Protector

You will hear that a lot, and if you're unlucky, never again

You're new to this so I will spare your life

so it's a ten day vacation plan then

sheesh, what's up with these intense pictures

http://www.thetaobums.com/index.php?/topic/21433-what-got-you-on-the-path

I know

The world is always big, beautiful, and in perfect balance. But even on this forum I see people say that the world is corrupted by politicians, greed, and evil. But that stuff is not important, the universe doesn't need to think about that sort of stuff because it doesn't make judgments, it's like a giant storm of pure power. A storm doesn't ask a little twig if it's OK to bend it, because it just doesn't matter. People think they are so big with their big egos that by looking down on the world they think they see the big picture but that is not enough. So annoying. Even if I make a completely nonjudgmental statement saying "it doesn't matter", one person would take it as something bad and will just admit that the world is a miserable place where no one and nothing cares about him happiness and he could just die right now. Another person will realize that this is a good thing and will see a way to create his own happiness, so many people feel pressure from the world to be good and always do the right thing because they are being watched and judged, something like this is perfect for setting them free. I say, bring on hell MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsBw_eRFgmo&list=FLh0j2L-0NpgodVxMvhFe5ow&index=1&feature=plpp_video

I had no anger, my meditation was unique among all the people who wanted to kill him before. I ACTUALLY WANT TO LIVE IN NORTH KOREA It's the perfect place for my house, China with their kung fu movies is right there, South Korea with their TV drama and parties is bellow, Japan is right across the sea, Russia and Taiwan are also relatively close. If I want to live in one of these places, North Korea would get in my way of traveling, to get it out of the way I would need to be in North Korea. So the new guy should change thing around for me, or else.

yeah, that's how I killed Kim Jong il I kinda had a personal grudge against him after the last session he finally croaked but their army doesn't believe that, right?

NEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER, THE PARTY MUST GO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON meh zzzzzz

No, I'm kinda high on not sleeping and I think he would match every definition

I found one Whew, was THAT hard!

I think there is a more significant number of them then "a few"

Why most of the time?

So it's going to be the most Watery McWet year ever, hmmmmmmm. I'll make even more fire and make steam

Funny thing is, he was actually thinking about contacting you BEFORE you meditated You just allowed it to happen

Same stuff happens to me occasionally, you don't have to be focusing on your head for that or anything You just need to "make a wish" when your energy is high, and if there's nothing in your way, it will happen or something related to it will Try this again in a horse stance

omg it's THE FUTURE and it's the future again and again but it's not past because past is gone but check this out this is not now either now is gone now is gone again and again DAMMIT NOW, STAY

So the thread is not going to end after all

hWhat's up?

ChiDragon, could you translate this for me? I don't think I can get my point across unless I speak Chinese

I still think you might bother him and I'm kinda scared of him

Well there is I guy who I think is all that but he doesn't teach anymore and he was more well known in the 90s He doesn't teach but he taught a few people so they would teach instead, and if I gave you his name I bet you would call him bad things for no reason

There's a bunch actually, but they kinda give up later on because their friends with normal people and it's kinda sad In my book, immortal is someone who can decide when to die