Protector

Needs more horse stance

Straight from the academy, eh?

NOSTALGIA BLAST I think I heard this one once as a baby and still remembered it

We're running out of mods who can do that

Zen?

Everyone from my lineage like place says that a Taoist MUST be rich

OH COME ON

You're thinking of Hesus

I turned on to one of these programs one morning, I got late and so I just watched the charity drive about better cups or something. Right after that there was another program and the first thing the guy said on it was something close to this "We just finished the two weeks of discussion about homosexuality and why it's wrong. Today we are starting the abortion week." THE HELL DOES THAT HAS TO DO WITH ANYTHING!!! THEY FILLED TWO WEEKS OF AIRTIME WITH STUPID CRAP AND THEY STILL WANT MORE I also remember watching a Eastern Orthodox program on Russian TV and they actually mentioned a few verses, but right after that there was a talk about how these verses reference how no one wants to go to church anymore. aaaaaaaaah It's so annoying

No one thinks that way and whoever does is an idiot For the longest time the Bible didn't even exist, there only existed a collection of books and the modern bible is only a small part of that. A bunch of people decided to make a version for common people but they didn't think it through, and so they even put stuff written by Paul into it.

That has nothing to do with it

TUBBY WUBBY PONY WAIFU

TUBBY WUBBY PONY WAIFU

YOU CAN'T STOP THE HORSE STANCE!!!

I HAVEN'T EVEN SAID ANYTHING ah wait, I did, nevermind

As the last human ever, I would need to make a good impression for the aliens Ladies...

DAYAWM Better have some female astronauts around, because were colonizing the moon

I looked away while the page was loading, and when the snake suddenly appeared in my vision, I jumped

SONG ABOUT HORSES naturally

and now for something completely different

OH HE'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

no hip hopsters in a while now