Vanir Thunder Dojo Tan

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  1. Can I ever be happy?

    ARE you happy? Why? Why not? Doo de doo de do deee.... be happy! Why not? It's easy, especially if you dont think about it. The less you think (about it) the happier you'll be.
  2. Commadore, Atari, NES, Sega Genesis, SNES, Playstation, Sega Saturn/CD, N64, Dreamcast, Gamecube, PS2, PS3, and Wii > X-box/microsoft consoles, and monthly fees, period. MS should stick to PC internet is the only worthy monthly fee. not even MMO is worth a cent a year.
  3. Life's a Dream

    What Dreams May Come Has robin williams in it and others. good movie.
  4. World of Debt?

    criminals = legal fictions (corporations =/= persons FTW) and politicians.
  5. April 14

    Avatar + Modern times = spiffy! looks awesome.
  6. Meat eating thread

    I eat air. but i usually immediately regurgitate it. It sounds like "BUUURRRWWAAAARRRP!"
  7. Is Jing = Sperm?

    (I think)Sperm is jing, but jing is not jsut sperm, or is more than just sperm(/I think) I think you should drink your sperm if you HAVE to masturbate. . . (-:<
  8. (Re)creation is divinity. So yes. I'd recreate much of what is already here, of course But... This "power" is just "time"... it's happening inbetween every moment where the nothingness dwells; between each moment.
  9. Happiness

    You cant say happiness without (Ha! Penis!)
  10. Taoist Approach to Dating

    eh, all i can say about taoist dating is that you can cultivate intrinsic chi (double intrinsic energy; the stuff you're born with) via positive interactions with other people, animals, plants, and other things and places, so dating has a potential for cultivation benefits, but a bad date also has a potential for inhibiting personal practices and cultivation for periods of time. it all depends on the interpersonal exchanges, i guess.
  11. Taoist Anarchy Organization

    Okay, last bump i guess, since this thread hasnt recieved a lot of attention in 2 weeks, i'll let it die or even visit the pit without any further care, however, i think we should start a "force taoist anarchy on sinfest" thread (honestly only put that one in there cuz i thought it funny) Any which way, the link in my sig is enough for me, and there's been enough contributed to that variation of this topic to work off of. On a related note, a red and blue Taiji with a white (A) narchy symbol (similar to my avatar) is a concept for representing the T.A.O. of America funny thought, i suppose. {edit}And a slight note to my vote: I'd support any form of anarchy, simply because i could STILL implement the Tao and follow and exemplify a taoist form of anarchy. {/edit}
  12. Meat eating thread

    I came in here to feed the thread, but you said it doesnt eat meat, so i have to ask, what does it eat? Words? well here's a few, i guess...
  13. An Epiphany about Self

    hahahaha are you so sure i am me?
  14. Use of Unrefined Qi in Healing

    IF CHI IS ANYTHING LIKE FOOD...... Raw chi is better Think of it this way: Nature knows best, every altercation on the natural way of things brings imbalance and often sickness. HOWEVER, in the case of healing, i think it goes both ways. If you are healing someone else, i think refining the chi is perhaps of utmost necessity before you transmit it. But if you are only using it for yourself, the raw form might just be of more benefit. My two pennies are pretty tarnished, but they're still two cents
  15. Live Simply

    wow, my mind went straight to the gutter... maybe i should just go lie down for a while...
  16. Vegetarianism

    Juvenile response My turn: Erhm... im not helping (unless we all laugh, laughter is the best medicine)
  17. Bagua: Configurations of Trigrams

    O_o.... Push hands...?
  18. Bagua: Configurations of Trigrams

    Hai. _____ Yang __ __ Yin
  19. Change your DNA with just 20 minutes of regular exercise.

    Heck, its even possible to alter DNA through singing. I dont have sources, but i remember hearing about and seeing things on TV how soundwaves affect subtle material, such as but not limited to DNA.
  20. Asthma

    Actually, you might want to consider the source and intent of my gigglefit... hehe gigglefit, i like that, it is a fun word... say it: gigglef- erhem... Take into consideration that the Tao is in all our best interests, sometimes with gifts and good fortune, sometimes with tough love and examples to either follow or avoid. Consider that laughter is the best medicine. Consider that the truth takes adobe in our heart(s) and can be heard and listened to at any and all times at will, by the discretion of the individual. Consider that we all know everything there is to know about anything there is to know about, within reason of neceissity, and we call it intuition... Consider that the obvious conclusion isnt something to laugh AT, but to laugh WITH noting the 5 element cycle and the organs, there is a possibility, isnt there, that it could go beyond the kidneys? I do not know as much, but if the problem at the lungs traced from the metal to the earth or fire, wouldnt you also show signs of various other, related, health issues? A friend of mine, i've mentioned once before, has almost every problem with her organs and body that a single body can harbor from heart to lung to stomach to nerve, sounds to me like a potential 8 pointed star in a 5 element system!
  21. Sitting in Full Lotus

    Tonight is the back of the van night for me, and with the free time i will have after starbucks closes, ending my available time to study/do homework, i will be working out and doing stretches, and this is also a great idea Time to meditate on the chakras and light in full lotus! Let's see if i can go 20 minutes...? I wont know, no clock lol
  22. Taoist Anarchy Organization

    Bump for the added poll, so i can decide weather or not to continue promotign anything in this thread or just let it die.
  23. What are you listening to?

    Mellow universe traveler.... well... okay not really. And something with fun lyrics: Bananas Bananas Bananas Bananas Bananas ... Bananas Bananas Bananas Bananas Bananas Bananas Bananas Bananas Bananas Bananas Bananas Bananas Bananas Bananas Bananas Bananas Bananas Bananas Bananas Your bananas all belong to me, hear that yellow fruit decree Find them all where they may be, shake that tall banana tree Donkey Kong now lies in chains, hoist him up with my big crane He'll be the bait for my trap, let's see him try to fling his crap. I tried this shit now once before, woke up face first on the floor Now i have a better plan, to catch this ape-ish monkey clan Tasty yellow golden jewels, should not belong to ape-ish fools Forward march, bring us glory, steal their fruit, further the story! Yum yum yum, potassium! Yum yum yum, potassium! Yum yum yum, potassium! Yum yum yum, potassium! All my life I've been denied as Kremling rage seethes inside This - is - my - lair, - on - scales - I swear Any Kong who ventures near to rescue this one held so dear Dies - by - my - hand, - this - is - my - land Krow, Kleever, Kudgel, Sting, Kreepy Krow, Kerozene All my fallen underlings With you, my trust all for nothing! Here now I must wait, as Diddy Kong nears the gate Minions failed, lair assailed, heads impaled, plan DERAILED! Locked in battle so surreal, shooting off my balles of steel I stomp the ground with such a force, steel myself from all remorse Though the fight has just begun, I'm having so much fucking fun Diddy Kong has been knocked out, bitch that's what im talkin' 'bout Dixie Kong now charges forth, take her out like Peter North Smack her up, swing again, come here bitch, SHORYUKEN! Wait, what's this, it's getting dark, where'd I get this big red mark? Assailed with little monkey blows, bopped me in my big green nose Done done done done, I am done Won won won won, they have won Fun fun fun fun, I had fun Run run run run, time to run...!
  24. Pine Needles and Hermit Survival tips!

    send me a money order so i can buy a digital camera it will benefit you as well as the tao bums!