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  1. The Chicken or the Egg?

    If VH says gurumayi was good and baba was good, it must be true. It is obvious Buddha confirmed this or deep meditation revealed it. Is there any reason why it should be doubted? Listen to VH, follow the dharma. Save yourself from the God/Self that is waiting to grab your dependently originated soul. Is there a way to exorcise God/Self? I am thinking of hanging VH's pic on my windows to scare away God/Self. I get shivers thinking of God/Self. Thank God Buddha and VH are here to clear us up from the clutches of God/Christians/Hindus/Jews. They are all good, they all teach good stuff, but they are incomplete. So says Buddha .. if you have issues go deal with Buddha or Dalai Lama. I have learnt this truth in meditation. They cannot be wrong. My meditation cannot be wrong. Its just you are all wrong, you all hate me and don't agree and retort to abuse. Don't you see how hard I am trying to convince you that Buddha's path is the only complete path? I have relaxed my stringent rules for your sake and even stooped down to the level of saying - other paths have good stuff too, even if useless and rabid. What more cordial behavior you expect from me or VH? You guys, you demand way too much... OOOOMMMMMM ....gosh, my new age self is not kicking in...I may need some Tequila now...
  2. The Chicken or the Egg?

    Brother you're great. It is this attitude of your questioning everything that really has made me your fan. Why should it matter if someone answers? Or should it matter even if someone does? We ask questions...and we answer...after all it is one or two who don't like us Buddha brands here, the threads are filled with replies from those who adore us...oh no, sorry not the threads, PMs. People here do some mumbo jumbo qigong, or some vipassana. They have no clue, no experience of transmission from the highest master (read Namkhai Norbu), confuse silly bliss as deep states. I bet they can't understand your depths of meditation. I mean is it not just enough to see the number of posts and the number of names dropped on these threads by you to understand how much you know and what all you know? They don't understand..but we, the compassionate ones need to come back and tell them how much we know, how correctly we know and what they don't know at all. On second thought, do we know it all? Of course, Buddha said, thusness said, Dalai Lama says, it has to be true. I am sure this is also what I saw in deep meditation just before I slept yesterday. But these guys don't get it do they? Deeep breath...eeeeeeem ... zap and the New Agey side of my schizophrenic brain kicks in... brother, let it go, release it all...the hurt of boys and girls making fun of you, tramping all over you - let it go...let it go through a repetition of the same treatment meted out to these samsaric beings, if it helps. Anything for you man
  3. The Chicken or the Egg?

    Brother, I never ever dare to disagree with you for I care too much for your well-being... Okay, no me, you, Miakelz and Dwai are all good, so is Dalai Lama and Namkhai Norbu. Let's just stick to criticizing Dwai's religion, how his ancestors attacked Buddha and tried to kill him? But we, as a team, won't resort to that. We will, out of compassion to these samsaric beings, only try to repeatedly point out how incomplete their paths are, how screwed their religions are and how wasted their lives are. I mean is it not evident from the amount they write on this forum and time spent here? Do they have a life like us or what? But let's get back to being compassionate and uplift them by telling how incomplete their paths are and how they will get sucked into samsara by leading lives that involve more than this forum! Some ignorance that is... They may not listen to us now and carry on with their lives, but we will keep up our efforts, make sure we declare through long posts of Thusness that we alone are right and others are wrong - let's do that till our last breath brother. What better thing we have than argue? OMMMMMMMMMMMM...take a deep breath and I am back to my New Age loving personality - brother let go of everything...let go of words like character, assassination, assault etc. They indicate a deep rage that can be physical. Retention, constipation many reasons for that. Let go...let go... Release method marketed by old EFT people is good. If you like, I will try my best to get it approved by Buddha, Dalai Lama, Namkhai Norbu and gurumayi. I will try for Muktananda's approval as well, but can't promise (Jesus, pardon me for this failure sob sob). And then we can go, release it all and come back with a fresh mind to tell others how incomplete and useless their paths are. Buddha would be disappointed if we didn't do that. I also notice that your zeal for converting others has slowed from this morning. Brother, don't let silly comments come in the way of your dhamma. Dhamma has to be followed, incomplete paths need to be criticized and subdued. To criticize the path, the follower needs to be criticized as well, but it is for his own good. After all, Buddha never said "hate the sin and not the sinner". That was my stupid sweet Lord Jesus... anything for you brother....to make you happy I am planning to hold a placard Buddhism is the only way and stand in front of the pizza place beside my house...anything for you
  4. Haiku Chain

    You really understand me!! I tried to stick to the norm, but then I had to edit as this didn't go with what i was trying to say. Jesus pardon my sins
  5. The Chicken or the Egg?

    Throw it all out brother... the millions of Christians and Hindus and Jews may not listen to you, may not appreciate your effort to convert everyone to Buddhism, but they don't understand your special needs - for attention, recognition and love, they are selfish.. I am not one of them... I agree, I will buddha-ize myself if that helps you pass your exams in Buddhaland my compassionate Bodhisattva ..anything for you, you're not alone in this battle against the evil Hindu Brahmin dwai - I and Maikaelz are with you..we shall leave no stone unturned to proove the ignorant world that only we and of course Buddha are right. And also Dalai Lama and Namkhai Norbu and (your list goes here). anything for you brother
  6. The Chicken or the Egg?

    Yes brother agreed ... Buddha preached for many years in scorching Indian sun in clear words. Jezuz simply had samsaric fun, may be smoked a pot or two and confused people. Hold my hands daddy and help me take baby steps towards Buddha. I am such a sinner, I like Jezuz and not Buddha.. redeem me O great and compassionate Bodhisatva. Man, now I am the sick puppy Hmmm...take a deep breath, and regain my New Age wiccan abilities. Brother, drop that bamboo staff you inherited from Buddha and continue to flash here. I am worried you may injure yourself with such toys. Are there no parents watching out for kids' safety anymore? Ah! America continues to sink - first it is not Buddhist and now the parents are irresponsible !!!
  7. Haiku Chain

    Free me through tantra But am I not already free Wasteful to free freedom
  8. The Chicken or the Egg?

    I am a freak, I take donations, I am subjectively and objectively colored, I rocking horse, I am self diagonising, I am displacing, I am bad, Buddha is good, dwai is the worst and dalai lama's portfolio to enlightenemnt is the only authentic one . I agree with all of this brother. Anything to help you through this journey of life that you have made so agonizing for yourself. Anything for you brother, anything to ease you of the pain, I am even ready to accept that Buddha won the bamboo staff fight he had with my sweet lord jezuz
  9. The Chicken or the Egg?

    Yes brother, throw that all out. The heavy words, internet quotes, anger, sense of superiority, frustration at not being heard and recognized by others, sense of deprivation, struggle to fit into a society that simply doesn't understand - let that all go. The Hindu gurus who promised you super powers and the frustration you faced when that did't happen, let that go. Yes, Buddha is a good guy, a great guy. Dalai Lama is the best - if that makes you feel safe, secure and peaceful, that is what it is. You don't like Tao, let that go as well... You want to call Tao confirming to Buddha's teaching and brand it acceptable, sure, we can do that as well. Anything for you brother .... let it all go, clean your pipes. Chop, cut, shout, scream...they key is to let go and love ...does renaming Vedanta and Christianity to Vedanta (incomplete) and Christianity (insane) help you feel better - sure we can do that. You need to let go and feel better brother, if not for your sake, for poor darlin Miakelz who looks up to you as his mentor, support and bodhisatva. Let it all go... its all about you, your ideas and of Buddhas. Don't bother about others...stay focussed on you and we shall attempt the same.
  10. The Chicken or the Egg?

