappear for any reason. I know multiple families that have lost children due to murder and suicide, so it's not like I live in a bubble. I think the "millions of kids disappear all over the globe" obsession is promoted by the flat earth/Q-anon/annunaki/whatever internet conspira-religion. I know a person who believes that stuff and is convinced that the powers that be are drinking baby blood or harvesting baby kidneys or whatever. Sounds like a stupid fantasy to me, but hey, people need stuff to believe in. Some need to believe everything is Candyland, some need to believe we live in a B-movie.

The US is definitely turning out to be much more of a mess than I expected. But you believe those PRC stats?

You're defending your mediocrity. Whatever, I predict that within the next week: it will rain somewhere on earth, coronavirus will not disappear, and your drivel-laden threads will continue to get yelled at. Whatever. I'm stepping out of this thread. If you need more attention, you'll need to start a new one like "OMGZ I ALWYS DO FACIAL PHYSIOGNOMY AND ALSO PHRENOLOGY ON A CAMGIRL BEFORE I MASTURZBATE INTO MY OWN MOUTH TO MAKE SURE SHE'S AN ENGLIGHENED ASIAN PS ALIENZ LIVE IN MY BUTT AND THE CIA IS STEALING MY CRISPY DRY SEMEN SOCKS," I'm sure everybody can't wait for more of your brilliance and the highest, more rarefied reaches of the pure lands are preparing a castle in anticipation of your impending arrival...

Others already have, in explicit detail. If you are being sincere, all you need do is reread the many responses that already exist in your threads. If you are not being sincere, then my writing an epistle will serve no purpose. In either scenario, there is no need for me to write anything new. You need merely reread your own threads with humility and honesty. The choice is yours, kiddo.

ALL OF THEM Thank Laozi, no. I am merely telling you that @sean, before he absconded to some place cloud hidden, whereabouts unknown, made it very clear that racist, sexist, homophobic bullshit is not welcome here. Sure, neither are insults, but since Sean is not presently disposed to wielding the ban hammer or any other mod tools, sorry, you're just going to have to either shut the fuck up, or get used to being told to shut the fuck up, or stop being a racist, sexist, homophobic troll. If you choose the third path, please also try to reduce your stupidity, overconfidence, and inability to take advice from people smarter, wiser and more experienced than yourself. The choice is yours, kiddo!

All you do is troll. If there were mods, your posts would have been binned a long time ago. You don't listen to reason and you have ignored all polite requests to stop faff-splurting sexist, racist-fetishist, racist, homophobic and simply stupid tripe all over this website, so basically you've earned it. Wise the fuck up, shut the fuck up, or put the fuck up.

I'm pretty sure he's more of a Prince Andrew type of guy, but sadly he's just a half century too old to be Prince Andrew's type.

How can you not see the pearl of faff you somehow carelessly transported into your eye? Ah, yes, right, Faffforever can't see that he has faff in his eyes because there is faff in his eyes. Where are the assdens of yesteryear?

For Chrissakes I agree with you heartily. No need to move to Taiwan. Nothing to see here. Move right along. Airports are all presently closed, anyway. Buh-bye. Plus, Thailand has a higher population, so you have a statistically higher probability of finding an Asian woman insane enough to date you there, it's simple mathematics (no offense to Thai people, I am sure most women in your country are outstanding citizens, but there must be at least one wacko you would prefer just marries Heartbreak and moves back to Topeka with him, right?).

He seems to think that if he aims his faffrethra directly at his own faffmouth there won't be any mess, but really he gets sticky globs of faff all over his fingertips and somehow manages to leave a slime trail of limey pensioner faff everywhere, like some kind of nine stone, sunburned pink, varicose, liver spot adorned faff snail. Am I crying for help? SERENITY NOW, HELL THE FUCK YES I AM!

Just because your fantasies of giving him brain are very vivid, Does not mean he actually has one. @sean I know you're busy dude, but this place is gonna get overrun by Trumpists soon, remember what you said about excessively laissez-faire white boy shit being a gateway to neo-Nazis running the place? Yeah, well, your site might need five minutes of modding here, please and thank you.

Dear Faffforever, Would you stop faffing yourself before you come here? The way you faff onto your belly and then scoop the sticky, warm faff puddle up with your fingers and slurp it into your faffmouth really doesn't help, because we can still smell your faff breath while you faff at us. It's disgusting. And ineffectual. Btw, being the slovenly crank who sits at Starbucks watching RT on his phone (I bet it's got a huge crack in the screen you fixed with tape AND you watch it with the sound on in public, acting like you are at war with the nanny state, while actually just desperate for attention, even negative attention, mostly because you wish you had an actual nanny) with a huge frown on your face while glowering at other people's kids... Is... What is it?Ah, yes, it's creepy. Stop staring at the children, please. Essentially, your modus operandi is that of a low-ranking retired eunuch who's counting the days till reincarnation while using the free wifi to make up for his inability to ejaculate human goop by serially ejacking faff thoughts into the internet. Kinda lame, and all that faffing is gonna drain your enlightened little lower dantian, no matter how many espressos you pour into it. Why don'thca just stop? Aren't there activities you could be doing at the retired eunuch activity center? Perhaps you could apply to join the British SAS and go around the world saving people like they did in Thailand, should be easy since you're soooooo amazing and immune to all those (fake) diseases. (P.S. it's so unfair Starbucks doesn't give free refills, isn't it?)

Well, as you are inveterate faffer I suppose that explains why you can't seem to do much else but sit here and bloviate. Maybe the muscly British divers you're into will come save you from the well you are a frog in the bottom of some day, or at least sedate you long enough to give us some peace. Faffforever. That's a lot of Fs...

I did not "list what I feel gov responsibilities are." I listed things that the executive branch plays a major role in administrating. Since you insisted I answer your question, here are some for you: 1. Do you deny that the executive branch of the federal government plays role in the administration of: highways, air travel, electronic communication, satellite navigation, interstate and international commerce, agriculture, food safety, testing of pharmaceuticals, deposit insurance, and the electric grid? 2. Do you deny that you benefit from this administration? 3. Do you, as a computer owner who uses the internet, believe that you would be of capable of creating a computer and connecting to the internet without the federal government's executive branch executing its responsibilities? If your answer is yes, explain how you would get all of the parts necessary for your computer; how you would get electricity; how the internet would work; how you would connect to it. Direct, clear, concise answers. No dodges, no whining, no one-sentence snipes to change the subject. You can do it, smart man. 1, 2, 3 easy questions. Go.

Indeed. But he cannot face even the simplest of logic, and so seems to prefer trolling for kicks, or else is truly so stupid that he does not know what he's doing.

Amen.

He will be happy for the government's assistance at such a time, just as he (like most libertarians who reach this level of delusion) happily benefits from the government's responsibilities when he: -Uses the internet -Uses a phone -Eats food that is not poisonous -Takes medicines that are not poisonous -Drives on a highway -Uses GPS -Uses electricity The list is endless. This "the government has no responsibility" tripe is astoundingly obtuse. No wonder he ignores all counterpoints and instead opts for one-sentence snipes and whiny complaints. Seems unable to actually address what is said like a grown man would and should. He has no actual argument, just emotional attachment to the "self made man" fantasy.