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I feel like this guy but with Firefox

You're drunk, go home

YOUTHINKISNOTFUN? I'LL GIV YOU FUN! DE FUN IS JUS STARTENG! pffffffffffffft ha ha haaaaa...

ORLY?

IT ALL BEGAN YEARS AGO IN COLD COLD CANADA LAND I was goofy teenager who was goofing around the internet looking for things to eat up my time. I came across a movie called Zeitgeist. That was the first actual time I came across the nwo thing and it freaked me out. The only thing I didn't buy was the sun god thing. I mean, they basically said that the same Jesus-like person is being reincarnated every 10,000 years, too much for a coincidence. Anyway, after that I went looking for things to defend myself with since I was super paranoid for the next few hours. The kung fu videos led me to qi gong videos which led me to a meditation place with a bunch of Taoist stuff. The place would eventually close down because the guy in charge decided to do something else and I haven't done anything in a while. Years later I decided to come back to the Taoist internet place and decided to hang around TTB. The End ...to be continued?

Mine indicates that I'm more annoying then some people

Looks like the only way to be sure now is for someone to become a buddha ANDY VOLUNTEERS?

When I first started out, my arms felt like they were very heavy and made of metal Then one day after meditating outside I felt like I was made of golden light and people around me felt like giving me stuff There are a bunch of different things felt inside a body after the exercises and are more noticeable right after starting out The energy is made to move around the body and go to places it haven't went to before, after a while it might become less noticeable because the body starts to balance the energy out More about it from my Grandmanster http://immortalportal.wordpress.com/suwen-commentary-by-jiang-jing/

A WHOOOOOOOOLE CONCERT

The best version

Obligatory comic HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IT'S THE ONLY WAY!!!

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-4-worst-famous-relatives-people-managed-to-live-down/ ooh, I found a better analogy

Maybe next season we'll get a better opening... NOT

Obviously about rhinos

OGAWD IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN SOMEBODY CRACK A JOKE SOMEBODY ANYONE!

The society comes right after these 8 hours

And lions

Somebody send a pit bull to Dalai Lama and see what happens

Some of you might know that I'm kinda into the whole horse stance business. And so my take on this would be appropriate. I can't stop what is happening around me in the world and my influence goes only around what my person does. Everyone else has their ideas that they push onto people and that is also done as a society. What I can do is just stand strong without bothering to think how weird I look, some weirdness is fine because it scares people away and instantly let's them know if they like me or not hehe. EVERY TIME YOU GROAN IN FRUSTRATION AT WHAT I TYPE, I GROW MORE POWERFUL MUAHAHAHAHAHA I let myself be visible and it's sometimes shun upon by some people but because I'm visible, I meet alike people and they always outweigh these who don't like me. They might want me to leave but they should realize that I'm the one who's not going to move. As for all the bad-or-something people out there, there is no need to bother them. Let them be superficial, judgmental and whatnot, if that's what make you think about hurting them then that is what going to make them hurt themselves, others will think the same way you do. It's not about winning or loosing a fight or an argument, it's about how you look after the battle. When there's a fight between two people, it's usually for their own interest and gain. They both think they are right and both want to win no matter what. But imagine the fight takes place on a stage and there's an audience, the hero might win or loose but they still going to boo the bad guy. Be one with the audience and win the war.

Dead? Thousand years and kicking!

mygawd

Probably friendship and kundalini, look at their horns Now we need to figure out for Pinkie Pie does it