Epicurious

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  1. Need help!

    that dwane dyer dude dos it...i think...well...i think i think...ya...
  2. T'ai Your Own Chi

    ya...i find a dam good bounce on a bed with a game old gal ta be the foundation a my health happiness n peece a mind...each ta there own...freeform fukin...hahahahahahaha...bet theres money ta be made n a dvd a that...damn...
  3. Sexual Energy

    weeeeeee.....i gotta tingly.......must be cheeeeee.....ha....horseshit.....dr fidly...in tha name a sience who about ya stick yer ball sack in a ringer n crank the handle a few times...bet yall feel that from toe to tit n beyond ...an you...doobie dude....ya xeno...damn son...i got a blow job from a hooker n bangkok...son...damn...them old girls r tha best cos they can take out there teeth ya now ...anyhow...shit...when i shot i thought shed set offa a grenade in ma ass n broke ma back n blew ma hed of...ya gotta watch em finger nails boyz n girlz...anyhow...were was i...ha..had same thoughts back then...ya...horseshit...hahahahahahahahahahaha.....
  4. Nei Gong: Taoist Process of Internal Change

    as normin who liked stormin once said...bovine scatalogs...pie dude...shit son...it aint dullness...thats just whats in yer head...shit...disconnected...it aint that boy...its BEIN connected...gaddam...ya aint payin attention boy...n whyd ya go n sign up a new name mat...that cabin a yours got tha net n all that...kinda kills tha point a bein in isolation dont it...or did ya chickin outa that...hell if ya wanted a new name we coulda fownd one for ya...sumtin snapie like doormat...hahahahaha...damn...ya...all them folks meditatin all them thousands a years jest ta be DULL...gaddam...shoulda listned ta them folks who told ya ta lay offa them squirel brains...
  5. Has anyone tried the new Indium Supplement?

    circulation...s all in the circulation...
  6. Top Ten Taobums of All Time

    dude...word
  7. new Forum (split...) suggestion?

    ha...dont be hard on the boy darin...ya know how ya used ta play drs n nurses when ya was a youngun...well...dr fidleys just wantn ta play drs n drs ...hey fidley...ya dont have ta learn nuthin ta find some fella who'll jam a latex glove up yer ass for yer all full a fist... them sorts aint jest in ya dreams...
  8. Beijing?

    fidly in the beijing hood eh...shit...well expect there may be a few lonely types lookin for a 'special' friend to keep em company n such like...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...backs to the walls boys!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...only kiddin with ya son...pass me the soap while yer down there...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...shit...ya need to be workin on your ENGLISH boy afore ya go off n think ya can learn the civilized tung...god help the poor bastards whod need ta rely on you for there tai chi lessons...why dont ya goin find some poor bastards wife ta cheet with...ya...youd make a fine example of moral behavior...shit...be a real shame if the husband court up with ya...lessen hes lookin fer a special friend also..
  9. Buddhism transcends the Tao

    shit...weres ma balloon...all this hot air goin ta waste...havent you boys heard a global warmin...
  10. the hidden meaning of relationships

    shit...you younguns...ya aint very bright are yeh...damn answers easy...humility is bein yourself without the bullshit n posturin n seein shit the way it is n not bein opinionated bout it...damn...means shit aint right nor wrong just is...ha...n yall call yourself taoists...shit...
  11. Shindo Yoshiharu, Bathing Methods, and Layers of Socks

    circulatin...thats all...keep it good n youll be fine...
  12. retention makes you gay

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...its all inside ya boy...quite litraly...shit...well take it from your answer that you is indeed takin an not givin...hell son...dont be goin all self hatin...just be yourself n take it like a man...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...damn...why dont you n 11.33 n the white tigger all arrange ta meet up sometime...they surly dont like the ladies...recon ya all could be 'special friends' ...oh n son...you understand jack shit bought pretty much everythin ya bullshitin bout...jack shit...
  13. shit...ya dont do yer homework...ha...bet thats what all the teachers say ta ya...anyhow...it aint thinkin nor 'thought' thats the problem...its WRONG thinkin...shit...go get your books boy an do yer studyin stead of asking stupid questions all time...goddam kids today are to damn lazy...shit...quick son...look in the mirror..you got any scars round the forhead...
  14. sall in the circulatin...cold stuff screws it up...all health comes down to yer circulatin...have what yer want but dont be piggin out all the time...lots a green leafy vegeys...darker the better...whfoods.org have some fine recipes...chili...mmm...eat yer vegeys an ya wont be cravin the bad shit...ya could try the hay diet n not mix yer protein n carbs...some folks swear by it...remember...its all in the circulatin..
  15. ha...bullshit son...dont you be worrin...noone gives a toot about your bitchin...all sounds like its comin out ya ass anyhow...try gettin it into your THICK teenage skull that this here little world aint revolvin around your good self...shit...your an open book an you dont even have pretty pictures to look at...if ya cant play with the big boys git back to yer porn an take out yer frustration that none a the gals like ya there...damn..what your mama do to you ta get ya this pissy...