Vanir Thunder Dojo Tan

i seriously literally need a job, are you hiring?

Neither can I though once I had thought I had had turns out I was wrong.

that would take innumerable plancks per second to be witnessed in one lifetime! joke is retardedly inverted and backwards, also inside out and mirrored.

plank =/= planck.

MH!!! It is an ignorant approach to Feng Shui at best! Not that i dont do it, but i dont fully comprehend it or the consequences of picking up a penny at heads as opposed to tails.

i say fam-lee and fam-ill-yer

VM... i think the quotes are neutral. They work well. But... Saying you're using them because they get under people's skin.... is probably the ONLY reason they ever got under anyone's skin... i hope that's a full 2 cents...

... but he loves you..! HAW! I laughed so loud... then he needs money... yeah... God that made me laugh...! I miss Carlin! We need more of his brand!

What about Hermit Crabs?

old man crabbiness itchy blow below the belt an infestation

i could one up my bad idea: Having a mod team consisting of me, marble head, vmarco, protector, ralis, and joeblast.

i've asked various for relevant assistance in life when i felt i was without a hope, but never knew names or prayers...

I was thinking more along the lines of repositioning "background noise" objects, items, tchokees, debris, and etc. misc. stuff, things, junk, and whatnot.

Lin Kong Jing, 108 types, tai chi, wu ji, gotta pee, climb a tree. works for me!

it's a manner of coming to terms with "being each other"... im still learning. I'm not as uncomfortable looking some people in the face/eye as i am others, but i've also seen that there are MANY people who see the same thing and habitually look away just like i used to. Part of this fear is social conditioning and greed memes that civilizations tend to be built upon.

man, woman, transgender, or child, we all have unique karma. That would wrap up this particular discussion about materialistic karmic bondage.

i've summed it up to one word: Truth. I believe in truth. "believe"

I'm sorry xplat, but all i know is intrinsic, not schooling. I may very well have achieved a mastery of sexual practice in the short time i spent with my (ex) fiance. i dont know, and i havent concerned myself with the topic enough to care. The only contribution i could offer is to breathe. to coordinate your motions with your breath, and to tune your awareness inward to the inner-workings of your body during intercourse. Everyone i have been with has had terribly low energy levels and i have essentially signed off the practice all together. I wont pick it up again; it(/she) will have to find me instead. Sorry you couldnt get more serious responses here, but this is more of a private affair between intimate couples. You dont see [sexual qi gong instructional videos] anywhere but an adult shoppe.

I suspect it is more like something i am familiar with... the subtle ticks twitches and positions of tiny fractions of the face, revealing more information about the person than a blue-ray disk about quantum physics. Some people see through reality... you can see it in their eyes, so soft, gentle, and care-free, yet being firm, certain, and determined...

I Am just a Human Being, Simply being Human; I am not what any path I walk entitles me to call myself, but I Am a Human Being entitled to walk all paths. My signature is usually full of more wisdom than my posts. Often i will enter a thread just to BS but when i leave, i read my signature and realize... It has something that applies to everything! Well except deer furries... sorry dude...ette? deer or BUCK? LOL

I dont think so brain, but how do we get the hippo OUT of the swimsuit?

we are all one person living many lives separated from each other, yet in direct interaction with each other every day; unknowing that we go on to eventually live the life of our friends, family, acquaintances, and enemies alike. So... WTF is karma?

apparently, im maturing. I dont believe a word of it.

as long as we dont lose any of your articles... n_n