chegg

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  1. Bias against New Age

    I don't think its too strange. I believe that you are made in God's image. That means that you as a father would feel exactly the same way as God the father would feel. Anyway, I understand what you are saying. Bless you ronko :wub: :wub:
  2. Bias against New Age

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  3. What would you ask a master?

    Well said BKA. If he charges that kind of money then, well, as Brian would say, "hmmmm". Bless u BKA :wub:
  4. What would you ask a master?

    Blessings of Pyro-Illumination :wub: :wub: :wub:
  5. What would you ask a master?

    Good question Dorian. I've heard there are monks in certain monasteries that are given appointments/titles according to how much powers they possess (they refer to it as 'charisma'). Of course, there have been Charismatic figures throughout history that have abused that power. Bless you Dorian :wub: :wub:
  6. What made YOU laugh today/tonight ?

    Shit happens contuinued.......... CHARISMATIC: This is not shit and it doesn't smell bad. MASONIC: Shit happens, but we can't discuss it during Lodge. RED CROSS: Shit happens - send money. EVANGELICAL: Praise God in spite of this shit cause this shit ain't gonna last much longer. JAINISM: Your Shit should not harm anything. SHAMANISM: Shit Happens while dreaming. :o
  7. I think I meant that I posted a trollish poll but I did not realize it at the time. Then I proceeded to take part in the troll-poll. So I got trolled by the poll. That makes me a subconscious-self-troller Or to use a more scientific term trollus-selfus-subconsciousnessus .....
  8. I think the entire poll seems like it is a bit of a troll I think I even trolled myself Blessings :wub: :wub:
  9. Ok, ok I added it in for you at the bottom. You may refer to it as the "The Nungali Option" .......
  10. So whats the real reason you still post here, If you don't mind me asking ? .......
  11. I don't know how to change it to a private poll. Can someone please do it for me ? Blessings :wub:
  12. I'm not really interested who voted for what. Just the overall numbers. By the way, you can make more than one selection ! (Delete your vote and reselect if you like) edit: I think I chose about 10 of them. lol. Bless you Marblehead :wub:
  13. What made YOU laugh today/tonight ?

    I no comprende. (ed: I don't think we get that show)
  14. What made YOU laugh today/tonight ?

    TAOISM: Shit happens. CONFUCIANISM: Confucius say, "Shit happens". ZEN: (What is the sound of shit happening?) JESUITISM: If shit happens and when nobody is watching, is it really shit? CATHOLICISM: Shit happens because you are bad. PSYCHOANALYSIS: Shit happens because of your toilet training. SCIENTOLOGY: Shit happens if you're on our shit list. ZOROASTRIANISM: Bad shit happens, and good shit happens. UNITARIANISM: Maybe shit happens. Let's have coffee and donuts. RIGHT-WING PROTESTANTISM: Let this shit happen to someone else. JUDAISM: Why does shit always happen to US? REFORM JUDAISM: Got any Kaopectate? (Kaopectate = treatment for diarrhea) MYSTICISM: What weird shit! AGNOSTICISM: What is this shit? ATHEISM: I don't believe this shit! NIHILISM: Who needs this shit? AZTEC: Cut out this shit! QUAKER: Let's not fight over this shit. FORTEANISM: No shit?? 12-STEP: I am powerless to cut the shit. VOODOO: Hey, that shit looks just like you! NEWAGE: Visualize shit not happening. DEISM: Shit just happens. EXISTENTIALISM: Shit doesn't happen; shit is. SECULAR HUMANISM: Shit evolves. CHRISTIAN SCIENCE: Shit is in your mind. BUDDHISM: Shit happens, but pay no mind. SHINTOISM: Shit is everywhere. HINDUISM: This shit has happened before. WICCA: Mix this shit together and make it happen! HASIDISM: Shit never happens the same way twice. THEOSOPHY: You don't know half of the shit that happens. DIANETICS: Your mother gave you shit before your were born. SEVENTH DAY ADVENTIST: No shit on Saturdays. JEHOVAH's WITNESSES: No shit happens until Armageddon. MOONIES: Only happy shit really happens. HOPI: Corn fertilizer happens. BAHA'I: It's all the same shit. STOICISM: This shit is good for me. OBJECTIVISM: Our shit is good for you. EST: If my shit bothers you, that's your fault. REAGANISM: Don't move; the shit will trickle down. FASCISM: Shit makes the trains run on time. CARGO CULT: A barge will come and take all the shit away. EMACS: Hold down Control-Meta-Shit. DISCORDIANISM: Some funny shit happened to me today. RASTAFARIANISM: Let's smoke this shit. lol
  15. What made YOU laugh today/tonight ?

    Q. What did one Taoist say to the other? A. Nothing ROFL ! :wub:
  16. Fuck karma

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  17. Fuck karma

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  18. Fuck karma

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