Bum Grasshopper

Life's a bitch, then you die. Death is a bitch too.

Only when I have the DADS- day after drinking shits

Who cares what you smell like when you can have a three way with complete strangers in the park

Good to have you back Drew! I so enjoy reading your cosmic pornography I have read that the full moon is powerful because we not only get the yang energy from the moon it's self, but from the sun that is reflected off the earth, providing some yin chi as well.

Reminds me of the Jackass clip when he ate beans and other gaseous foods and went to a yoga class.

I just started reading this book and I think I am finally starting to get it! I am concerned though, because the verbage is quite a bit different from the other interpretations I have seen. Anybody familiar with this version? Any comments?

I guess I have a better chance of getting a transmission from the clouds than I do from Max . That is if it doesn't kill me!

As a speaker of many who have no means of a physical transmission, I do the best I with what I have. If it becomes possible to attend a seminar, I will. If not, oh well. It seems that the gifted are centered around the west coast for some reason. I value all that I have learned from books and the Internet, but frankly, there are no apparent Tao Masters in Midwestern US. Max was born in Michigan, but thrived elsewhere. Maybe we should all move to Hawaii or California. That is where all the enlightenment is

The psyllium alone will give you the "big dump" The Clay is negatively charged, attracting toxins such as heavy metals which are positively charged into the colon where it is dispelled. The psyllium and clay complement each other. The psyllium expands in the colon, giving the clay more contact and aids in expulsion. The clay absorbs the toxins and holds them there. The first fast will clean your colon and remove a lot of toxins. You will feel much better very quickly. However, there may still be toxins in the system. Why not take advantage of your clean colon and get more out? After the fast and subsequent dump, eat smaller portions of good food and take smaller doses of clay for a time. You will be glad you did.

I do them whenever I feel sluggish or when my digestion gets out of whack. Usually about 3 or 4 times a year. After the initial fast, I take a tablespoon a day until the bottle is gone. I continue the psyllium regimen though, It keeps me regular. I also read that psyllium and clay can help you pass a drug screen! I am not familiar with the aloe leaf and marshmallow root additives, but if it doesn't cost you anymore $$ why not?

I do a 2 or 3 day fast drinking 2 tablespoons psyllium 2 tablespoons Sonne's 3 times a day until you take that "special" dump. Believe me, you will know when it happens! Then I will do 2 tablespoons psyllium and 1 tablespoon Sonne's first thing in the morning before eating until I finish it. I try to eat sensibly during this time. Some have said that Sonne's can have a drying effect, but I have not had this problem. I have not noticed any difference between name brand psyllium and the generic stuff, but beware some products are laced with sugar or artificial sweeteners you might have an aversion to.

It is scientific fact that when in light meditation, your brain is abundant in alpha waves. In deep meditation, theta. When monks perform extraordinary feats, they are brimming with gamma waves. Would it not be helpful to know what your brain is emitting during your practice? Such information supplements what you already know or feel. Brainwave entrainment will key you in to specific frequencies. When I do a meditation dealing with visualizations or movements, I want to be in an alpha state. When trying to connect to the subconscious or inner self, theta. Gamma seems to tie everything together. Hope this helps.

If you try it you will get it. I do not have access to high tech EEG devices, but the brainwave entrainment and low tech devices I can afford lets me know when I am in alpha, theta beta or gamma state. I learned this very quickly relatively speaking. If anything eles, it is FUN! Are they needed? NO! Can you progress with out them? YES! Can they help you progress? YES! The choice is yours.

Agreed. Let's take meditation out of the dark ages and into the new millennium. We have the technology, why not use it? Bruce Lee did. I wonder what Lau Tzu would have done if he had access to such a device. With such tools we can shave years, heck even decades off traditional time lines. Did the ancients know it all, or did we evolve to find a better, quicker way? I am leaning toward the latter. It is best to learn from the past, but our time is now. Why not enjoy the fruits of our discoveries? Lao Tzu may have taken an ox and a cart to travel 25 miles in one day, but my car can travel 25 miles in 30 minutes. Is Lao's way better than mine, or did we end up in the same place? Possibly I may have missed some of the details, the smells, the sights along the way. Or is my way BETTER because I have more time to play when I get to the destination? All I know it it is the way now. Who has an ox in the garage? I will look at the old ways and apply it to the new. Enough of the secrecy, mysticism and encryption. Let's apply the Tao to what it means NOW, not what it meant a thousand year ago. That is if we really know what they meant in the first place.

I have this one. Wild divine It's a lot of fun!

Big Time Tai Chi!

Humble too!

I use audio visual brainwave entrainment using a flashing led goggle device synchronized with isocronic pulses tuned to specific frequencies to achieve similar results. Entraining to beta frequencies have been proven to boost I.Q. as well as help with ADHD.

If she becomes pregnant, consider it karma. The way of the tao.

Resveritrol found in red wine in it's concentrated form is said to activate the same gene without starving. Resveatrol

It is good to see you are getting support here in the U.S. Are there any exercises, herbs or meditations we can do in anticipation of the DVD?

Anyone here been taking Resveritrol? Sounds too good to be true. I have just received my free 30 day supply. According to some reports you feel benefits as little as 2 weeks. Just wondered if any bums can give an educated non biased opinion.