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I wonder how them people look like...

It will be once someone say that coconut milk sucks, and it does

This is like walking in on some dude stabbing a guy "Why you stabbing him?" "I'm not stabbing anyone" "Then what's that?" "Not stabbing" "Looks like stabbing to me" "You should stop looking at things in a negative light"

HELL NO!!!!!!!!!! Crazy bench warmers with their crazy logic

Getting older is like plowing a field, after some time something behind you starts to grow or gets eaten by crows if you don't do it right

YES, BY GOD I AM TEH OLD!!! but my memory is fuzzy and this is how I remember it

tilku or not, the real problem here is that there are tulku like people out there. And if every person like this after tulku on the forum is different, then they start to show up at a kinda fast rate. Maybe tulku is raising a small army somewhere with one on one apprenticeship. aaaaaaa that's so annoying So does anyone with a lot of free time is going to take care of the tulku epidemic?

So... the world is out of balance *rimshot*

BEST SONG EVER Damn, am I old now?

Welp, even the cards say the same thing Conqueror it is

The word around the office is that Jesus was against religion, whoops! Dude never spoke inside the church, one of his big talks was right outside one and everyone came to listen to him instead He only was inside when he was a kid and once when he trashed the place as an adult I think these talks are too personal to be a big thing that everyone talks about, and that's probably why he had a small group of people who individually would lead another group of people Everything would have worked great if Paul didn't happen

O Canada Our home and native land True patriotic love and I forgot the rest

NUMEROLOGY!!! *cue numerology theme song if there is one* 12 is the number of a perfect team and number 13 is the number of death 13 is also part of the team but when 12 becomes that, the 13th person has to leave or die so the team could work at the perfect proficiency You know how Jesus and the apostles were 13 and Jesus died There is an argument about how many knights were behind the round table but there are 13 most known and important ones Chinese zodiac has 12 animals in it but the story mentions 13, the Cat was tricked by the Rat and became a loner who hates the Rat and chases it. So in short, 13 is a loner number that has no place in this worldddddd But cats are cool

Because it's just as pointless

It's funny how normal people care about worthless things that don't last forever. Kid has a toy and he's happy, if an adult has a toy then he thinks it's stupid. A toy is practically useless, it's only good for playing around when there are much better things including the "sun". People can live off of almost nothing but they still want more, and it's easy to have more because it's possible to give almost any value to almost anything. This makes it easier to make someone happy, even if for a while. There is really bliss thing out there but reaching it is loosing everything else, including the world and humanity. It is loosing the chance to be sad or angry and to suffer. Out of infinite possibilities, many of them get closed off. I've read of a Buddhist temple where monks used to practice a type of meditation that makes one only feel happiness. It became a forbidden type of meditation because monks would go into mountains and meditate without nothing to eat. They don't feel like eating because that would interrupt the meditation and so they just die happy. You can't do anything when you're dead and you're safe when you're not doing anything. You might avoid the bad outcome of a marriage and wont get hurt by the things you love but you will also deny the love in the first place. Wont worry about someone far away and wont be sad when someone leaves. You will just be driven to have a glorious suicide somewhere on a mountain. People get born, they meet each other, they laugh and cry, and this pattern keeps repeating. Everyone keeps running in a Samsara hamster wheel, not being able to outrun suffering, but that's also the place where perpetual happiness happens. When there are people living, they can both love and suffer.

To moooooove forward It's sort of an opposite from what everyone else is doing The whole path was used by fighters long ago to survive, I found it when I was the most threatened and now I just go along because there's nothing else better

Small colored stones confuse me

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Everywhere I look Maybe I don't want bliss or feel good or something It seems like every modern spiritual path out there is about feeling some bliss and being finally content with everything Qi Gong and Yoga is done to feel good without using anything material Immortality for removing suffering and stopping reincarnation Happiness is what everyone is moving towards, but everyone is just an addict

Man, eating french fry is easier

That sucks, but don't go too much out of it or you will wake up one day fighting some foreigners in an arena or something

Don't let your wife find out that you're just going crazy at some rocks instead of making wine or else she will go save your son herself, it only creates more drama

Christianity blends surprisingly well with Hinduism and Buddhism but I would start with Judaism and when taking it into Christianity, add Taoism. For going into the New Testament there is needed a special guide, I forgot what's it called but Masonic bible should do fine. Eastern Orthodox bible is the biggest one so you're interested in additional notes, check that one out.

JUST READ THE DAMN COMICS