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The parable's Jesus taught with contained Kabbalistic symbolism just like the book of revelations..... if you have the eyes to see and the ears to hear.

Sounds like your spontaneously in an early stage of kundalini awakening with the noises and swaying. How old are you? These things usually happen in seven year cycles and at the ages of 21, 28, 35 and 42 kundalini really erupts!

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I dont know what it is, sorry.

Yep, sleep paralysis sucks. Its usually the first stage of an OBE and if you can overcome the fear you will either pop out of your body or have a kundalini rising. Nice intro and welcome to da Bums.

Welcome to da Bums, Frankie AKA Franky. So what external arts do you do?

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Welcome to da Bums, caat.

2. Taoism do not allow people to keep, raise, or take control of ghost babies, dead souls, demons, devil, or evil gods. ..... ever heard of Cthulhu?

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I didn't even notice that was B.K.F.! I love his "Power of the Internal Martial Arts".

Mmmm... if you get a brain worm from pork..... will it taste like pork?

We were friends and neighbors for a year and a half emailing and stuff. She became my sci-fi movie buddy when my sister had her second kid and one night after watching a movie she wanted to see as a thank you for all the sci-fi movies she was enduring, she kissed me...... sigh. I honestly didn't think she was interested in me because she is pretty hot and 10 years younger than me. She must have been giving me signals but I was missing them. Before her I have had maybe 4 girlfriends over 20 years because of the ascension thing. I dont have that much experience with women obviously.

If anyone her shouldn't have found a girlfriend its me. I am a 42 year old virgin who is psychotic in my training at times. I once spent weeks learning to meditate standing in "Golden Cock Stands On One Leg" and ended up completely zoning out and hurting myself. I am a freak show when it comes to cultivation. But I layed it all out on the line with her early on. My girl is a personal trainer too. She understands the search for perfection since she pretty much works out seeking the same sort of thing. She is also pretty spiritual. I even told her my life goal of Ascension and she didn't bat an eye but she also doesn't really buy into it which is fine. I dont know if she will ever be my training partner but she see's how much I love to practice taijiquan and now she wants me to teach her. We've even talked about meditation and qigong. I dont think she will ever be my training partner but she definately is already my biggest supporter even in my goal of ascension. Women are amazing creatures!

Not everyone here thinks you NEED a teacher. I think the right person with the wrong method will succeed and the wrong person with the right method will fail.

I was under the impression that you passed it on for several generations if you got spiritual achievements.

Wow.....

You haven't failed until you quit.

I've gone ova/lacta vegetarian but I eat bacon on the Lords day because if he didn't want us eating bacon He wouldn't have made it taste crazy awesome! EDIT: I was vegetarian from 1988-2000 with very little cheating.

LOL.. yeah, I like to know how old people are and I like photos too. Sorry if I came off as insulting but your first post really made you sound really young. Not that its a bad thing to be young. I just like to know who I am talking to. Sorry. Aleister Crowley is supposed to have levitated once on command. He sat in a chair tensed up every muscle in his body and appearently levitated. That makes me think his was a kundalini related phenomena.... if it really happened. St Teresa of Avila says that levitations are an early sign in mystics and happens often which again, makes me think levitation is a kundalini thing. Flying however seems to be different and more of an alchemical transformation of the physical body. I've thought it might have something to do with ley lines too. Evelyn Underhill has a section on flights I think as does one of my favorte book to look up mystical things, MYSTERIES, MARVALS, MIRACLES by John Cruz. It has tons of flying saint stories. Do you seperate levitation from flying or do you take them as steps of the same thing? EDIT: Seriously, I am sorry about the age thing. I feel like an ass now....

At first I thought reading your question was that you were a 15 year old. Then as I read and saw you actually did a little research I am guessing your probably 17. Am I right? When was the last time you saw someone fly? Look, personally I am seeking ascension so I am not one to cast aspersions on anyone elses goals. If you want to fly then go for it. But figuring it out is all on you. I've studied tai chi and qi gong here and in Taiwan and met some pretty high level masters.... and none could fly. None ascended either so..... There are other flyers too, aside from Taoist ones. The Talmud speaks of those in the school of prophets having the ability of flight. I dont think they learned a technique but its more of a spiritual level sort of thing. Seriously, about your age.... I am not insulting you, I just want to put your question in perspective. EDIT: Oh, a bunch of Catholic saints could fly too, which makes the flight= spiritual level seem more plausable. Most people are still asleep. Take a deep breath..... ooommmmmm.....

Welcome to da Bums.

Just curious.... how old are you?