Protector

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_9UyQH7HoI

I find kundalini to be not qi gong and not yoga, yet people gather power and some people without knowing about what kundalini is Almost every monk uses kundalini and some don't even know it, kinda funny So, to 2) it would be a yes, not need for meditation either.

Like all the stuff about getting all the chi ever if you live like a monk BUT YOU DON'T CAAAAAAAAARE

Before creation we ate nothing, then we ate plants, and then we ate meat Can't wait for when we finally eat non-organic matter

ChiDragon doesn't read my learning thread I'm heartbroken

Dear mod personal of the tao bummmmms, It has come to my attention that my current name is too awesome for comprehension AND SO I would like to change my account name thingy from Sinfest 2: Judgement Day TO Sinfest 3: Armageddon's Blade To complete the trilogy, you know After that we might have some spin-offs

I AM COMPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEETE

Now really, how long does it take to change one's name these days

ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNCIENT TAOIST SAYING When going to battle, eat meat When communicating with nature, eat plants When becoming one with Tao, eat nothing

A lot of times I try to force myself to say something but then I don't and something stupid happens OH, IF ONLY I'VE SAID SOMETHING, THEN THEY WON'T BE ACTING UP A FOOL

OK I'M BUMPING THIS ONE FOR THE LAST TIME BECAUSE I FOUND THE FINAL NAIL TO HAMMER DOWN THIS TOPIC AND THIS IS AMAZING Listen, so I've said that homosexuality was not even a proper word to be used and was not persecuted until later It was kinda obvious, but I found the exact guy who was the first one to start the whole anti-homosexuality movement thing It was the same one who hijacked the church, took away women's rights, and wrote a whole bunch of baloney under a pretense of being an apostle Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, PAUL

Too obvious, Protector is fine Everyone be liek, "Ey look it's Protector" then I be all like, "BOOM! Horse Stance!"

LIKE WATCHING DIE HARD FOR THE FIRST TIME!!!!!!!!!

I also would like my new name to sparkle and bring joy to the children around the world

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm interesting THEN IT WAS NOT MEANT TO BE Fine, it's silly anyway, let's change it to my old one, Protector

oh man, this song is so good almost as good as using the spoiler tag on videos

NOT FUN ENOUGH

It's already awesome

OMG DIS WUN ISH SHO KAYUTE

oh yah, another insanely funny and clever comic http://www.bugcomic.com/ Bug is by http://www.bugcomic.com/about/the-cartoonist/ and is http://www.bugcomic.com/about/the-strip/ so