Vanir Thunder Dojo Tan

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  1. Hearing Loss

    It has recently been brought to my attention (thanks cat, and others) that there might be a Qi Gong practice that could assist with my hearing loss or even repair the damage that has been done. My hearing loss has become a part of my life weather or not I wanted it to be, and I've been growing accustomed to the issues associated with being unable to hear fluidly and consistently in conversation only recently. I lost my (good) hearing when I was about 11 years old when I fell and hit my head and got a concussion. It's been a few short of 20 years now, I can read lips pretty well, but I don't know much sign and I have never known a practice I could implement into my personal cultivation that might assist or even repair my hearing loss. I can hear quite well mind you, but as if someone transposed the frequencies up a few hundred thousand hertz; I cannot hear low frequency sounds such as, but not limited to, my own voice lawn mowers, bass guitar, and Dart Vader, but high frequencies are crystal clear, so much so that the sound of crystals themselves gives the phrase a whole new meaning. I would love to be able to function more normally in conversation and social situations, however, I would miss the frequency gain if I had to sacrifice it to retrieve the frequency loss...
  2. http://cityworldnews.com/native-american-amnesty/ Methinks..... IT'S A STEP IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION! I'd go for it, if i had $5k
  3. Been a while... Anyone for a chat?

    pokeitybumpoke edit: actually... it's pretty late, and im exhausted... maybe tomorrow morning after i get off work... some time around 2:30 AM PST.
  4. how soon before the US in same state as Greece?

    All conceptual ideologies are fiction. POINT BLANK. you can create any amount of factual representations of this fictional IDEATION, but it is NOT FACT. Quit polluting your mind and the minds of the planet with this diseased rubbish!!!
  5. Haiku Chain

    unhurried and calm: A fictional messiah; three day death stasis.
  6. What do other countries do better?

    too much too much too much, all too much do we digest the lie that quantitative equates qualitative. "more is better" has always been the accepted lie. Moderation is key. "better" therefore, is a comparison between something that is beneficial to the whole, and something that is detrimental to any part of the whole. Cut out all the detriments-to-the-whole to find "best".
  7. how soon before the US in same state as Greece?

    no, but if i have it, i can GIVE it to you.
  8. Gender Option Change

    i knew i was forgetting SOMEthing!!! thanks, you're right!
  9. The Cool Picture Thread

    To which the crow responded "Who you calling a monkey, ya flamingo?!?"
  10. Cannabis effect on Cultivation; views in CTM

    cannabis is not conductive to violent, high impact, or long enduring practices, except as a supplement between sessions... HOWEVER... There is a "secret" about cannabis that makes it whatever you need it to be: It exaggerates the active mentality of the user. If your mentality is one of focused hard working intent, then smoking before practice would emphasize your very practice: I smoke it before doing warmups, because it helps me unify my mind/body conncetivity. BUT this is also because i INTEND TO unify my mind/body connectivity; THUS cannabis amplifies the mentality that "i will unify my mind and body" and my practice is extremely efficient AND effective. LIKEWISE, however, if your mentality is one of lazy dull-minded, carelessness, cannabis will amplify this mentality and you will be lazier, duller of mind, and far less cautious.
  11. 100 Day Surrender Experiment and Book Giveaway

    been taking on this challenge inconsistently for the last 18 years I'm in. im already a vet
  12. crown projection, phowa, kundalini, mahasamadhi, death, tao

    the crown chakra and "accidents" are mutually exclusive. you cannot "accidentally" kill yourself via crown chakra interactions.
  13. how soon before the US in same state as Greece?

    Debt is fictional. more people are waking up to that fact every day. Soon: No one will ever pay any debts and anyone who wants you to pay them a debt will get shafted. eternally so.
  14. Powering Up Lower Dan Tien

    maintaining all your focus on the LDT area, use ONLY THOSE MUSCLES TO BREATHE. The result is a VERY CONTROLLED inhale, retain, exhale, deprive cycle. Be sure to RELAX and AUTOMATE every couple "reps" of this controlled breathing, just to give your abs a break because if done right, one or two should wear you out big time. OH, i should mention, you are also aiming to breathe very slowly, as if not at all.... and FEEL the Qi fill your LDT, rather than having any intent to inhale oxygen... think of it as drinking Qi with your LDT, but by forced and controlled lower abdominal expansions and contractions.
  15. Everyone post some favorite quotes!

    "Your funhole's gonna land you in yer gravehole!" ~Rodney "No more GunFu! It's time for- SUPER KING SMASH MASTA KNUCKLES MC JUNK PUNCH! and his twin bro... LUCY..." "which is totally a girl's name so he grew up even meaner than his bro... earning him the nickname: THE WONDEROUS UNCLE THUNDER KNUCKLE MILLIONS KILL-POWER!" ~Rodney "Impossible! He crushed the unstoppable juggernut and Jhonny scrotum seed!! EVEN THE SLANT EYED SERPENTINE CYCLOPS, EMPEROR WANG!" ~Rodney Ala Raven's Dojo
  16. Hot Girls Wanted - Netflix Amateur Porn Documentary

    its cuz they are heavy with female hormones. Check out the transwomen who have been on estrogen for 5+ years. bet you wouldnt be able to tell they were ever men. All's im saying is that porn is harmful to both population (overpopulation) and women. Shemales are "women" in porn for the entertainment of men without the risk of childbirth. kills two birds with one nut. lol
  17. Gender Option Change

    now if we were to get sucked into the whole gender spectrum we'd have to include about 6 different options... Male, female, genderqueer, transgender, hermaphrodite, androgyne, and two spirit... plus "none selected" edit add: androgyne
  18. Gender Option Change

    OffspringOfTheGods, actually. Gender Neutral terms work. instead of he or she, use "they".
  19. Hot Girls Wanted - Netflix Amateur Porn Documentary

    shemale porn only.
  20. im not even going to lie and apologize. i respect ppl too much to do that... But the thing is... Your name has a heavy level of meaning behind it alone. i would have to assume you actually know what name you are rocking if you are rocking THAT particular name! i find it hard to believe i was being that outrageously disrespectful by relating to your name and even dropping some related tips regarding your question!! Yeah, i find it silly that you betray the definition of your name by asking that question. and yeah, i did make that clear, but i fail to recognize where you see "trolling"? never meant to offend anyone, but im having a difficult time finding the offensive content.
  21. Body Code

    "self" is not physiological or energetic. "Consciousness. "con-science" non-science. devoid of physics.
  22. Haiku Chain

    in a fertile soil the people of earth do toil for harmony foiled
  23. simplify

    life
  24. Y'know... for someone rocking the name Oneironaut, you sure strike me as asking a silly question! I'll just drop this here on the margin of relevance it has: Omniversality revolves around the omnitude of infinite eternity... "everything goes" or "all combined" style action, breath, fighting, meditating, etc. give that a few dreams for me, will ya?
  25. oooooh i didnt know i could check on chat from the index! this is good news olds!