Apech

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  1. Natural Law and Self-Preservation

    Banana ice cream! I'm jealous now. We have lots a fresh fruit at the moment - grapes, figs, melon, water melon, plums ... all very nice ... its a good season (late summer). I agree about rise wine ... a bit like drinking the water you did the dishes in.
  2. Natural Law and Self-Preservation

    You know I bet in Denmark they don't have a danish when they have a coffee. Life is full of food mysteries.
  3. Natural Law and Self-Preservation

    Hmmm ketchup ... do they still call it Catsup as well?
  4. ...

    Yea ... yea ... what he said.
  5. Natural Law and Self-Preservation

    Ah well we'd call them cow pats. Ok so I googled the Arabic for potato crisps its رقائق البطاطس ... I think this will help us with our quest for world peace. We can now go up to a Middle east person and say 'would you like a رقائق البطاطس' ...
  6. Natural Law and Self-Preservation

    Pommefrits is the french. So what you call chips I call crisps! Interesting. You used to get a little bag of salt with your crisps (chips) so you could sprinkle it on yourself. I'm quite partial to corn chips with a dip (say salsa for instance). Do you think they discuss these things at the G8 and G20 conferences? So they can standardise food names in the interests of international harmony and world peace. For instance what does chip mean in Syria? We are never told these things ... probably because the world press is a tool of the multinational global illuminati lizards types.
  7. The potential for enlightenment

    Maybe one has to stop being a people.
  8. Natural Law and Self-Preservation

    We call them chips and here in Portugal batatas fritas ... which can be confusing because they also call potato crisps batatas fritas. Inexact food nomenclature can be a dangerous thing.
  9. Natural Law and Self-Preservation

    Are you calling Freedom Fries by the name of French Fries again in the USA?
  10. Haiku Chain

    for instance, "terror." froze the petrified forest so dead in its tracks.
  11. Natural Law and Self-Preservation

    I thought about how it ain't easy in today's world being a Neanderthal
  12. Natural Law and Self-Preservation

    Luckily we have not fallen into the trap of using national stereotypes or anything like that.
  13. Natural Law and Self-Preservation

    Prussian: Ach! Vere is my empire, I only put it down vile I vas shagging dis pony. Bavarian: I do not know vere your empire has gone, perhaps der British stole it! Prussian: Dis is very likely those slimly Limeys! Bavarian: Never mind I haf ein sheep vould you like to share? Prussian: I did not know it was sheep shearing season.
  14. Natural Law and Self-Preservation

    So what you are saying is that men can have sex with horses but they won't have babies and Prussians lost their Empire ... which seems a bit careless ... a bit like losing your specs I assume they forgot where they put it.
  15. Natural Law and Self-Preservation

    What is the point of this thread? Sorry to hear that.
  16. Random Haiku Thread

    lonely on the street jostled by a thousand lives sea-gull in a storm. winged shape rising high I try to yell it's true name words die in my throat. there's no place for me abandoned here by heaven earth bound, soaked by rain.
  17. Could you guys test something for me?

    That's your firewood for the winter.
  18. Art As A Spiritual Quest.

    I'd give my right ear to do that.
  19. Xiao Yao Pai

    That's what I like about TBs I learn something new every day ... thank you.
  20. Haiku Chain

    to the post-office... red door, red box, read letters, stamp down on this now!
  21. Random Haiku Thread

    sitting beside road the tree bless the endless sky I just need a ride.
  22. Xiao Yao Pai

    I tried to follow this thread cos it looked kind of interesting ... but I don't know what XYP or FFS (ffs!) are ... so whatever you guys are doing ... stay safe
  23. Haiku Chain

    rise spontaneously... land with a bump on your rear one day you will fly.
  24. Is everyone assuming that we as the potential rescuer are not part of nature also ... if we are saving her is natural ... Good thinking.