Protector

If things bother you, take away their power to bother you The bothering will stop If you want to bother someone else, make them bother themselves while you stop your own botherings Oh bother

Maybe I'm young and I want lady buddhas to touch me

If buddha can't touch me on that 8th line, does that mean I loose my buddha nature? I like my buddha nature and like the possibility of having one I'm not loosing that one, no sir I like that one and I'm going to stick to it

Take the second potion, live a long life, drink it before death, give stuff to grandkids

I take everything ever back, Spitfire is the best pony ever still like Applejack

Fuck it?

I wonder how many of F*ck It practitioners reached enlightenment

We all should be dead by now, in a parallel universe or something In another parallel universe someone might have came up with a clever solutions to problems that have been solved by internet alone Information is available to everyone who looks for it on the Internet, but the Internet is not just information. Internet is a new ability to connect for normal people that is still ahead of its time. It connects everyone and moves everything to the Internet. Everything is online people, products, and actions. It's easier to keep things online and so things that are done in the real world are being done online. Even crime has been moved to the Internet. In the 80s there was a big problem with gang violence in America that might have destroyed it. There were lots of speculations about it in the movies and media. Now the gangs are still there but they have moved online. You can even buy drugs online, look for a site, ask what you want, and some guy will bring it to you. New York has changed from being a very scary place to just a very expensive. Now some people there fantasize about the old times, for some reason. The crime is still out there in the real world while the shops keep money and some people go to these shops to rob them. Crime is not completely gone, some of it just moved. Internet is a giant problem solving machine. You put a bunch of people in one room and they kill each other until just the strong prevail. Lots of yelling until someone figures out what to do or until everyone adapts to new conditions. People are still getting used to Internet and some problems arise, but they are being solved by themselves. Chi follows the course of less resistance and Internet makes things easier, even if some of them need time. One of the things that are "being solved" is bullying, especially the online kind of bullying. Bullying, along with other crimes, has moved to the Internet and now it is in a box in which people can take a look and see everything that is going on. A lot of Internet problems can be solved by not being on the Internet, but the problem is that everyone else is on the Internet. So, you could leave all the things behind or stay and fight it out. In the real world you can't stop existing but in the Internet world you can become anonymous. When trying to convince someone not to do something bad they just say not to do it, but since it is the Internet, you can be anonymous and no one will catch you or care enough. There were a lot of PSAs that presented a whole bunch of reason why doing something is bad or wrong, but they didn't do anything. The thing that saved everyone is Internet. If you want information to find out if something is safe, you go online. If you were worrying about all the scary criminal people, keep worrying, they are not gone but became invisible. Right use of the Internet can even change one's reality. TV is not telling you what to do, you can watch anything you want online. If people are bothering you, you can leave and come back when you feel like chatting online. Everything can be looked at differently through the Internet, it can find something bad about something good and something good about something bad. It will keep moving and moving because people are moving it and there are many kids of people.

Click that greenish-looking button right next to the eraser looking button to the left from the Font thing Choose the spoiler thingy and put the address or extremely witty text there

Eh, still first one then, guess I will have to live like a college student for a thousand years Maybe I can use these thousand years to become a stinkin' wizard!

Take the first potion then use these 1000 years to get the other potion from that goddamn wizard!

Let's celebrate with this Dakota video!

13 years under a dictatorship!!! Though I didn't know that it was a dictatorship, the streets were so clean and I didn't see police that often that I thought everything was fine Then I looked at some North Korea videos and their streets are even cleaner, hmm Though these street kids looked scary sometimes, what's up with them

Flash weights a lot When there are 15 posts full of flash, some computers start to go slower and sometimes freeze Being considerate of other people's computers is nice There is no way to put a link to youtube anymore, it automatically becomes an embedded flash object It's very easy to use, just choose it out of the Special BBCode list

use the spoiler tag

Dang it, Bobby Did tulku bite you or something?

These guys were starting to get popular around the time I was moving to Canada hmm, deja vu

I wonder what is Multi-Orgasmic Man's theme song He probably doesn't have a super hero costume... at all

Pony?

PONY!

If it's an antioxidant then it's doing what it's meant to do. The philosopher's stone that grants immortality was processed sulfur that was also made into antioxidant There are recipes for it all over the place, even in them eastern countries http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_garlic_%28food%29

Fuck that... hey, it does work