    Dwai, send VH some hugs. He needs them. The Buddhists have left him cold and bitter. He want's to win, not in life, not through material or in meditation, but in this debate. Why can't you give him at least this one small pleasure? You need to appreciate all his long winded posts. I do, even the screaming PM he sent himself (i.e. me aka his mirror-image now. He is trying so hard to balance between what he things is his cool image with his all-knowing, enlightened Bodhisatva robe. He wants to win by talking and let him do that. Send him love, send him hugs, be New Agey even if Miakelz yells at you. As the good ol Oprah branded Tolle teaches, imagine his yelling and screaming to be a Cher song and you will start enjoying it. New Age is good, it is fun, it is new. He is sharing his experiences, he is venting all that pent up hard feelings. You are earning merit by allowing him to do that.. You cannot take away the one thing he has in his life - his attachment to his old baggage, Buddhism and to Dalai Lama's tirades. Letting go of that is not going to be easy and we need to support him through this arduous journey. Let him read, quote and share his experiences. Listen, smile, recognize his sick-puppiness and hug again...Look at the words he uses: revenge, winning, incomplete, "my" experience, deeper. This is all the trauma that the poor puppy has undergone talking and not him ... show some love dwai, will you... VH, let it all out brother, we're here for you. Clean those pipes now ... You guys don't do a group hug here are Tao Bums? Man, you need some old freakin Jesusfreak hugs on this forum
  11. The Chicken or the Egg?

    You seem to have been scarred with all the intensity and bitterness flows through your posts. Dwai, VH deserves your sympathy. You should let him think of himself as the bodhisatva and enjoy mikaelz's admiration and awe. That will heal him. He has been debating, has possibly had a deprived childhood with parents embracing new age cultures, abuse from gurus like Muktananda etc. He is like a sick puppy who seeks attention and will scream, crap, bite and growl if he does not get it. New Age Hinduism has done nothing but bad and whacked up many like VH and Mikaelz leaving them confused, bitter and with contradictory clingings. This shall pass too. While he holds on to his current Buddhist fanatism like a child clinging to a doll or a puppy to its bone, pet him, feed him and help him heal. Love alone heals. Grounding can follow later. Please be kind to him.
  12. The Chicken or the Egg?

    Are you a part of some Buddhist Missionary that is experiemnting with some new conversion tactics? Or raising funds for Tibet that operates from underground and lives on the mercy of a stupid Hindu country? I have seen you often on sangha and people there know you are no more than a big mouth. So this is where you now moved with your baggage. Talking of hierarchy, Buddhists seem to have as much hierarchical divisions and bickering amongst themselves as anyone else, if not more. Look at the state of Tibet today. With some many high beings and so much of merit, why are they living like beggars at the mercy of the bigotted Hindus? The two of you really shame the worthy Buddhists. I hope you see the light of dhamma soon and not simply read and talk about it. VH, your sacral and root chakras look blocked and grainy. Some good yoga, breathing and meditation will do you a lot of good than all this talking. Mikaelz energetically looks lot more stronger and evidently because he has some practice. I don't see any central channel or spleen issues with Mikaelz. And I need to apologize for looking into your energy bodies without permission.
  13. The Chicken or the Egg?

    How is this not true in your case? You believe what some guy named Buddha said or what some guy named Dalai Lama said. You have energy issues and agreed can't sit tight and meditate for more than a couple minutes. How are you qualified in any way to preach Buddhism? Why do you feel the need the convince everyone here about the greatness of Buddhism? Your accusation simply mirrors itself. I read some other threads by you on the front page. You recently got into Buddhism, liked it and now you want to endlessly talk about it. You probably still have doubts and you want to seek confirmation through these debates and feel secure that you're on the right path. I doubt that will be of much help. Hindus, Christians, Jews, Moslems all got it wrong. Only Buddha got it right. What if it was he who missed the point? Ever considered that possibility? Are you not too attached to your ideas? Why can't you meditate and validate your experiences before you talk? At least the Christian has had a vision of Christ and has something to talk about? and you?