Protector

KEYBOARD AND MOUSE FOR LIFE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!

Ugh, I hate explaining jokes He couldn't have made the gay Jesus joke because he already made Jessica Christ joke If Jesus was female to start with and then the author made a male Jesus joke then the third comic had to have Judas kissing Jesus for real. Though, we don't know how fo' real that kiss was in reality He wasn't choosing female over male here, there's continuity here with Jessica Christ so he didn't have a choice And most fan-fics are wish fulfillment stories, so as a parody, there will be some making out

The third comic came right after the first two, that's a reason Gay relationships in media are celebrated a lot lately(well, not all of the media, mostly internet) because not too long ago they were not a thing as far as pop culture is concerned. Hetero is bad, is because straight kinda symbolizes ignorance. The attitude is usually "ew gross" or "OK, gay happens but I don't care so keep it away". Ignorance is not a good thing and sometimes it even hurts. All conflicts come from misunderstanding because no one wants to hurt each other but ignorance makes people see ghosts that they must fight and people look different. Too bad people don't like to learn about things that they don't care about, but good thing they like to argue I think everyone should be sympathetic to everyone no matter what they are, or else. Less hurting, and hurting hurts.

I'm Batman

baw, the mods promised me more fighting in here WHAT DO I DO WITH ALL THIS REVOLUTION?

I think the true master of truth is Batman After the series of unfortunate events he sat down to think about the things that people think about after the series of unfortunate events. The name of his revenge and and that he took upon himself became Batman. Wherever he goes he think's, "I'm Batman" Who are you? "I'm Batman" What are you doing? "I'm Batman" What time is it? "I'm Batman" Before there never was a Batman, but then he became Batman. He arranged a series of words and sounds that mean "Bat" and "Man" and became Batman! Since there never have been a Batman before, he could decide what Batman does and give name to his destiny. What he is and where he is on the face of the universe has a name, Batman. The universe doesn't care for Batman, for it it's just a series of meaningless sounds that it doesn't need to know the truth about Batman, but the Batman needs the truth and so he became Batman. Batman is only special to the Batman and Batman... is Batman!

I'm sensing a thing here

So many heteronormative assumptions about gender performativity that I don't even

ZHANG, DUDE, I WANT A BAD GIRL But discussing my preferences online never leads to anything good lol LMAO

MOAR PONY!!!

Before there was less pony Now there's more pony

LEGEND OF LUNA

Russian feels a lot softer in comparison, and music rolls better But compared to Belarusian, Russian is like a ball with a rigid surface Russian is based on old language that was used in the same area that is a mix of Belarusian Ukranian and Russian Russian is the old language with a bunch of old rules removed Russian has a bunch of harder abrupt sounds like B! T! D! In Belarusian (and other related languages) they would be covered with sounds like oo au, like filling in the gaps Easier to tell from listening Same song in English, what a difference

wat about my most favorite site in whole world?

OH BOY http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/why-my-little-pony-about-to-get-even-creepier/ Internet

And I don't exactly remember how but bananas caused a war once

I'll become a timelord then regenerate the rest of the way

With all the bossy talk I forgot that this was a Taoist site What happened to wu wei? wu-weipha male heehee

Alpha male is the one in charge and above other males. To become one is simple, defeat the previous one.

In the Bible number 40 is associated with transformation. Jesus has been meditating for 40 days. It has rained for 40 days and nights for the flood. blah blah, here's a list for these who cares http://www.40day.com/40_in_the_bible.html Death is not that bad if it's followed by rebirth, eh

Canadian here, but was East European, there were lots of the news stories and cautious documentaries on TV about sex trafficking. The traffickers would say there's a job in another country somewhere then ship the people there and take away their passports until they do the "work". There's also a reversal Russian bride things, all these brides basically being told that there's a rich American somewhere but then get sold out. CRAAAAAAAAZY STUFF

Sorry, I'm not attracted to menz

There is some speculation that the boy in question is actually Shining Armor HE DOES KNOW THAT'S HIS SISTER, RIGHT? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SWEET HUMAN CADENCE SAVE US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I should be sleeping but I just saw the Equestria Girls trailer and I'm losing my shit IT'S JUST GONE Because know what? THAT MOVIE HAS A BOY IN IT And as you already know, BOYS ARE EVIL My god, he was looking at Twilight when she bumped into him Then for half a second they showed them together in an empty room And do you know what else? There is a mean girl in this movie A MEAN GIRL STRAIGHT UP MEAN ALL UP IN DAT TRAILER MEAN GIRL, YO