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AH! I get it, monkey mind, right?

I don't know, because I know I will forget that moment after it happens Since I wont have any support from parents or other people, I will probably be the most powerful person there as well. Kinda like being a baby even if as the first person I was given an adult body. Whatever random rock formation appears in front of me, I will forget it also and just start to become an adult. Know what, it will be just like Adam in Eden. I will have no choice but to think everything is awesome and the best place ever. Then I will grow up from being a child and start to judge things and that's when I will be kicked out from the garden and will start living in a desert or something. I will never experience anything better then that place and will never come back there because I grew up and started to think that I understand the world as an adult. The only way back is to become a child again and realize that I'm still in the garden.

I think Taoism is a path that can understand other spiritual path and brink them together and that's why it my favorite Lots of things made sense to me with the help of it Kinda like skeleton key

People believe in what they think they want to believe Now tell me what is better!

You heard 'im! Get the beer so he would log back in

If you want to get your point across in the most effective manner, SING!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's called misunderstood genius actually

you're dead to me, does that count?

yo momma's so fat... that when she jumped she got stuck floating in the air

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Haven't you been paying attention to how I was talking to people here? I seem so ridiculous that no one wants to argue with me and when I say something smart, I'm a frigin genius Also don't start a thread like this when I'm listening to a song named "Close the door behind me, I'm leaving" That's just baaaaaaaaad taste

http://www.canadaka.net/

Then I look at your avatar and imagine you doing it on purpose

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT6Cl1slJbI my taste might be weird

In horror I instinctively reached for the volume control and then it sounded very good! ... I didn't mute it I mean, it really was good lol Here's the full song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEqwax4O9fU pull away from the mic, it's so loud that it's almost like you're trying to murder my ears... with bagels

So much science, maaaaaaaaaaaaaang

I live in Ottawa and the friendliness freaked me out, too. Even in high school where teenagers are supposed to be assholes they are nice. AND I KNOW WHY THEY ARE NICE!!! Right there behind the parliament building, there is a bridge. You cross that bridge and all the signs turn French. Even traffic lights are different, on one side I saw a normal light I've seen everywhere and on the Quebec side, they turn into some freaky squares. So that side of the bridge is Quebec. You can take a bus and just walk there. When you finally get to that side... in Quebec... drinking age is 18. !!!

If everyone was thinking about karma this way... I would run out of bullets Expecting that to work is like throwing a ball at a wall expecting the ball to bounce back into your hand. But there is no wall, there is just glass that you just broke and now a a giant luchador is running towards you with world's hardest loaf of bread as a weapon because he is a little mad that you made it rain glass all over his collection of candy coated alligators who already bit off your arms and legs which you would never expect to happen since candy coated alligators are such a funny scene that you must be obviously standing in front of a wall painting specifically designed to bounce off balls. There are too many silly humans out there, who even pain alligators now and then, to make exact predictions. Trying to figure out karma is like staring at an anthill and trying to figure out where each ant is going at the same time. Earth is like an ant hill and when you finally figure it out, there's a jell-o meteorite from space landing somewhere on it. Instead of doing exact math of what must be done at each exact moment, it's easier to just understand that there is some stuff outside from our fields of view.

When we are kids, the sky is blue When we are adults, we are tall enough to notice the ceiling

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Olt9cTdFko Let me tell you aboot putting eh and the end of the sentence correctly like