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  1. Practical Taoism and Sex

    To qualify for spiritual cultivation using sex, one has to be completely free of lust and sexual desire. Their heart should also be open so they are able to connect with a partner at a heart level. If these requirenments are not met, then the connection will occure at a solar plexus/navel/dantian with energy strands ripping into "you" and connecting you with your partner energetically. Feeling "butterlies" in your stomach, no desire to eat, etc are all physical monifestations of this. When you "brake up", the energy strands are ripped away and will leave a hole that will take some time to repair. There all kind of "sick" feelings associated with this. So, the solar plexus/navel/dantian connection is not what you want, unless you want to hinder your spiritual progress. M.
  2. Serious Offer

    There can be only one "Michelle", and it's certainly not MichelleD(isqualified). Well, duhhhhh. Men are sexual beings, far more them women. You see something wrong with that? Plus, as mat black pointed out, you draw wrong conclusions. Out of over 1,000 registered members that are mostly males, only 1-2 % responded. Wow, indeed, it was "like moths to a flame". I can get a better response if I go to a women's forum and tell them i need "a few willing" to spend my money on shopping with no strings attached. It's going to be for the chapter 9 of my forthcoming book "Wife - a legal prostitute".
  3. New John Chang Video

    Hi, It's a combination of teachings from Master Yi Wu and from a master back home connected with the rise of spiritual cultivation in Siberia and closely related to norther China. Each part addresses training of specific topics like body, mind, or spirit, and each depends on other parts to be successful. Max
  4. Happy Birthday Sean!

    Everyone, happy b-day. Ok, I'm done for this year.
  5. Serious Offer

    Thought so. A team of experienced Daoist Sexual Mastur... I mean Cultivators are ready to serve... not.
  6. Serious Offer

    What are your qualifications MissD?
  7. New John Chang Video

    Yeah, I've seen that video a month or so ago. Lei Shan Dao path seems to produce these kind of effects, although, to me, it doesn't reflect nor negate a level of spiritual development those man can posess. I'm training a method that produces simular effects on the body although those are viewed as mere side effects. The three worms within like that kind of shit. By the end of the year we will make our own video. Max
  8. Dog and Cat's Diary

    The Dog's Diary 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing! 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! The Cat's Diary Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards! There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now!
  9. http://www.meditationexpert.com/measuringmeditation.html and 2 meditation books by Nan Huai-Chin Working Toward Enlightenment: The Cultivation of Practice To Realize Enlightenment: Practice of the Cultivation Path
  10. The sand ball is not good enough for "bouncing". I will have to get a 5" or 8" ball but will probably go to Target instead of web.
  11. The trunk of my tree

    You can still post it on YouTube but don't name it in any meaningful way and don't use keywords that people would search for. This way no one will find it if they search for it.
  12. Cool post Keith, thanks. Very inspiring, and I even almost got up and went out to get some balls... hehe. The way I do it, though, is with a wire hitter but the effect is probably different, plus I would never recommend a wire hitting to anyone unless their celibate and do a lot of sitting/chi kung/taiji practices. I have a 4" soft ball filled with sand so I'll try it and share the results later.
  13. Electronic voting machine fraud uncovered

    Florida fraud is nothing comparing to what happened in Ohio the last two elections...
  14. "The Secret" hits it bigtime!

    Try Magnetic Millionaire by Matt Furey- it' actually goes deeper into the whole thing.
  15. One Move

    Exactly. Some of the people I study with are puzzled when I tell them that I don't really care about all the other forms my taiji teacher will eventually teach me. One is enough. It will develop all the internal skills that can be applied to life in general or any physical contact with another being. If the movement becomes a moving meditation, then it doesn't really matter what you do. Like that guy standing for years to become a powerful MA or the guy that for years were trying to uproot a tree.
  16. McKenna, the I Ching, and 2012

    Not soon enough...
  17. Mirko Cro-Cop

    I was watching some Cro-Cop fight endings- very impressive... Can't wait for him to get to the UFC and make Tim Silvia cry. http://www.mirko-crocop.com/?id=7
  18. Mirko Cro-Cop

    Cro-cop story: ... Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Hev27Yo70s ... Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwIvBqmPgj4 ... Part 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZgIGmFFxE8 ... Part 4: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpsJPGljEYY ... Part 5: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuSHgMhm88k ... Part 6: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JclwjX_mXVo ... Part 7: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1yKl5KEQjY ... Part 8: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AuFrPKhDiA
  19. I've read from a few sources that most of the damage to weather is done by nuclear testing.
  20. white skeleton meditation

    http://www.meditationexpert.com/Skeleton.h...ion/10/Skeleton
  21. If you ever find yourselfself agreeing with a champion debator M. Winn, you're either given up on Life or have to get out of the house more often. One can certainly have an enlightened mind before the body, and there are cases when the body had to "catch up" and only after many years a master could display abilities. Plus, many masters, especially in Buddhism, do not display superpowers because of the danger a student can side-track on the path. If you read LiPing's book, he trained really hard to get where he is. If we meditate 5-6 hours a day, it's only a matter of time before stuff starts happening. But again, to me the importance of a evolved teacher is to point you in the right direction and correct you when you side-tracked. That's the main reason why people fail, besides not practicing.
  22. The following is just my personal opinion here and I'm not trying to put down anyone's beliefs.... If you question abilities of a master as being a fraud, would you question a master that doesn't display any abilities as a fraud? My point is, there are some people that have superpowers. Having special abilities doesn't mean they are spiritually evolved. It may be because of their particular training, being born with it, whatever. So saying this, why exactly are you stepping on this path? Is it because you want to grow as a human being or you want to become a part of a circus? Wisdom can not be faked. The energy of words spoken can't be faked either. And that what usualy separates masters who can see things as they are and can uplift and support you where you need the most, and those who have have "flash" but no clue. I believe David has a lot to offer, and my opinion doesn't involve superpowers or his masters. if I get money and time, i'll go and train with him.
  23. True. Plus you're not going to study with Wang LiPing but with David, with a promise of possibility of meeting some other master to get "empowerment".