Apech

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  1. Haiku Chain

    the truth is simple... so simple I already forget what it was.
  2. Haiku Chain

    self-renewing remains a shock in the autopsy organs come to life!
  3. Haiku Chain

    some swear was a snake... some swear was a f**king snake some don't swear at all.
  4. Haiku Chain

    theatre of blood it's a gushing performance gone in a heart beat.
  5. Anyway Ninps I think you got that conversation wrong, it went like this: Edison: Hey come and look at the blueprints for my new invention - the light-bulb. Bloke: Can't see them mate its too dark in here, hang on I'll just ... Edison: Wow! That's bright what the hell is it. Bloke: Just something I knocked up called a tungsten filament glass vacuum globe or TFGVG. Edison: Oh. Bloke: So where's your drawings? Edison: Oh I think I lost them ... suddenly ... by mistake ... Bloke: Well if they turn up give me a ring! Edison: A ring? How do you mean? Bloke : On this thing ... I call it a personal to person communicator or PTPC ... one day everyone will have them ... you just put in the number and it rings at the other end ...then you talk in here ... Edison: Yep I get the picture ... bastard ... Bloke: Hey I heard that and this conversation is being recorded so watch your language. Edison: Recorded! I don't see a scribe. Bloke: Nah ... there's no scribe ... see that wax cylinder with the horn thingy ... Edison: ....shit ....damn ...
  6. Ha ha ... I can't believe it I found this! Video Enhanced Gravemarker just when you thought you had an original idea ... but it wasn't an iThought was it?
  7. Taoist Philosophy

    Thanks Marbles, I am striving to be less reckless and wild . A good read. Reminded me of what's important again.
  8. Co-op? Spar? I don't know who had blue stamps I only remember Greenshield and tesco pink ones. Co-op do funerals they have place near us - conveniently close to a busy road.
  9. I quite fancy a move to Iceland, I'm quite partial to frozen foods but I think it would have been a big yes vote if you had offered to tow us to Tescos cos it would cut down the Taxi fares.
  10. I'm sure the iPhone has a coaster app for a normal cup ... so that makes sense that they should release the iPad for the larger drinking vessels. Perhaps then the iCosy for the intelligent teapot ... the possibilities are endless.
  11. No it was someone painting a portrait on an iPad - looks like a 'real' painting. Why can't you see youtube? I wouldn't waste an iPad on Rooney when a large heavy object would do ... like Gerrard for instance.
  12. Haiku Chain

    Natures' algebra Is there a divine order? Does it all add up?
  13. Haiku Chain

    Flowing back to self Three thousand posts and counting From Stig back to Stig. May the Haiku chain live for ever!
  14. Haiku Chain

    e is m,c-squared you ain't got the energy? then it's no matter.
  15. Haiku Chain

    This immortal thread with two thousand nine hundred and eighty six posts.
  16. Haiku Chain

    to while away time... with no consideration I can be thoughtless.
  17. Haiku Chain

    'It is dead easy ' would be ok.
  18. Haiku Chain

    How 'bout Solitaire? That's a lunatic idea, I've lost my marbles.
  19. Haiku Chain

    passing on the way I stopped at a wall to piss, Another gold rush.
  20. Haiku Chain

    being and doing... my fingers tap the keyboard making letters fly.
  21. Keep memories after death?

    I would suggest turning this question on its head. What are memories? If they are recorded imprints of experience then do they persist. If they do then if we forget them then why would we forget? Memory at least in part is a constituent of identity, we have a collection of specific memories which consciously and unconsciously go toward forming our unique personalities. If we accept some form of existence after death then the memory loss could be to do with a kind of loosening of this collection.
  22. Haiku Chain

    moving, shadow, light magic lantern movie show is it real, or not?
  23. Haiku Chain

    let the fun begin! a TV dinner at home it's entertainment. (do they still have TV dinners? or am I showing my age, again).
  24. Haiku Chain

    all good things follow... the path to the high mountain snow capped with sugar.