Apech

Are you in mixed company ... you should stop that at once ... no telling what you might get up to. I agree the word Cat should not be uttered ... she might come and ban us all for ever ... the very thought scares me mouseless.

But I am a solemn oaf. So tell me!

What can't be named ... tell me ... tell me now!

That joke is offensive to cats. I demand an joke of equal proportions but weighted in favour of cats in order to address the balance.

good idea

Did you get an answer?

These are runes ... discuss them please ....

Salt and Peppa?

blue toes in flip-flops. (*sigh* fed up with correcting) blue crows on ship docks

Is growing within Down there beside my liver several gall stones. [several] Gall stones... silently, thrive. [and will be] [full grown] One day soon.

The mouse that can be squeaked of is not the eternal mouse. ... I'm sure that Lao Tzu wasn't singling mice out but meant all rodents.

Who are you to say there should be one dissenting argument! I think there should be three. At least three.

NO ... by which I mean yes.

That has the word time twice ... how could you possibly suggest such a thing! I am shocked and appalled ... on the other hand ... yea ... ok ... lets go with it.

Ever since I started reading this thread.

Eh?

How come Lao Tzu didn't mention this God?

how about "Yuletide Yatter"

I'm trying, I'm very trying.

No. no. no. not. not now. not ever. oh go on then.

I feel like a pudding. No really i do.

Ah here it is! Ok lets talk about Futhork ... anyone read The White Goddess by Graves?

Huh I'm not fooled by your agreement. I do feel targeted now. the world is against me and rightly so.

i don't agree with your arguing and shall continue to say so until you are sick of it and the thread gets locked.

I was away fro a whole week and no-one started a thread asking where I was. I hope you now feel valued and loved by Bums around the world.