Hi,
My name is __________ I currently reside on this rock as a human being. That is until my body rots completely and I'm released from this earthly existence. Hopefully, before that I will fulfill my lifelong destiny(Or so I've been told by my peers) of dying in an oil fire.
I came to this forum because I felt like it. I'm really really sorry about that. I just felt like though, so I came.
Anyway, all who read this...you have my condolences. I'm afraid that I 'might' be here a while.
Peace.