Apech

It has been exhausting placing mines at all the beaches and landing sites in Portugal. But I have finished now and am relaxing at home.

Look both ways at the zebra crossing.

Willie the pimp?

Is that you John Lennon?

I stopped taking a skate home from work when my neighbours said it was a bit fishy.

IEDs

I knew it!

Being a bad sport is not extreme.

Bem vindo

No, no you will be welcome with open arms. By arms I mean small arms or possibly an assault rifle or two.

Forthwith thou shalt be known as bradley.

Good to have a run before lunch.

Hi, It's great that you've have an interest in chi etc. and I agree that some claims seem a bit woo woo. But from my experience there's much benefit from studying this and related subjects. You'll get some help from here but you need to look at everything with a bit of a critical eye and decide for yourself what seems to work and what doesn't. My recommendation is to try a system that appeals to you for say three months and then review what the results are. If positive then carry on with it but if not try something else. The best possible outcome is to find a good teacher you can learn from in person. This may happen, it quite often does, when you are ready. The other thing you can do is read round the subject and its history to try to get a feel for the basis of what is going on. Then you'll have a good grounding to work from. Best wishes. A.