Protector

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  1. Everyone post some favorite quotes!

    Good times with the Gospel of Judas
  2. What was that quote again? "If you win an argument, you didn't learn anything"
  3. My Little Pony

  4. Everyone post some favorite quotes!

    โ€œThatโ€™s the thing about painโ€ฆit demands to be felt.โ€ โ€” John Green
  5. Where do I start my practice?

    Do what I did Find this one Korean dude who lives only in hotels and hostels all over the country. Mine doesn't do that anymore so find your own guy. He needs to dress good and have money, if he has too much bling then he's a pimp and a wrong guy. What you need is for him to know all them Tao Te Chings and old books and use references from them everyday and to comment of recent events. Unlike the monks who just live in them mountains and talk about nature n shiz, you need a guy who learned the same things in an urban environment. Since you live in the city or something, you gonna need the practical stuff that you could use in real life. If you don't have a guy or you just learn from the books of them monk people, you will be like one of these goofs who discuss TTC in it's own forum and then get completely lost what some important world event happens and this happens http://thetaobums.com/topic/22292-is-the-west-slowly-descending-into-fascism/
  6. SINFEST ALWAYS DELIVERS AND KNOW WHAT, KIDS? IT'S AN ADJECTIVE!!!!! AND KNOW HOW IT BROADENS YOUR PERSPECTIVE ABOUT TAOISM? THE SAME WAY A NOUN OR A VERB WOULD Whenever someone gets into Taoism, they want to know what Tao is. No one is going to explain it because the adept has to figure it out on their own. In Tao Te Ching the Tao is constantly being used in a sentences without a clear explanation because it's already expected to be know from the reader. It's not a new thing to be learned from a book but a force of nature that needs to be recognized by the reader. I left this thread sit for a while because I thought that's what it was about BUT NOOOOOOOOOO Before you get to understand and experience Tao, YOU HAVE TO KNOW THE PROPER GRAMMAR!!!!!!!!
  7. My Little Pony

    PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT HAHA
  8. Why is this thread out of Chinese language forum?
  9. What's up with the illuminati?

    They kinda are but there's a women only lodge somewhere, forgot what it's called
  10. What are you listening to?

    THIS THIS THIS weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
  11. What's up with the illuminati?

    I'm immune to them commercials, I haven't seen one in months/years (some pop up accidentally from place to place) And I kinda expected The Occult forum to have more freemason stuff, in The Lost Symbol by Dan Brown they seemed cool this message is brought to you by Horse Stancetm
  12. The Cool Picture Thread

    http://www.cracked.com/blog/13-awesome-photos-that-will-make-you-happy-to-be-alive/
  13. A Beginners Guide to Starting a Cult!

    Pony stance cult promotional video I'm more of a cult then rocky horror picture show
  14. The Positive Development Empire

    I remember the prolonged discussions about how much bling a monk should have... I'm still not sure...
  15. A Beginners Guide to Starting a Cult!

    HOLY CRAP! YOU'RE NOT DOING ENOUGH HORSE STANCE!!! But don't worry, I got this. Start doing the horse stance right now. All them other people, are not doing horse stance. DO YOU WANNA BE LIKE THEM? BECOME ONE OF THE HORSE STANCERS Global warming? Horse stance Oh hey, Tao Bums Let me kick you a bunch of times to show how strong my legs are With horse stance, your legs will be as strong as mine You fell off a cliff and broke your legs? HERETIC! Horse stance... is like magic mountain sex...
  16. Merry Christmas

    HAPPY FESTIVUS PARTY HARD
  17. Signposts on the Way

    PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
  18. Merry Christmas

  19. Yin and Yang of Breathing

    I haven't read that many tai chi books but I've been told a trick for clumsy people to help remember how you're supposed to breath on each move Most of the time, when you move hands towards you, you breath in and when pushing away, breath out So it's like yin yang yin yang, each move and breath either yin or yang depending on what you're doing
  20. Yin and Yang of Breathing

    There's a lot of that in tai chi stuff