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OH MY GOD MY EYES!!! WHAT AM I LOOKING AT?!?!

somebody watch this movie

It was a dark and not stormy night I had and still have an ancient slow computer that I got when I moved to Canada It was a little faster then the win98 I had back in Minsk and this one could play the games my old one couldn't, le gasp it is winXP. So I was one of them crazy internet kids who wanted to play video games all the time and maybe find an insane way to make money with it, like that's ever gonna happen. So, no spirituality, only video games, internet and the LOLZ. So one night I was bored again and I was looking up some LOLZ! So I decided, "Hey, I'm gonna search the word 'devil' on YouTuuuuube" dun dun duuuuuuuuuun and what I saw... WAS... videos about George Bush I decided to look through them but I couldn't understand anything, they kept talking about some Skull and Bones stuff so I looked up in description and it said that the clips were a part of a movie called Zeitgeist. So I watched the whole movie scared me ****less You know the movie, the first part was boring and about religion. The narrator wanted to make it look that because so many things are repeating, then the whole thing is a lie, but to me it sounded more like, "Hey, all this stuff repeats, there must be something to it, look it up" So I did later, but now I was still freaking out I liked all them kung fu movies and stuff but I followed that rule of not trying to do what these guys were doing because it's dangerous. I felt like I was in more danger right now so I just started looking up tutorial videos. Found some Chi Gong stuff, Kung Fu stuff and Stuff stuff Now on Youtube, in one of the related videos I was this weird looking guy in a white robe in some Asian setting with a title "Shoot fire balls like DZB Naruto" or something So I'm like... ok Need all the help I could get I watched the videos, dude never even talked about super powers, he kept talking about this craaaaaaaaaazy Taoism stuff So I subscribed to him, watched videos as they appeared, registered on the forum. Met more people on the forum, wanted super powers for a while got them *cough* He later on got bad rep because he was mostly self taught, without a clear lineage, he was a businessman and this was just a part of the things he was doing, and everyone kept calling him master so that put him in a bad position. He wanted more of a community where everyone would be like, "Yo bro I got this super awesome meditashun, check it!" "Yeah, man. Awesooooooome" "Duuuuuuuuuuude" "Yeaaaaaaaaaah" "Whoooooooo" So eventually everyone in the community ran out of the things to talk about, imagine that. Some dudes are still making video kinda like the ones he made and talk about the progress but it was kinda dead. After a while I also sat thinking and let everything sink in, then I got bored again... Then I remembered Mewtwo saying, "COME ON MAN TAO BUMS YEAH IT'S SO AWESOME AND TOTALLY NOT DEAD, MAN" "meh" and so I'm here

naaaaaaaaaah he needs to meditate longer

ironyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Look at these videos http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc732uzUkw4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1Jm9PzGLB8 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tzhh7oJzU3o The user who uploaded these copyrighted and in demand video material knew that they would bring up an audience and cause a start to some heated discussion. To start that discussion, the viewers would have to go to each individual video's page and view the comment section. Once the comment section is visible, the description is also visible. That's when you notice that the video was a new way of placing ads all over the place by more creative then usual spamers. Simply FASCINATING Oh and you can watch the videos if you want, I don't care

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qh4S_1Qku4&feature=feedrec_grec_index

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAQq72ULF_g http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFECH3ekLoo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJrbHapH5pM

Eh, if only Taoism was more popular with young folks

I wanted there to be a C answer on some of the questions but here we go Order 2 Equality 6 I wonder what that translates to in Canada

it does especially with Taoism where we study the natural flow of the universe we're already using the knowledge but now we are giving it a name

I fold http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vi7lPCxp0RI

speaking of meeting masters after I met mine, I was taught the very technique I used ,without knowing, to meet him complete circle I wonder if you already know what you're meant to learn

WHOO WHOO

Looks like he's trying out your patience, eh

I like the good ol' a Taoist a Buddhist and a Confucian walk into a bar stuff

The jokes that can be yo mama'd are not the eternal jokes since like, the 80s

YO TAO IS SO FAR AWAY FROM YOU THAT IT WILL BE RIGHT BEHIND YOU IF YOU TURN AROUND

YO TAO IS SO FORMLESS THAT WHEN YOU GRAB IT, IT STOPS BEING TAO

It is time to start the most metal Taoist metal band ever! We will sit in front of the instruments and not play them or maybe make Confucians play

how many times does an Immortal blossom?

stuck in my head

let's change the English language to remove all the confusion

teaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa