Protector

Let's saaaaay you practice abstinence and gather additional chi by doing that By doing only that, you don't use chi for anything and don't even notice it While that is happening, your power of self suggestion increases and what you say actually happens One day you notice you have less hair and another day you have some acne With the additional power of suggestion you trick your body into actually losing hair and having more acne just because you noticed it happening once and since then you are stuck in a cycle where you notice something, blow it out of proportion, and in turn it gets worse physically

To become a Canadian citizen I had to take a test, and I failed that test enough times to get an interview with an old guy in the parliament who would just tell me to follow closely with the politics since they are super important. When I was still in school, there were Canadian kids who wanted to literally vote for Obama. They even had a mock election to quench their thirst for being not Canadian which was stupid and so I didn't vote. I always through that I aced the test when it was given to me but I still failed. Now I think they made me fail on purpose when they found out my age, so an old dude could talk to me to make sure I wont become one of these kids. I don't hear anything about what's going on in Canada while I'm on the Internet since the U.S. politics are such a spectacle that even Australian members of the forum now and then join these discussions. Being in Canada is like being on the front row of a rock concert where you watch as the band destroys their instruments by lighting them on fire when they ran out of good songs. It would be nice if they would stop stage diving so often so I could finish my fancy British tea. Just something that popped into my head and I wrote on the whim, this sort of stuff is allowed on this side of the force. How about leaving the dark side and checking things out from up here. Wait wait I feel another American joke coming on, "the south is going to rise again" ho ho ho brilliant *sip*

I made a new deviant art account just to put two things there and have three pages of pony related content in my favorites EXCUSES!!!

depends http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5G4HxrVx20A

^worth it

liez, all ponies are best ponies

It's winter most of the time so when it's finally warm you want to dress lighter by the way, they forgot the monocle

don't know what's wrong with you but I dress like that all the time...

That was a close one, good thing I moved to Canada instead

at the four corners turning east to face the sun this light is magic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grrFSqicUwk&feature=related

DDJ understands me and that's what important

Let's seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee From my awesome cultivating practice thing, it's impossible to feel chi because of what it really is Its been called pressure, energy and air. Unlike pressure and energy, it can't be measured because it's behind the scenes. It's the energy that powers intention being the reason behind something happening or being there. These movements of chi you feel is what it's like for it to materialize and give meaning to your movements. After moving it around, you need to put it back into dan tien or else it will get stagnate and create blockages and you might feel like there's something stuck under your skin and blood will flow in a weird way creating twitching feeling, maybe that's why some people think that chi is only in the blood. Chi is everywhere actually, even in rocks, to feel it you need to pick one up. or at least that's how I learned it

Don't you go Russian on me

oh no, oh no no no we're not starting this again You know what they say, when in doubt, move it back into dan tien Move your hand over the ear, move the feeling into your hand then move your hand over your dan tien and absorb the feeling, or try to do it directly if you can. You could try that shaking thing that all the cool kids are talking about but I don't know how well it works on the ears, maybe working on your kidneys would be enough Also do the horse stance, real low one

The Tao Bums is a religion

Let's see, the so called physics of first and second chakras work like this: first there's one thing and it's just there, then because that first thing is there, a second thing shows up and it always has something to do with the first one. These things keep appearing up to the 7th thing and they go in more of a curve if you think about, and it would have been a good thing to think about in the "matter or conscioussness" thread in Vedanta discussion but I don't know on what part of that thread to start caring, before the whole thing went into verbal hell. The first concept that you start thinking about eventually reaches different dimensions of understanding up until you reach the 7th dimension where you finally understand that you don't understand anything at all. Beginning stages of the concept are the first who chakra thingies. You think of a thing as the first stage, then for second stage you repeat the thing until you realize that the thing is there or the thing you think about actually works and the thing reached stage three. The thing stays in the stage three and it stays there in the back of your mind as a nice little thing that you learned to live with and now are comfortable with and it becomes a stage four. Since you are on the stage four, you are not scared that the little bugger will bite your face off, you start to stare at it a little bit longer and you learn new things out of it and you collect these nice things in a box labeled "stage five". After you finish counting atoms from the contents of the box, you change the box for a box number six and don't put anything into it since you can already guess what will happen with the contents of the stupid thing for ever and ever. Then finally you realize that you know nothing, you were staring at this box trying to figure out literally everything about it, you forgot to look outside the box, bud dum tis. The box/stage/dimension/pizza seven doesn't exist just like the other pizzas since staring at the thinking what will happen next is pointless from experience and you already know that you are also a box so then you go buy a lamp made out of radioactive gators and set it on fire just to watch it eat Deep Purple Burn. Don't know where I was going with this, I was just watching one too many Zero Punctuation videos.

to be yourself is all that you can dooooooo

...and I was sitting here under impression that Lao Tzu wrote DDJ without any intention but because someone asked him

http://www.bronyland.com/pony-personality-test/ Pony personality test http://www.bronyland.com/pony-personality-test/?q=NTI1MXwxMzE4MjY

If there's enough imaginative power to think up after-life, there must be enough for the pre-life

Today's episode proves that Applejack is the best pony, that line at the end was the best thing I heard all day!